* Posts by Ol'Peculier

684 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

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BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

Ol'Peculier
Unhappy

Re: the Board members says. "That's from Hitchhiker's Guide."

I'd like to think that Last Chance to See was his best work, and his campaigning for environmental groups such as Save the Rhino would have been his passion if he hadn't decided to go to the bloody gym.

Ol'Peculier

Re: the Board members says. "That's from Hitchhiker's Guide."

And there was a live tour, with (most) of the original radio series revisitng the scripts.

Was excellent. And everybody decamped to the nearest pub to the theatre afterwards, which even better!

Ofcom keeps X under the microscope despite Grok 'nudify' fix

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FAIL

Geoblocked

So it's Geoblocked. That's great now all the kids know how to use a VPN to get round the porn blocks...

Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

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Re: Meanwhile, on top of Great A'Tuin...

I don't think he did write using a typewriter, certainly the monitor setup shows that! According to Wikipedia his first computer was a ZX81 - he outgeeked Douglas Adams if that really is true. It's worth a read, especially about the interview he did with Bill Gates.

Towards the end of his life he had to use dictation software too.

Also, after his death he had a bulldozer run over all his hard disks so they couldn't be read.

I'm currently running through the audiobooks in my car, currently on The Truth. Still/can't read The Shepherd's Crown though.

Ol'Peculier

Re: Meanwhile, on top of Great A'Tuin...

Forgot to do a link: this is his desk.

Article

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Meanwhile, on top of Great A'Tuin...

PTerry's setup was much better...

BOFH: All through the house, not a creature was stirring except the homicidal vacuum cleaner

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Re: Robots, the gifts that keep giving

Mostly Harmless...

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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FAIL

2.4 and 4 inches. But it seems pasties are also rather variable, from 280 to 350 grams.

Oh for Bob's sake. Make your mind up if you're going to use imperial or metric, please!

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

Ol'Peculier
Mushroom

I wasn't planning on visiting the trainwreak that is the current USA until Tango is well out of office, but this would cement the deal.

Not so much about my posts, but if they find content made by one of my (many) American friends. I would not want to dob them in.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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Nothing would surprise me about what Disney's IP lawyers get up to. True bottom feeders.

Apply here to win a Microsoft Ugly Sweater. It's uglier than ever

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I'm going to say Windows 2000 Server. I had a local installation running dev versions of my websites far longer than I should have done.

Things have gone downhill ever since...

Landlord quirks leave thousands of flats stuck in the broadband slow lane

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Re: Landlords!

When I asked my landlady about getting fibre she just basically looked at me like I was asking for a lift to Mars. All she said was "of course, why on earth would I say no?"

OBR drags in cyber bigwig after Budget leak blunder

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Pint

Credit to the reporter who spotted the pattern in the budget filenames --->

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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WTF?

I've already got a national identity - it's my NI number.

I also have a passport, a driving license and a NHS number. Surely a compination of those would already do the job?

Amazon's AI specs aim to stop delivery drivers getting lost between van and porch

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A few days ago I was walking to the pub when I saw an Amazon branded van pull up to a door, driver gets out, delivers parcel, gets back in and driver about 2 feet before getting back out and delivering to the door next to it.

It gets worse. I'd walked past it by now but heard it start up again, and stop, after about 2 seconds.

Madness...

'Fax virus' panicked a manager and sparked job-killing Reply-All incident

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Re: I was ABSOLUTELY SURE

But, but, but... if it's been sent, why is it still here???

Texas senators cry foul over Smithsonian's pricey Space Shuttle shuffle

Ol'Peculier
Unhappy

Just leave it where it is!

There's a lot more people go on holiday to DC than Houston I'd bet. I've been three times myself.

It's a grubby old thing though, although if I'd been round the planet that many times, I'd probably look the same.

And apparently saying "OMD?" when a tour guide is asking where the name "Enola Gay" came from is not an accepted answer...

(on another note, I asked same guide if there was anything about Sir George Cayley in the museum (he was born in my home town hence the interest). The reply? "Never heard of him"

Jeeze...

London cops unplug iPhone crime ring said to nick 40% of city's mobiles

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According to the BBC they are been bought in HK and China because they can access the internet.

Ol'Peculier
FAIL

Apprently crims are moving away from drug dealing into this because it's less risk and more profitable.

I wish I'd have known how much phones were going for in Hong Kong though, I'd have sold mine when there and got a new one when I got home!

More needs to be done by the manufacturers to block phones once notified of been stolen, but of course they have no reason to do that. Every stolen phone that gets activiated is another user in their ecosystem.

Amazon grounds drone deliveries in Arizona after two crashed into a crane

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Re: How to parse this?

I drove into the wrong house driveway and crashed into a tree I don't have.

-- Jasper Carrott.

Asahi runs dry as online attackers take down Japanese brewer

Ol'Peculier
Pint

They dezserve all they get for what they did to Fullers...

Digital ID, same place, different time: In this timeline, the result might surprise us

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FAIL

Re: "how the system will work for those who can't use smartphones"

If thay had any sense they'd add it to your digital wallet, so no other software required.

Of course, that means they most certainly won't.

Slow Wi-Fi? Add houseplants to the list of suspects

Ol'Peculier
Unhappy

But how many times do you see people ask "has everybody's <name-of-isp> Wifi gone down?

And you trty to educate them by suggesting they plug a network cable in, if possible and their eyes glaze over.

Attacker steals customer data from Brit rail operator LNER during break-in at supplier

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Worthwhile pointing out that LNER is owned by the government as an operator of last resort.

As contracts expire, eventually ever rail operator in England (not sure about ScotRail, might already be owned by the Scots, or Wales) will become part of this scheme.

Cybercrooks ripped the wheels off at Jaguar Land Rover. Here's how not to get taken for a ride

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I know a few people that work for one of their suppliers, they are furloughing workers due to lack of work.

Maybe add to this list

6. Don't rely on one manufacturer if you provide parts to the automotive sector

Microsoft open-sources the 6502 BASIC coded by Bill Gates himself

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On another note, the school I went to had the CBM Pet that was the image in my feed reader for this article, the decals on the keyboard had all worn off so you needed to be able to touch type to use it.

I was the only person that used it in all the time I was there...

Android drops mega patch bomb - 120 fixes, two already exploited

Ol'Peculier

Bloody 'ell, the update size is 0.97GB on my Pixel 9.

Is it upgrading the entire system?!

Hanging up: AOL to pull the plug on its dial-up service after 36 years

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"A user would use a modem, which could encode and decode audio signals, to connect to an Internet Service Provider (ISP) via a conventional telephone line."

Surely the correct term is modulate?

Thinking back to my days playing around with a 1200 baud modem, gawd knows who made it.

UK proxy traffic surges as users consider VPN alternatives amid Online Safety Act

Ol'Peculier
Mushroom

Re: VPNs highly unlikely to be made illegal in the UK

I'm in the category of "work from the office but require a VPN to access remote servers".

So yeah, not going to work...

Microsoft eventually realized the world isn't just the Northern Hemisphere

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Re: but humans don't

I have to use a website where the language is shown by a mish-mash of the UK and US flag.

Ug.

Trump surprises with TSMC $300B investment claim

Ol'Peculier
Mushroom

How has America got to the point where one single deluded individual can cause such mayhem around the world, affect the prices his countrymen are paying, and just - well - make things up as he goes along?

I'm baffled.

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

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I've read this week, either on somewhere like here or Reddit, that someone got round the age verification by downloading a photo of a driving licence found after a quick search.

The people this is designed to block access to are the most technical literate people of their generation, ever. We should be hiring tehm to do pen testing.

Windows 11 is a minefield of micro-aggressions in the shipping lane of progress

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Re: I'm not using it.

You've got me to look at the settings. Turned off.

A small win to start the day...

Ol'Peculier

I;ve had a Copilot icon on my Outlook menu now, and it doesn't even do anything, just a popup with "coming soon". I don't care. I'm not using it.

UK Post Office names public inquiry as risk to £410 million Horizon replacement project

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Pension payments

Passports

National Lottery

DVLA stuff

ForEx

Banking for several banks that have given up on having a local branch.

Oh, Stamps

And special delivery, parcels, eBay sellers and all that.

They do a lot.

Coldplay kiss-cam flap proves we’re already our own surveillance state

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Ummm...

Professor Malcolm Gaskill, a historian who specializes in witchcraft in early modern Britain, described today's technology in a 2016 op-ed as just a faster, more public outlet "for the worst behavior."

If you're going to quote a British scholar, at least quote him with the correct spelling.

Uber to roll out thousands of robo-cabs built by China’s Baidu

Ol'Peculier

I didn't think Uber had ever been given a license to operate in SG? At least that's what one cabbie told me.

Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time

Ol'Peculier

It should really have been

10 PRINT "Luke smells! ";

20 GOTO 10

for that extra special scrolling effect.

God I feel old...

We're number 1! Windows 11 finally overtakes Windows 10

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Wonder if it's because I swapped four machines over last week?

And for those who would go down the Linux route, we use third party software that only runs on Windows.

Fresh UK postcode tool points out best mobile network in your area

Ol'Peculier
Coat

"Data is provided at a local level of 50 meter squares, Ofcom says"

I doubt Ofcom used the US spelling of metre. Sigh.

Musk and Trump take slap fight public as bromance ends

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Re: No room for two

"Why not elect the 'best person'...

"Because you don't know how good or bad they'll be until they gain power.

Yet they went and voted him back in again...

European Commission: Make Europe Great Again... for startups

Ol'Peculier

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose Europe

Somebody's never watched Trainspotting...

So your [expletive] test failed. So [obscene participle] what?

Ol'Peculier
Mushroom

Re: No Comment!

Oh fuck it, the fucking fuckers fucked.

Procter & Gamble study finds AI could help make Pringles tastier, spice up Old Spice, sharpen Gillette

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Re: It could...

I have a small crocheted Babel Fish on top of my PC that I use for the same thing.

Microsoft to mark five decades of Ctrl-Alt-Deleting the competition

Ol'Peculier

I'll raise you Windows 2000, especially W2K server.

GCHQ intern took top secret spy tool home, now faces prison

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Re: Disquieting features

When I had friends that worked at GCHQ the only access to the internet was via a sandboxed PC in a room all by itself.

They certainly had to leave their phone in the car as well.

Either things have changed a lot in the last few years, or somebody had their eyes off the ball.

Photoshop FOSS alternative GIMP wakes up from 7-year coma with version 3.0

Ol'Peculier

Just rename the shortcuts. No big deal.

And anyway, GIMP won't mean anything to a lot of people.

Brit supermarket finds breaking up is hard to do as Walmart-Asda divorce stretches into fourth year

Ol'Peculier
Mushroom

Re: Misnomer

They bought out our local family run bakery a couple of years ago, although it's a big operation with about 150 stores.

Quality gone down, prices gone up. Staff retention not so good. I've stopped going in their shops now.

Microsoft tells abandoned Publisher fans to just use Word and hope for the best

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I still miss Pagemaker...

Murena kicks Google out of the Pixel Tablet

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Re: This...

I travel quite a bit and a tablet is my perfect companion. Preload with content and don't have to rely on what's available on the screen in front of you. (I find it almost impossible to sleep whilst flying unless it's ultra longhaul)

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