* Posts by Alistair

3023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 May 2007

Nah, it won't install: The return of the ad-blocker-blocker

Alistair
Windows

Re: They Live....

@sorry:

For some of us this is a biannual thing. Taking care of what eyesight we retain is for some of us worth the expense. My SO has a degenerative eye condition that is accelerated by overly bright lights. It may be a few years yet before we get grands, and she really does want to see them.

Alistair
Windows

@Steve:

Yer still too yoof. Thats *orf* dammit.

US Homeland Security warns of latest hacker craze – ERP pwnage

Alistair
Windows

Re: Proofreaders?

@ZSF

minimize the attack service on their ERP software.

I suppose it was a typo, but I'll tell you, considering the way some legal tents are bending around the world, I would imagine that the Admins aren't told about the attack service. Just the TLA's.

Sen. Ron Wyden: Adobe Flash is doomed, why is Uncle Sam still using it?

Alistair
Windows

Eating a Renault? Hell I can't even get mine to grease a bike chain......

Oracle Database 18: Now in downloadable Linux flavour

Alistair
Windows

The RPM will require a couple of weeks because they fired the guy that does cpio, and the two fellas that know how to strip out the redhat branding are having to learn a new talent.

Intel Xeon workhorses boot evil maids out of the hotel: USB-based spying thwarted by fix

Alistair
Windows

Re: and in other news

@DropBear:

Hell no, I know three off the top of my head, and thats in a small pool!

400GbE party. Loud knock at the door. Music stops. In jumps Juniper

Alistair
Windows

vast majority of our hardware is 1Gb/s (dual path) -

Big Data does a *crapton* of stuff over the wire - it and our exadata infra are on 10Gb/s

10Gb default connectivity is coming but oddly the backup infra is getting it first -- we really don't see the load on payload yet to make it worth it.

Now, in the big data territory - I could happily use 100Gb/s or 400Gb/s -- just to remove the tendency of the horrifically conflicted HP/Cisco switch connections to go into throttle down. (although we've managed to get that mostly under control)

Whisk-y business: How Apache OpenWhisk hole left IBM Cloud Functions at risk of hijacking

Alistair
Joke

http call, can call init. can wipe and reload the container.

That is a rather open wisk. Someone should pwug it.

Dust yourself off and try again: Ancient Solaris patch missed the mark

Alistair
Mushroom

damn good thing we don't have ............

oh

eeeeeeeeeeeewwww. Patching *those* is gonna suck.

If Brussels wants Android forks, phone makers aren't helping

Alistair
Windows

Re: Why I'm abandoning commercial smartphones

He gonna build his own with COTS hardware and an Open Source OS.......

(and to tell the truth, if I could GET COTS phone bits, I would too)

Alien sun has smashing time sucking up planets

Alistair

I think this star

-- read about black holes on the interwebs, and it is now practising at home...

-- next thing you know it will be posting instagram videos of itself trying to consume tide pods.

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

Alistair
Pint

Good luck out there Simon.

Hope you enjoy your new endeavour. I'll be honest, I'll kinda miss your work. It's always nice to have some perspective from the 'lower' commonwealth. ;}

Fukushima reactors lend exotic nuclear finish to California's wines

Alistair
Pint

Re: " researchers at the University of Bordeaux Centre d'Études Nucléaires de Bordeaux-Gradignan"

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the hospital to have this spare eye growing out of my left ear looked into

I hope your health benefits package is all paid up this month. That could end up costin ya!

Elon Musk, his arch nemesis DeepMind swear off AI weapons

Alistair
Windows

It is somewhat interesting.

Reading through this thread and realizing how many folks on here read only one side of any story.

That said:

WMD treaties are there to provide a structure for getting around to removing the real nasties from the 'war' equation. And don't get me wrong here, the folks that go out and organize those are doing so mostly from good intentions. The issue is that if one reads through the WMD treaties and the articles of war relevant to these things the signatories and non signatories for some of them make for exceptionally ironic news articles at times. (The US, China, and Israel come to mind as having ironic media, at least on several fronts the Russians of late have been brutally forthright)

The really really interesting question here is why is war always meant to be fought by soldiers on the battlefield, in the air or on the waves. Why do governments pay corporations ridiculous amounts of money for the hardware to equip those soldiers. Why has there been an active war *somewhere* on the planet for the last 70 plus years?

(playing quietly in the background, Edwin Starr track)

(why yes, I DO think that if countries end up going to war we should have the leaders that make that decision battle to the death in unarmed, naked, mineral oil coated hand to hand combat)

British Airways' latest Total Inability To Support Upwardness of Planes* caused by Amadeus system outage

Alistair
Windows

and for all the 'why not use the weight on wheels' -> not flat and not level, and wings + ambient breezes.

Oddly, whilst eldest was in air cadets, this entire calculation is discussed in minute detail for everything from gliders on up to massive air freight haulers. With a *very* interesting discussion about in flight refuelling tanker craft. (and yes, load weight on a glider is indeed relevant. To the pilot of the powered craft that will be towing it off the ground).... somewhere buried under a ton of paper I have a book....

Microsoft to pay new bounties for identity services holes

Alistair
Coat

Re: Banyan Vines

Oddly Bob,

Banyan drivers were much smaller for DRDOS. And the early (3.x 4.x) GEM actually had a driver manager for BV.

Damn. I've been doing this shit too long.

Samsung’s new phone-as-desktop is slick, fast and ready for splash-down ... somewhere

Alistair
Pint

Re: WIMP

Alister:

There are executives that did that, during midwinter dinner parties.

Trump wants to work with Russia on infosec. Security experts: lol no

Alistair
Windows

@Shaolin 12:

I'll warrant you are perhaps *not* a native english speaker, and allow the syntactic errors. I agree with much of what you put down in your comment, but I suspect that you may not realize that the small errors in your commentary make you sound tinfoil hattish, even in my context. Perhaps we should fire up the BBQ, have a beer or two and clear up some minor issues in your diatribe.

Alistair
Windows

@Dal90

Sadly, watching from up north, I have to agree with you. The issue is however exacerbated by media moguls dancing along *leading* the batshit crazy political mouthbreathers *further* apart.

Alistair
Windows

@IAS

well -- lets make it simple -

White Phosporus:

Discuss military usages and signatories.

GO.

Alistair
Pint

Re: Don't get sheep herded by the fake news media

I have to hand it to you naive;

1) the handle is incredibly appropos

2) you do catch a *lot* of fish.

Sorry, I just cannot upvote a troll account.

Alistair

Re: Well, with all of NATO being either personal foes or parts of the "greatest Foe"

@BebopWeBop:

Bieber is a secret weapon to destroy the RIAA and the IP lawyers they employ.

Alistair

Re: Well, with all of NATO being either personal foes or parts of the "greatest Foe"

Well, we'll discuss the tariffs on dairy products when you folks down south restrict the use of broad spectrum antibiotics and steroids in dairy cattle, and possibly reduce the 120% tariffs on raw paper pulp. Lets not get into the 25 to 30% export duties on processed gasoline, made from Canadian crude oil....

Alistair
Pint

@Craig2:

If you like the register and the Onion, I can happily recommend the Beaverton.

Submarine cables at risk from sea water, boffins warn. Wait, what?

Alistair
Pint

I'd recommend that Canada start deploying nukes along the border in order to snap the continent in half.

Nah, we'll just plant all the new mary-j-wanna plants along the border. The US will dig the trench for us.

'Fibre broadband' should mean glass wires poking into your router, reckons Brit survey

Alistair
Windows

Re: Same in Canada

@Gerhard:

the CRTC had to take bell.ca to court to get the "r" removed from that word in their ads. I still had twats from bell showing up on the street insisting that if I switched from my current DSL provider to Bell I would get "fiber" service. I keep pointing out that it is in no way fibre when I have UTP cable coming in the house. (and at the time the local "cabinet" wasn't even on a fibre pipe).

They get even more pissed off when I point out frequency capability of UTP vs cable.

Adtech-for-sex biz tells blockchain consent app firm, 'hold my beer'

Alistair
Coat

I married a redhead.

#title says it all.

No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

Alistair
Windows

addressing the communion plate.

I attribute it to Catholicism, but then, I was scarred for life as a child.

@Richard C: not sure why no comments but

Alistair
Pint

@Richard C: not sure why no comments but

CA is so dissimilar to Broadcom that the transaction seems rather odd.

That earns you an understatement of the (at very least month, possibly year).

East Midlands network-sniffer wails: Openreach, fix my outage-ridden line

Alistair
Pint

Re: BT are shit...

"I've found the issue. The box this line is connected to out on the secluded street is opposite a pub

I thought the next line would be "the dumb drunk patrons are stopping and pissing on it on the way home...."

AAAAAAAAAA! You'll scream when you see how easy it is to pwn unpatched HPE servers

Alistair
Coat

Re: "get patching"

urrr.

The firmware update is on their public site. Our repo picked it up about a week ago - and the 2.6 landed a few days ago. We *cough* use curl to check their repos and update every night.

Fresh cup of WTF with lunch? TeamViewer's big in Twitter's domination-as-a-service scene

Alistair
Windows

Dear god the things that show up in my email twitter feed.....

Oh *thank god*.

I don't have a twatter feed.

Astroboffins spy the brightest quasar that lit the universe's dark ages

Alistair
Joke

Re: A long, long time ago

Robert, we cannot assume the sexuality of that black hole, please be careful in your assumptions.

Tintri rescued by DDN just hours after filing for Chapter 11

Alistair
Windows

I see silver lake on that list. I'm pretty sure they have a history. And will be one of the first to stop by DDN's cashier.

Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual

Alistair
Windows

Re: Compaq 'security'?

in compaqs the CHS values were usually printed on the disk........

Alistair
Windows

Re: IBM asked me for a password

*cough*

You met that pile too jake? Bizzarre use of CTL keys.

(data entry, back in my teens)

European Parliament balks at copyright law reform vote

Alistair
Windows

"Content creators get screwed by both sides, hard and dry, and always have done."

This. If only for this I wish I had 100 upvotes for you.

Ex-Intel exec Diane Bryant exits Google cloud

Alistair
Flame

Re: I am confused

@Grapes

Dunno where you are in Canada, but in my neck of the woods we've gotten Saummer. Summer Sauna.

'scuze me while I melt.

(relevant icon)

Security guard cost bank millions by hitting emergency Off button

Alistair
Windows

Re: Its not unusual

@Hammar:

I know where you've worked.

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

Alistair
Windows

Re: You're in the wrong, not Atari

I'll let you off on the *shill* tag, but from post history, you seem about 13 or 15 and decidedly trollish.

I have, since I've looked over the evidence, seen nothing that proves that they *do* have internal builds of the system. So, you can live with the original shill tag.

There is something to be said for NDA's. They make a *GREAT* excuse, "I'm sorry, that question falls inside an NDA, and I can't respond."

Persons who are expected to be executive material typically are expected to be prepared to answer all sorts of wild off the map questions, not act like a 15 year old accused of drinking daddy's gin and watering it down.

Alistair
Windows

Kieren:

Is it possible that the gentleman is blind, perhaps, or simply unaware of the object sitting on the table in front of him was an audio recording device? Could he perhaps have a very large blind spot? Has he resigned and run off to Bora Bora, or some other small, remote, isolated pacific island?

______________

There might be those that quibble about the editing of the clips as posted vs the full length interview, but, come *on*, you don't invite a well known journal with the subhead Biting the hand that feeds IT to an interview and gladhanding exercise without being prepared with appropriate bullshit answers. And I don't know sweet FA about this new toy they're launching, but even so, I'd have appropriate toilet blocker quotes for (what are in my view) bog standard techie questions in that situation. It is abundantly clear to me that the executive was utterly unprepared to answer anything remotely like a technical question, and if it were me in the CEO seat, that poor bastard would be on the street, rather than the shit that they've posted on their side....

Alistair
Windows

Re: You Just Need to Have Faith

careful there Aladdin, some of us have hands on the good stuff. Mind you, we're north of the 49th.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Oh how the might have fallen...

Urr, I ran GEM on DRDOS.......

Bill Clinton's cyber-attack novel: The airport haxploit-blockbuster you knew it would be

Alistair
Windows

As if that’s not enough, President Duncan is also facing impeachment proceedings Thats, easy, just needs to pardon himself, its perfectly legal, all the big presidents do it while coping with a long term health condition Viagra can help that, Bill and fending off a pregnant would-be assassin and her cohorts. Just insist you didn't sleep with the assassin and the whole thing will go away, that is not the ninja costume you're looking for.......

'Plane Hacker' Roberts: I put a network sniffer on my truck to see what it was sharing. Holy crap!

Alistair
Windows

Re: What about the Toyotas that get sold to the Middle East ...

Awwww, Dammit Runcible, now I have to go out and buy snacks. And its about middle of Iraq hot out there ......

A fine vintage: Wine has run Microsoft Solitaire on Linux for 25 years

Alistair

Re: Much, much better than it used to be - but still not great

Uhhhhm:

compholio's wine staging git is dead.

https://github.com/wine-staging/wine-staging

is *very* much alive.

Alistair
Windows

I actually install the *game binaries* in /opt/windows/Games and add this as a drive in winecfg. Cleaned out prefixes can sometimes need reruns at registry setup, but in general (WOW, Wolfensteins, SimCity and a few others) it's not been an issue for me. It also allows multiple users on the box to access the games (group account), although updates to WOW and Sims3 will choke on ownership on occasion, it takes only a moment to resolve.

Alistair
Windows

Um, Shad,

I run wine in a mixed version (mind you to get WOW running well these days I build my own) - and AFAICT the default wine install on fedora is 64bit base, but *you can* pull in the 32 bit kit as well. It runs hybrid just fine nowadays.

Who fancies a six-core, 128GB RAM, 8TB NVMe … laptop?

Alistair
Windows

Re: What does it run?

linux base, KVM , guests running clustering software.

Test deployment and update/upgrade processes before they go anywhere near a live cluster.

Yeesh. why do I have a 6 year old HP "worktop" --

32G ram , I7, 1Tb spinning rust 500Gb SSD.

I'll take two please, with the Nvidia cards since that means I can play WOW on wine on my laptop.

Alistair
Windows

Re: What does it run?

Lee;

I see nothing on those that I don't have drivers for on most of my systems. Stop.