Posts by WotIfink

Britons: iPhone eighth most important invention — ever

Nope, all wrong.

How could it be anything other than Language?

3 billion have suffered Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody'

Be honest...

Don't you wish you'd written Noddy's song?

If he's had enough royalty from it already for his pension pot, I'd be happy to help ease the burden by taking the remainder...

Anyway, its a good fun song and I just wish he'd get back together with the others so I could hear it live...

Loud sex woman coughs to ASBO breach

As the saying goes...

"It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

Errm, and do it quietly.

Govt promises unemployed free laptops, net access, websites

Foolish comments

I have often thought how knowledgeable and sensible the posters on The Register are.

However, on this occasion many of you have shown yourselves to be selfish, small minded and ignorant. Frankly, some of you are only fit to write for the Daily Mail.

I suggest that you wait and see what actually happens once the headlines and publicity have passed.