* Posts by Alistair

3023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 May 2007

EU threesome promises good times for data protection reform

Alistair
Coat

@asdf

Annoyingly the US keeps knocking on the upstairs door looking for help. Our current "tenant" however helpful he may have been to the US lately, is possibly looking to be replaced in October. (I sure as hell hope so)

Login creds for US agencies found scrawled on the web's toilet walls

Alistair
Coat

homeland security

"count of domains without full 2FA"

*sigh*

why does the irony *NOT* surprise me?

Facebook dunks Instagram in new search filter sheep dip

Alistair
Coat

Okay - whats happening with the editorial staff?

This sheep thing is starting to go too far. (or at least to many articles)

Someone needs a friend I think.

Triple glitch grounds ALL aircraft in New Zealand

Alistair
Coat

Re: Picture editor fail

Must be utterly false, I see no hobbit houses in that picture.

(sorry - the SO insists that we have to go see those things)

Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

Alistair
Windows

This was a social study of ambient intelligence

Guess what.

People failed.

Amazon enrages authors as it switches to 'pay-per-page' model

Alistair
Windows

cynical grumpy bastard comment

Amazon, big international conglomerate that *sort* of makes money, depending on which of their very expensive lawyers you ask.

Independent authors putting out books on service offered by Amazon.

Subscription service offered by Amazon has books from independent authors. Pays out based on "read".

Subscription service changes terms to based on pages read.

a) nothing says that "payout" in (a) = "payout" in (b)

b) nothing says that "the pool of money" that provides "payout" = "subscription fees collected"

Cynical bastard points out that Big International Conglomerates *DO NOT* do things to make their suppliers *richer* EVER. Any change is done to put more dollars in Big International Conglomerate's coffers.

Might it keep garbage producers from making too much money? possibly. Will it make decent independent authors more money? possibly. But I seriously doubt that it was done for this reason.

SpaceX gets ready to crash barge-land ANOTHER rocket

Alistair
Windows

On a sunday afternoon

... At least I won't have to tell the morning desk line up to go away.... (last two times this was shot for)

Tim Worstall dances to victory over resources scaremongerers

Alistair
Windows

Send him on tour!

Those of us on the other side of the pond might want to jump in on the Q&A.

NIST issues 'don't be stupid' security guidelines for contractors

Alistair
Coat

5 years to write it ...

As I recall - the math being what it is with bureaucracy, it will only be 18 to 20 years to implement. So, we can expect at least 3 more Snowdens and 2 more Bradley/Chelsea Mannings. And possibly a couple of Sonyesque "evictions" of highly contentious information.

Webmail password reset scam lays groundwork for serious aggro

Alistair
Coat

software 2fa

I have a software token that I can run on windows/linux/android (and to my knowledge IOS) - that is based on a pair of numbers (serial # and a random pin string) that works for *serveral* services I use.

No, google doesn't get my phone number.

California über alles? Is MEP Reda flushing Euro copyright tradition down the pan?

Alistair
Windows

Limit the Term.

Disney has absolutely mangled the concept of copyright into a nightmare that needs to be attacked with an axe and a chainsaw.

This mess is just that, a terrible mess. Furthered by complete misunderstandings of the differences between copyright, trademark, patent, and real honest to pete "intellectual property" (not this crap that gets called IP now, such as the one click patents), and exacerbated by the differentiation of the *legal* interpretations of these items around the world.

I'm no fan of the Disney interpretations, nor am I hot on the Amazon interpretations. I know damned well what happened with my patentable material, however that was terms of employment (and **there is a rats nest of patent/copyright crap that NO politician is going to attack) I'm inclined to believe that at this stage of the game, the only direction that any legal frame work is going to go is to bolstering both the Disney and Amazon positions, and you and I and the rest of the folks out there can get screwed.

</hmmms, seems I need more coffee and possibly a valium or three>

Hey Google, what’s trending? Oh, just the death of journalism

Alistair
Coat

google appears to consider

Buzzfeed "Journalists"

I think the OED needs to modify an entry somewhere.

*cough* Buzzfeed? an occasionally grin worthy, ad overloaded waste of time as far as I can tell. If this will be considered Journalism 2.0, then we as a species are outright doomed.

Chancellor Merkel 'was patient zero' in German govt network hack

Alistair
Coat

aha!

So - that's how they shot down MH-17.

/dons requisite TFH

Intel inside: Six of the best affordable PC laptops

Alistair
Coat

I cant. I just. Cant.

no, anything that references that disgusting resolution goes in the garbage. It really truly does belong in the garbage.

I cannot accept that as a *modern* or *up to date* system. At all.

Hey kids, who wants to pwn a million BIOSes?

Alistair
Windows

Uhm

Am I crazy that I keep all the firmware data I can retrieve in the same DB as the software versions?

I'll admit that some of the proprietary hardware cards in the HPUX and SunOracle world can be cranky to catalog -- but it *can* be done.

NASA on track to triple Discover super's grunt

Alistair
Coat

I thought they were..........

Going with a stack of PS3s and funky headgear...........

Poison résumé attack gives ransomware a gig on the desktop

Alistair
Windows

"Anyone stupid enough to run an screensaver executable that's packaged up in a zip file titled as a resume deserves everything they get."

Whist I'd tend to agree with your sentiment, I'll point out that a large number of those idiots work in the same places as a lot of the commentards here. And the idiot will not be tasked with mopping up the mess. It will far more likely fall to the folks that read this site regularly and comment about how stupid these end users are.

That said -- they mention a compromised wordpress site. And I'm pretty sure there are some sigs to add to the blacklists.

VMware unleashes Linux on the (virtual) desktop

Alistair
Windows

Linux on the desktop debates

Have been going on for years.

IBM moved huge swathes of staff onto linux desktops over the last four years.

- Lotus notes is java based, it made no difference to that, in fact given better memory management in the OS, the app behaves better.

I'm aware of a (middle sized) financial trading house that tossed MS desktops to the side of the road in the last 8 months, reduced their MS server population by 85%, and are now working off a combination of linux workstations and Mac laptops. (not sure I can name them, I was a subC) and a huge fleet of virtual linux and Solaris servers.

To my knowledge a middle sized police force in Europe are engaged in switching to Andriod/Linux endpoints and minimizing their MS server fleet, moving to Virtualized windows apps only where there is no alternative.

Guess what - other than PowerPoint, Project and Visio - LibreOffice/OpenOffice/(there's another fork of this somewhere) has covered the office suite territory. (Yes it has a presentation document engine, but I'll admit *that* has a learning curve that is a bit longer) - Project can be swapped out for one of three options - again with a learning curve, but they do work reasonably well.

Visio I *personally* have not found a *decent* replacement for - but that may again be a learning curve and *I* may be being stubborn.

My current group of co-workers don't typically have wacky crap added onto the Office Suite components they use, since our analysis tools are in the TeraData/Informatica/MicroStrategy territory, and with the addition of Hadoop and the herd of OSS tools that brings, I've been asked to provide linux desktop access for them. The Desktop team have been trying for years to get it adopted, and with the work that RedHat has done, the virtual desktop tools we have already, its starting to look like we may have a valid reason to cut almost $8MCA out of the IT budget, *and still* be able to present everything the end users need, whether it be MS, MAC or linux.

However, in the long run, there will be folks who are *petrified* of moving off of MS's platform, either because they've bought the FUD that "nothing works in linux" or simply because they've no faith in their ability to change their tools.

As much as Trevor is apparently foaming at the mouth (to some of the commentards) and as much as that AC is apparently ignoring the real world, I'm one of those rational types that goes for logic and reason. Trevor is quite right in many of the things he says, and I'm inclined overall to agree with him, and the AC *does* have a couple of points, however they may well be based on the FUD that is *still* being spewed about "linux sucks as a desktop".

Right tool for the job at hand is my take, and what we have here from vmware is quite simply something that may well be the right tool for *many* folks that want to reduce costs, and improve their working environments.

Alistair
Windows

*shakes head*

About time we got this out there -

Yes X11 is a network protocol. Have you ever *looked* at the shit signalling and traffic volumes involved? - Perhaps ever considered the bandwidth your core network might need to support in order to have more than 25 clients on the network?

I've managed to muddle along with vmware using viperl and firefox on linux for quite some time now.

once the VCSA is up who cares where the windows went? ( apologies WvB )

Mainframe staffing dilemma bedevils CIO dependents

Alistair
Windows

@BlackPlague. You haven't met the Unix greybeard that started IT in the mainframe world yet have you? I make zOS folks look like Hanna Montana.

And sadly - I'm tempted to go back to zOS/CICs/IMS/MQ/JCL/Zeke world. If only to get the #$%@#$% unix services to play nice with my unix hosts.

HGST shimmy shimmy shingles its way to a 10TB spinning rust drive

Alistair
Windows

Replacing a tape archive system in the next FQ

Too bad I wont be able herd these in.

340Tb of Legal hold and financial historical data - and they want it *off* of tape since it takes too damned long to get at now. 160-180 of these in two arrays in different geo's, and a block duplication FS on top, or reasonable raid.

I could imagine repopping a pair of frames with a ZDL type appliance in the middle and taking 10 weeks to migrate off. But that would be too easy for management as it has $$$ attached to it. Meantime they want to use anything that has the room but doesn't have $$ attached. Or for that matter offsite. *sigh*

TERROR in ORBIT: Dodgy rocket burp biffs International Space Station off track

Alistair

"No, the "Do Not Touch" button is at Roscosmos; "

In Russia button pushes you.

Sadly the "Do not touch" button in Russia is labelled in .... Swahili.

NSA slapdown prompts Privacy Int'l to file new lawsuit against GCHQ

Alistair
Windows

And up here, well.

Since the americans have signed off on at least appearing to behave, SHarper@notabalancedbudget.ca has decided that our team can step up to the plate.

PI needs to go after CSIS.

Undetectable NSA-linked hybrid malware hits Intel Security radar

Alistair
Coat

Re: If it was truly firmware?

I have this group of EMC Vx arrays over here - lets see... 2400 spindles. You want to come update that firmware?

DARPA's made a SELF-STEERING 50-cal bullet – with video proof

Alistair
Black Helicopters

@John Hughes.

Sorry 'bout that -- enjoy the plane trip.

Virty servers' independence promise has been betrayed

Alistair

Re: What am I missing?

Most clustering software (including OS level) requires direct hardware access to a shared disk somewhere. -- in Vmware language, device passthrough. Once done, typically, your VM is now pinned to a specific node. This applies for most OS clusters, Oracle RAC, Vertias, MCSG and a number of applications I've had to deploy in the past.

To my knowledge, RH has fixed RHCS for VMware and kvm environments, and the MCSG for linux incorporated a similar fix - I believe that Vertias clusters now can *have* virtual nodes, but any master must NOT be virtual - I've not worked with them recently.

I still have DBA's talking about putting RAC clusters in virtualization - to whit, we have an exadata coming shortly to solve that issue.

Alistair
Windows

I've seen this architected.

And then spent 5 months raising every red flag I could wave at everyone on the damned project.

Now they don't understand why changing anything in the environment takes 3 months of planning.

New platform is being built to replace it. I still have my original emails. Will likely end up trotting them out for the next round.

Sadly none of the vendors involved decided to step and admit that it was a mistake to do this...

Chips can kill: Official

Alistair
Coat

Re: Non-problem

" Basically, if you eat about 100 times the amount of crisps or coffee that people usually do,"

Its a damn good thing I *drink* my 35 cups of coffee every day.

Alistair
Coat

OMG Tasty foodz can killz you

Valar Morgulis.

(and women too)

So why the hell didn't quantitative easing produce HUGE inflation?

Alistair
Windows

Re: Numbers don't lie, but liars fudge the numbers

Oil may have halved in price in the markets, but it sure as HELL has not HALVED in price at the pumps Tim.

The weapons pact threatening IT security research

Alistair
Windows

Hmmmmmmmm

export PATH=/some/strange/path:${PATH}

export LD_LIBRARY_PATH=/some/random/path:${LD_LIBRARY_PATH}

are now illegal commands anywhere but the usa?

Sorry this type of bovine excrement warrants a foad to the writers.

Stand-up and be counted²: Nerd is the funny word

Alistair
Coat

I must protest.

ASCII muds are still alive and well.

I have several dozen backed up just in case.

<IT nut that developed a rep in one of those communities.>

A pause in global warming? What pause?There was no pause

Alistair
Boffin

ohboy

Again we have the debate about the value of data used to run the calculations.

Again we have the calculations showing something different.

I stand by my position. We as a species know that the climate is changing.

We've got thousands of scientific minds digging at the problem of "what is causing climate change", we're spending millions of dollars/pounds/marks/francs/yen whathaveyou on the research. There are entrenched camps that are already decided on "what is causing climate change". There are as yet no concrete conclusions on what is actually causing the changes, there are as yet no concretely guaranteed expected results of what these changes will mean to the planet as a whole.

We've got entire economies dedicated to "renewable resources development" that are spending *billions* of dollars/pounds/marks/francs/yen whathaveyou on new ways of turning sunlight or wind into power. We've still got entire economies dedicated to burning whatever form of carbon to make energy, and spending billions of dollars/pounds/marks/francs/yen whathaveyou to keep that industry going.

Personally, I suspect/feel/have a reasonable suspicion that tossing millions of tons of CO2 out there is not a good thing for the planet overall, but I don't believe it is the *only* reason why we're seeing climate change. I think there may be other factors involved that are far beyond our ability to control that are contributing. I still have yet to see a projection from the scientific community that has reached mainstream media that has come even close to what we get to observe (10/15/20 years) down the road.

Events like this where a primary source of analysis is *tossing data out* of the calculations or models and saying that the result is truer than other models, demonstrates clearly that the scientist(s) doing this are NOT interested in accuracy, but rather only in proving their theory. The method calls for adding all observational data and having the theory work with it. Or tossing the theory out the window and finding one that DOES work with all the observational data.

Star Trek's Lt Uhura hospitalised in LA after stroke

Alistair

An great personality and a wonderful person all round

I do absolutely wish her a speedy and full recovery. I have memories from a Trek convention when I was 14 or 15.

She was just wonderful to the folks who got to chat with her.

Don't believe the hype: When that DATA seems just too good

Alistair
Holmes

Re: Here is the "plan 9 from outer space" of all papers.

After a quick skim, I believe we should nominate AMFM to go audit the papers attached to that. His review would make more sense.

There is *no* appropriate icon for this comment.

Large Hadron Collider gives young ALICE a black-hole ray gun

Alistair
Windows

Re: astonishingly hot, dense soup?

I suggest that we make the politicians into a dense soup, then use the LHC to make it astonishingly hot.

But then I'm a cynical bastard these days.

Why did Snowden swipe 900k+ US DoD files? (Or so Uncle Sam claims)

Alistair
Coat

Re: I know I'm in a minority on here

I think I can add Harper to that list. Mind you he's more of "too stupid to see how bad the example he's following is" type of issue.

Personally - The figureheads aren't really the issue -- I'd like to see the advisor type folks that lead the charge over the cliff pinned to trees, kept alive and breathing and used as target practice by small children using globs of honey. And keep a few dozen fire ant hills in the neighbourhood.

(sorry - its early and I've only made it through half a coffee)

Passions run high in EU parliament debate over air passengers' privacy

Alistair
Coat

Timothy Kirkhope added: “I am still convinced of the necessity and proportionality of the instrument. The threats we face are real and we need to find solutions.”

........

In other words, "We know this isn't the solution but its something we want to try"

emphasis is of course mine.

Virgin Media wins ELEVENTH patent case against Rovi

Alistair

Re: If they don't pay

@ArgBlarg

Apparently the patent chest isn't worth the paper its printed on..............

Mad John McAfee: 'Can you live in a society that is more paranoid than I'm supposed to be?'

Alistair
Coat

Re: Can not disagree with anything he said

Valar doharis

One USB plug to rule them all? That's sensible, but no...

Alistair
Coat

Re: Cable spaghetti

Dunno about anyone else, but I label the cables when I plug 'em in. Damned interns don't get *that* till they have to fix the one they built without labels.

Alistair
Coat

@stoneshop

- I have 3 stinkpad chargers. Connectors the same .... charge level isn't, the itty bitty one can't charge the older stinkpad.

But then - they cover something like 15 or more years.

(Starting to think I've been at this too damned long)

Alistair
Coat

Re: Argh!

You missed:

"productmaynotappearasdepictedvoidwhereprohibitedbylawnorefundsnotapplicableinquebec"

Secure web? That'll cost you, thanks to Mozilla's HTTPS plan

Alistair
Coat

Re: But ...

Um Dan. That depends on just how firefox ended up getting installed......

Holy SSH-it! Microsoft promises secure logins for Windows PowerShell

Alistair
Pint

In other news.

I see mister Tatham having a new consultancy contract.

Gratz Simon, have a beer.

The rare metals debate: Only trace elements of sanity found

Alistair
Boffin

Re: A reprise

It might be cheaper to mine stuff up there if we end up building top down. But that is a subject for another column. And think of what that will do to the reserves list when we *do* start building the elevator.

Intel gobbles up chipmaker Altera in $16.7 BILLION splurge

Alistair
Boffin

Re: interesting....

Phil_dude:

Lets shoot for Itanium with a suite of FPGA's attached.

Now - *that* would rock!

Google's Cardboard 2.0 virtual reality device is a triumph for humanity, said no one sane, ever

Alistair

@Fred Flinstone

with the Gold and the handle, I'd suspect you were a founder.

Sony sees the cold light of optical archives, buys ex-Facebooker's upstart

Alistair
Pint

Re: Robotics

Ummm.

circa 70's era juke boxes did this.

with DVD/BlueRay to get the data throughput you'd want putting the optics in the retrieval arm means that you have your 1 dedicated arm tied up while the disk is read off. The model presented allows you to stuff the disk in the drive and go get other disks to satisfy io requests.

other point, air flow becomes an issue if you have the optics on the moving bit, it will alter the head flight.

This has a place for WORM data. With allowed higher latency. That you don't call back all that often.

The 'echo chamber' effect misleading people on climate change

Alistair
Alert

Social media "echo chambers"

Yes - there are huge pools of stupid out there that folks get stuck in, and tend to have a hard time wading their way out of.

Yes - folks that don't like to think too hard will tend not to wade their way out and will be vociferous in defending their pool of stupid.

Personally I tend to look at positions and read about them because they are different from mine. I don't tend to brand folks outright simply because they hold a different opinion or perspective than mine. My balance is logic. If there is *some* logic in place its worth looking at the perspective. If I can find no trace of logic in the perspective I move on. However, since our governments have been slaughtering education for 40 years, I've found that many, many folks don't comprehend logic.

I cannot even shoot down some of the most vociferous "Climate Change" deniers, nor can I shoot down the most panicked "Climate Change" proponents, as they use *some* logic, and have *some* evidence to back them up, especially when you can trace the path to the backing/funding that supports them. In reality, you cannot call someone who is a virulent CC denier *stupid* if they are earning dinner and a pension from the BigOilConglomerate -- shortsighted perhaps, but not stupid. You read the article and it inflamed you didn't it? -- The same can be said of the "Oh My God, New York will drown in 15 years" crowd. -- typically you can't call them stupid, they have some facts ,they have some logic and there is a source for their income, likely with a vested interest in RenewableSourcesofEnergy.

Sadly - my take on the use of the word "consensus" is that it is a typical cop out to "I've heard this somewhere once". Or that the consensus was based on three people getting drunk one night on a deck in the back yard.

My largest problem with the entire "climate change" debate is that the science makes it clear that there are changes happening, but we (as a species, not us Reg Readers) don't have sufficient knowledge, computing power, or data to concretely correlate what sequence of events puts this change in place. And, as such, we as a species, have to put hard logic in place, and point out that we can make some changes in what we are doing to remove the deltas we as a species apply, but that those changes may or may NOT have any affect at all on the changes that our climate is undergoing. We simply do not have sufficient knowledge or correlation.

You find your car takes longer to stop at stop lights, you change the brakes right? Does this fix the problem if you've added a 7,000lb trailer to your car? Possibly, possibly only for a short time, possibly not at all.

< hmmmmmm /endrant>