* Posts by Alistair

3023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 May 2007

FBI ends second iPhone fight after someone, um, 'remembers' the PIN

Alistair
Windows

Re: Q: How is the government ever going to convict bad guys without access to encryption?

Umm.

Chat applications. Skype.

CDR's *don't* always have low level connection data for *all* processes on the phone, and you don't need to use your phone as a phone to communicate.

Yes, they were after his contacts, **and** the content of the communications he had with those contacts.

Ceph previews next long-term stable release with v 10.2.0 Jewel

Alistair
Windows

systemd

the opensource version of microsoft,

embrace, extend..........

How IT are you? Find out now in our HILARIOUS quiz!

Alistair
Coat

@Dabsy.

Dunno why but I can sympathise with the coffee name spelling.

I'm apparently a grammar genius and a spelling wizard. And "better than 96% of the population at....." in far far far too many cases. However, so are a couple of folks I know who would have problems floating in a kiddie pool full of pudding.

for the printer:

option Q)

note that support for that hardware is currently in transition, advise the user that they need to open three tickets in three different systems, collate all ticket numbers into a single email and then email 8 DLs with those ticket numbers asking if there is anyone that can acknowledge that they are aware the printer exists, and advise which of the two outsourcing agencies actually support the printer. Advise the user to ensure that security is on the email trail as they will have to grant access for the support person who eventually is assigned to inspect the printer. Send the formal process documentation advising how to open tickets in the three ticketing systems to the user and CC their manager as well. Sign off.

Head outside for lunch, a scotch and a chance to watch the cardinals finish building their nest in my cedar tree.

RIP Prince: You were the soundtrack of my youth

Alistair
Pint

Prince

See the forums.

I'm not "devastated", but I am a wee bit sad that that talent will not be around.

Much can be said for his talent. Even more about his ego. The last tour he did was completely unlike the music industry standard of announcing a year in advance and selling ahead of the curve. It made the shows much more appealing (even if I did miss out). And the turnouts he got made it abundantly clear he was still massively popular. (he did two here in T.O. with only 8 hours notice, both sold out, and *not* a tiny venue)

The intertubz reactions to "stars" dying lately does tend to go over the top, especially in light of the lack of reactions to things like the quakes in Japan, mass shootings in sub-Saharan Africa, bombings in various locations around the Arab world and events in "The Stans" or Turkey of late.

I will agree in some respect with Jason B's comment, if we all (the species) saw one another more closely than "those people over there" we'd be a better creature as a species, however I think that we (as a species) would need to have far better ability to separate our emotional and logical circuits. (This from the kid who was constantly referred to as Spock when it came to relationships in school). Perhaps the celebrity of death will help us all learn to be a little more open minded. (I can hope.....)

In any case, I'll be listening to my 80's station tonight -- all 80's friday night and I'm quite sure they'll get lots of Prince in there.

FBI boss: We paid at least $1.2m to crack the San Bernardino iPhone

Alistair
Windows

TERROR FEAR NOW IN YOUR HOME!

Give up your rights to let us protect you.

Be afraid, very afraid.

Because we say so.

Because protecting you is so expensive, we need more money.

No more purple rain.

Alistair
Windows

No more purple rain.

Not that it's IT related - but the artist formerly known as a symbol is no more.

Dutch PGP-encrypted comms network ‘abused by crooks’ is busted

Alistair
Windows

And we now know what the FBI found on the infamous iPhone.

"Ummm, nothing interesting here...."

See previously :

"I have been forced to make a difficult decision: to become complicit in crimes against the American people or walk away from nearly ten years of hard work by shutting down Lavabit."

Prosecutions post Lavabit? Anyone? Bhueler?

Track record? looking rough there for the TLAs.

NASA injects cash into solar electric motor

Alistair
Windows

@Sgt_Oddball.

I've been trying to convince the wife that I should be allowed to build a small thorium salt reactor in the shed in the backyard, and what with the way our electric bills are going in this neck of the woods, I might just get her permission.

NYPD anti-crypto Twitter campaign goes about as well as you'd expect

Alistair
Windows

@Aodhhan

"What's next... rape won't be a crime as long as it's done within the privacy of your own home?"

You might want to take the scarecrow and put it back in the corn field.

No one here is suggesting that we *remove* properly regulated powers of detention, search and seizure, no one is suggesting that we decriminalize things that are criminal actions.

What has been incontestably demonstrated, by mathematicians, Black Hat Hackers, White Hat Hackers, scientists, atheists, Christians, Muslims, Russians, Americans, Chinese and Africans is that if there is any flaw in any form of cryptography, someone will find it. And when they find it they will use that flaw. To steal, to abuse, to stalk, to harass, to rape, to kidnap.

Just because you have nothing to hide TODAY does not mean that the crap on your phone today will not someday be either illegal or questionable.

Just because the police forces have postulated situations where having immediate access to an encrypted device *might* conceivably, possibly, be of some value, does not stipulate that in fact, or in reality that that these situations or events have already or ever will occur.

Just because you *believe* you live in a free society and that you are comfortable with the laws of *YOUR* land does not mean that there are no others on the planet who are struggling against oppression and violence and *need* the security of being able to encrypt their communications.

Effectively they are throwing a hypothetical argument against scientific proof. Much like the anti-vaxxers out there.

Now, perhaps you might want to sit down and think about why some of us in the IT world, who have to deal on a daily basis with some 40 *plus* legal frameworks regarding various forms of data that must be secured while in our care are so completely and utterly and vehemently against this utter foolishness.

<seriously grumpy today - -management issue yesterday and an all nighter solving RPC locking issues.>

<edit fixed a typo or two>

UK authorities probe 'drone hitting plane at Heathrow'

Alistair
Joke

Re: Terrorists will use drones

"Drones, Model planes, Model helicopters can all carry some sort of explosive so they should all be banned. While we are at it, why not ban cars too"

Kiddies Helium balloons!!!! OMG!!! they can LIFT things like terrist 'splosive boom boom bombs!!!

BAN BALLOOOONs!

<just in case, some might *not* get it>

EDIT

< should have read the rest of the thread - 2+2=5 beat me to it>

Obama to admit Moon landing was faked?

Alistair

Re: similar thing over here a few years ago

"Actually its a fairly god bet that eventually a bad team in whatever sport will suddenly do well. Either because of sheer chance"

Boltar:

I live just outside Toronto. Look up the Maple LeafsLaughs.

NZ Pastafarians joined in noodly wedlock

Alistair

Re: Bunch of tosspots

@ Chris W.

One does not toss one's pasta in a *pot*. One tosses one's pasta in a *colander*.

Please. The pot is for the boiling. The colander is for the tosing.

It puts the oil on its pasta or it gets the hose.

Alistair

Re: Bunch of tosspots

"Because it didn't go though the correct approval process. It must start as a culture, and be sufficiently aged with time."

Much like good parmesan, I suppose.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

Alistair

Re: Research Fail

@ Hurn:

Only the caffeinate of the cup has Grounds For Appeal.

Alistair

@Rich 11

Have an upvote for one of my favourites.

What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

Alistair

Re: So the good news is....

@ Bob Vistakin:

Why are my search results on the beach with a wannabe celeb, and just how much is it gonna cost me to fly down there to get them?

Canny Canadian PM schools snarky hack on quantum computing

Alistair
Boffin

Trudeau is no slouch in the speaking department

He's had great exposure to excellent source material -

And I honestly think that he *believes* that Canada, and politicians in Canada, have a responsibility to be the calm, rational, quiet voices for reason. It is a role that the country has been known for in the past, and sadly Harper et al shredded that reputation. Even J Chretien, despite is rougher edges and his image, managed to tell GWB to f### off rather politely over WMD. Possibly since the spook types up here were the loudest saying that the yellowcake invoice was fake as hell.

Lots of TeaParty doctrine has been spewed in the media up here over the last 15 years, and has right shifted the less mentally agile of the PC party, in line with Harper's doctrine. "Toe The Line, don't speak out of turn, we'll tell you what you need to know" politics just rubbed 64% of the Canadian voting public the wrong way prior to the last election.

It is interesting now that the raging right are using fallout from the conservative process and governmental commitments to crucify the the Liberals at every turn. If they had any idea of the level of irony they generate, it would be sufficient to power a small city.

All that said I'm no screaming fan of some components of the Liberal party either, but at least in the federal case, they've chosen a *very* charming, well trained, well mannered, and quite intelligent leader. Hopefully the direction we've been going will see some corrections.

The conservatives (at least federally) have only one hope. Neither of them (yes, it is a couple and if you're Canadian you know who.) are about to run for the leadership in the current atmosphere of the teaparty republican wannabes pulling trump like attitude in the PC party. The NDP (again federally) sadly will have to wait a good 10 years to find another leader that stands a chance to pull them out of the dust. The last NDPer that stood that chance was taken from us rather abruptly.

As for future provinces see:

http://globalnews.ca/news/2621875/reality-check-should-canada-adopt-turks-and-caicos-as-its-11th-province/

Sorry, with the state being run by a bush? I wouldn't touch Florida with a Georgia Pine.

Happy Saturday, its a gorgeous day outside and my youngest has a school project I'm supposed to be working with him on. later.

Symantec.cloud portal limps back online after day-long TITSUP

Alistair
Windows

TL;DR -

I'm too busy building in house clustered services on commodity hardware

Linux-fight! Dev's plan to bundle kernel patches sparks debate

Alistair
Coat

Re: Good on him

@ Harry

"Test System"

You have A test system?

I have 7. I need 120.

Sorry, mines the one with "Git bisecing for dummies" in the pocket.

Saturn spacecraft immune to mysterious Planet 9's charms

Alistair
Windows

Personally I'm triggered.

We have Planets, and Dwarf Planets.

Where the sam hell are my @#$% gnome planets?

I want gnomeregan!

<all my alliance are gnomes>

Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece

Alistair
Windows

Pinned one!

The folks at the pizza store thought I was outta my mind. Watched it on my phone while waiting for my pickup.

My wife thought I'd lost it too.

Alistair
Windows

Re: BEAM

@ Dave Bell

The Marvin reference gets you an upvote from my wife. My eldest and youngest would toss you upvotes for Kerbal if they could.

Britain is sending a huge nuclear waste shipment to America. Why?

Alistair
Windows

Re: Odd Decision & Odd Timing

"The Canuks will end up building a wall to keep us all out."

We won't have to, some nutbar from Michigan is insisting that he'll build it. I'll hand him the bricks while he's working on the border *in* the lake.

Windows 10 with Ubuntu now in public preview

Alistair
Windows

just a small point

Although we have quite a bit of cygwin installed, it *does* have its limitations in a properly secured server class AD environment - further it can present security issues in several cases. At the *desktop* user level these aren't much of an issue, but running in some windows server versions cygwin can be rather more than a bit of a problem (several of our cygwin instances are wrapped in security exemptions due to these -- possibly more due to our security standards than anything else).

I'm certainly old enough to comprehend the embrace, extend.... history of MS, but if and when the SSHD component makes it into Server I'll be *all* over that - and if they can give me grep/awk/sed/find on the command line, I'm quite happy, these are things that MS just *does not* do by default. It will finally make windows more flexible in a manner that *I* find intriguing.

Is MS planning on pulling the linux server market back to windows? Of course they are - but it will take them *years* of work to do that, and the open source software world for *server* class software tends to move remarkably fast compared to the desktop software world. I suspect they'll be playing catchup for a *long* time on that front.

<grumpy SA just discovered an understudy has been giving Devs root password.>

White House flushes away court-ordered decryption like it was a stinky dead goldfish

Alistair

Re: Feinstein and Burr, ...

I'm not sure, but it *has* to be very deep and very long, and exceptionally ugly. They've both made it clear that the NSA owns them till their last breath.

Congressman called out for $1,300 video game binge

Alistair
Windows

well at least

He didn't claim he was investigating Steam content for terrorist indoctrination material, or amoral anti-christian pro-abortion games......

Turbo-charged quantum crypto? You'll need Cambridge laser boffins for that

Alistair

@Mark 85:

Charlie IS the cat.

We're just not sure where the box happens to exist at this moment.

Google's dream city isn't a new idea

Alistair
Coat

Re: Been tried, doesn't work

@Alfred:

Its lots of fun to pull up the concept, build and final review movies of Brasillia, and then drive there.

Hysterical in fact.

And to think they chewed up all that viable land to do it with too.

-> the one with A Map of the Sky in the pocket please, great read

Kik opens bot shop, promises world+dog access to teen market

Alistair
Windows

Bots. To spew stuff at teens.

On some messaging app.

written by (the world)

Popcorn please. This will go well I'm sure.

Florida weed suspect cuffed after hoverboard pursuit

Alistair

Considering the rep some of the cheaper ones have acquired, possibly he was hoping to make it catch fire.

Or, he'd just finished watching B2tF and thought it would work like that.

AWS to crack $10bn annual sales this year says Jeff Bezos

Alistair

Amazon's Amazing Profits

The profit of course being accounted for in the country of least tax accounting regulation..........

As much as one has to say "They're only taking advantage of what the law permits", I'd still like to see a corporate that walks away from the WallStreet mantra of 'you didn't make more profit this quarter, OMG YOU TANK!', and actually decide that paying local taxes without the dodges was worth the reputation coin to do so.

Ted Cruz slams DNS overseer ICANN a second time

Alistair

Re: Republican presidential frontrunner Ted Cruz

Actually -- he is a frontrunner, The Donald will push him out (on the tracks/into the road/off the boat) in front of the Donald.

*shudder*

The GOP now has the appearance of an ouroboros, down to its last bite or two.

Not Bitcoin, but close: Red Hat and Microsoft bite into blockchain tech

Alistair

Re: The problem with blockchain tech...

"Unless that is, you have pay some sort of central authority to sign and publish checkpoints in the chain periodically.

FTFY

Hey -- what is that oddball box on the left?

Alistair

Hey -- what is that oddball box on the left?

Is someone playing with layouts again???

"News Bytes" ????

Also -- fonts. I thought I'd borked a font recently - -but noticed that the footers are sometimes using really odd fonts.... < not the text blob at the bottom, the text wrappers around the footer articles >

WhatsApp straps on full end-to-end crypto for 1bn peeps

Alistair
Windows

Re: Facebook

@ cornz 1

Fuck right off, bitch!!!!

FTFY.

Broadband bods Gigaclear bag £24m for rural hi-speed internet

Alistair
Windows

I wish

No FttP over here - although we do have "Fibe" internet. (cough) Yup... good ol' DSL over copper twisted pair.

< interesting footnote, originally was marketed as 'fiber internet' -- court case ensued, and the CRTC got involved. - and I ended up with a sales droid showing up at my door *insisting* that it was real fiber coming into the house and "plugging into your router" .... even *after* I pointed out I'd been in IT for 30 years - okay technically it can be done that way but "its already in your house" was the giveaway>

Sadly - there were a couple of "trials" of FttP and I was only two miles outside of one of them. - the trial was turned off after about a year.....

Phone lines or Cable ......

Nest bricks Revolv home automation hubs, because evolution

Alistair
Windows

@AC "How smart are...."

At least with water meters, oddly, they *do* wear out. Usually last about 15 to 20 years, but (at least our old one) those wee mechanical bits in there do get loose. In our case it was a good thing since once they'd seen the old meter and our readings for the previous 4 years, they sent us back about 2 bills worth of $$. Our new one doesn't make a peep. Old one used to squeak a bit when more than two taps were open in the house.

Now, "smart" electrical meters I'm just not gonna get into. Especially over here in "Lets sell off the provincially owned infrastructure to pay for governmental stupidity" world.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Hey, usually it's just "not supported anymore"...

@stoneshop:

I *WISH* someone would pull the plug on the spanning.

I'm starting to believe we should be pulling the plugs on the junipers too.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Disturbing

@ IAS:

"first Nexus phone? The one where Google sold the hardware direct, but hadn't put in place a service or returns department! "

"so people were getting a nice form delivered saying come to the post office to pick this up, along with your £50 import duty "

GoOgLized corporate response:

"We are not here to solve your problems, we're not a phone company, we're just connecting you to a point of sale. Service and Maintenance? No, we don't do that, you'll have to arrange that on your own. Oh, and taxes, we don't do taxes, that's your job,"

See, Uber "We're not a cab company" and AirBnB "We're not a hotel chain."

Welcome to the "Disruptive economy".

> I'm just surprised that the 2008 financial collapse wasn't wrapped up in that sort of commentary - it certainly would have been more true than the mythology they painted "We're not a bank, we're ........Ummm..... a gambling corporation."

<fixed the cutandpaste failure>

Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil

Alistair
Windows

Whut? Canary?

Just because :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEIYjS1ePY

Apple's fruitless rootless security broken by code that fits in a tweet

Alistair
Windows

Re: The tree that flew.

"Will humans ever stop running stupid stuff in God-mode unnecessarily just because it was simpler than sorting perms?"

Answer:

DEVOPS!!!!

*sigh*

Wait... who broke that? Things you need to do to make your world diagnosable

Alistair
Windows

major failures

One *has* to do postmortem on anything that pulls down a system for a serious SLA violation. In my experience 85% of the majors I've seen can be attributed to human error (i.e. keyboard stupidity), roughly 8% can be attributed to the likes of a teenage house party (Holy s&&t we didn't expect that many of those), which is in itself human error. The remainder can be attributed to the comings and goings of Murphy - hardware failure cascades that were just so far off the map that there was no reasonable expectation that the series of events could ever occur.

Planning things ahead of time, I try to find time to walk through systems with someone non technical enough to ask what would to a techie be really stupid questions. Because we (as techies) tend not to ask those questions. And sometimes, if you stop and think about the question it might *just* be a good thing to cover.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Nice when you have the resouces

First, last, and everything, till the bus comes round the corner.

If you in that spot, your documentation better be impeccable.

Why, hello Mr. Murphy.

Confused by crypto? Here's what that password hashing stuff means in English

Alistair
Joke

This article neglected to mention

Pepper too!

If you need salt, you should have pepper too!.

Mooooooooore Pepper.

<no, actually, Alice through the looking glass, not the musical pair....>

One pane of glass to rule them all? Vanity – thy name is cloud management

Alistair
Windows

Re: The problem with a single pane of glass.

Yoyna, the answer manglement will come up with will be "You can't touch that". Which makes the primary job of us SA types utterly impossible. No SSL updates, no fixes, no code improvements. etc etc etc. This is why I try not to get management into the equation until I have no other choice.

Alistair
Windows

The problem with a single pane of glass.

It only takes one little pebble to shatter that view.

(whee... i pulled in IOT!)

< and, yes that is a serious point of view - you end up with all your systems glued to a single pane of glass, and one minor change in one of those systems can possibly toss your single point of view for a complete loop. Most systems folks have several different tools to look into problems so they aren't the ones likely to be affected but good lord management will toss a fit>

Glum, depressed ... and addicted to Facebook, Twitter? There's a link, say medical eggheads

Alistair
Windows

Re: Clinical

"Actually, I come here to comment because (as with Bongboing) I generally end up feeling that there are still intelligent people around. Commentards may be wrong or misguided, as I often am, but at least most of them can write proper sentences and you know what they mean."

There do have to be a few intelligent folks left about. Few and far between these days. Most of the folks here its fairly clear what they mean. Scarily I can *generally* even manage to figure out what AMFM's intent is in (his/its/their) posts

Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

Alistair
Windows

Re: What's the problem?

@KeithR

I get the idea you're canadian military.

Enterprise revenues power Red Hat past $2bn barrier

Alistair
Linux

@ ac

Linux is free. If you want support for your installation from folks that might know a bit more about making it dance and sing, that you have to pay for. And when your business relies on linux to make things happen, you need that.

Now, Jboss, Cloudforms, clustering? That stuff not free.

A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech

Alistair
Windows

Nice memory there

Fairly sure I spent my 9th or 10 year reading from 43 or 44 to ... what 52?

And I'm willing to bet they're still in a box at my mom's. I come by the pack rat tendency honestly.

She has almost every SF&F published (and quite a few others of that sort) - I think we lost about a dozen to a burst pipe in the basement and they were the bottom of the box. Its why my reading preferences lead to the SF end of the spectrum (when I get the time... *sigh* I just wish I didn't have to adult so much these days)

I get *lots* of little twitches now and again - things I see that pop a relay to the story(ies) I've read in the past. skimming this, the voice and the character feels vaguely familiar.