Posts by Oliver 4

Creative Suite cloud lurch crushes beret-wearers' cost-slash bid

Over a barrel

We usually skip a generation of one of the smaller packages, so yeah it isn't what we would choose to do, but now there isn't a choice - what is the alternative?

Win for adobe + less than chuffed customers.

Definitely need a decent competitor in this space.

Peak Apple: First 'profit slip' in a decade - and, boy, it's gonna be BIG

Duh

How could that growth be sustained? There simply isn't enough money in the world.

Only an idiot could believe they could keep growing like that, especially when no revolutionary products have been launched recently (that isn't a slight on apple) - the competition is catching up.

Anyway, if my Co's shares 'tanked' to $400, I'd still be laughing all the way to the bank.

Education Secretary Gove: Tim Berners-Lee 'created the INTERNET'

Google thinks so too!

According to Google he did invent the internet.

Google "who invented the internet" and the top spot is TBL's wiki entry - so it must be true!

Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

full of crap

I've never been to "the pub that's full of crap." - Not sure I want to either...

Apple iPad sales drop by DOUBLE DIGITS in Europe

Accuracy of figures

Does the data include direct sales from apple? I'm not convinced it does.

Apple's ex-cop and the case of the lost iPhone 5

Er..

Troy Dangerfield?

Mr. A. Colon?

Right...

Primary school miss flashes porn vid at kiddies

The real issue..

..surely is that the school is so ill equipped teachers have to bring their own equipment in to the classroom. This wouldn't have happened if the school was properly funded. I feel sorry for the poor girl this happened to - she was going above and beyond to enhance her classes education. ok so, not quite the enhancement that the parents were bargaining for...

LHC boffins crank beams to 3.5 TeV redline

So.. what your saying...

...is that HMS invincible is powered by 7 mosquitoes?

Way to spend that defence budget lads!

Head-cam video used to OK Arkansas cop kill

hmm..

I read recently that our troops in afghanistan are prohibited from opening fire unless they are currently being shot at. Yet U.S cops can shoot who-ever whenever.

Mind you, if a US cop pointed a gun at me, I think I'd have the good sense to do what I'm bloody told..

..was this suicide by cop?