Look back the BBC news, same shite, same platitudes just from BT never mind other large businesses going back to 2000 and beyond.
Do they teach these crap PR announcements at MBA school?
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Well I live in the country quite a long way from the major cities. If I want to meet someone for a drink there it would involve a hotel stay or quite a considerable chain of public transport options ending in a large taxi fare. So I stay sober and drive usually.
If I had a self driving car I could get ratted, fall asleep and wake up home. I like that idea.
As I've said before. When I can legally get in the back seat very drunk, slur "home James", fall asleep AND not be responsible for the driving of the car on the way THEN I'll be interested.
If 'autonomous driving' means the same as Tesla's autopilot in that I need to have my hands on the wheel and be ready to take over at a moment notice then no, I might as well drive the damn thing myself.
It's almost like we once had a massive company with resources and skills that had a foot in both mobile phones and desktop operating systems and this company without any real competition could ahve chosen to develop an enterprise focussed synergy between its phone and desktop offerings that might have seamlessly linked its back end system as well.
But then what company would want to tap into all those billions of corporate dollars when it could spunk it all up the wall, goodwill and all, chasing after the 5% of big private spenders that love shiny all whilst lying to the businesses and individuals that had bought into its earlier promises of joined up mobile and enterprise.
If any company ever did that it would really burn people and piss them off. You'd think that MAYBE IF THEY TRIED TO DO IT FUCKING TWICE their earlier customers might not buy into the rhetoric.
Just a thought.
It's the usual Governmental buck passing.
"Someone made a promise to do something about porn"
"How we gonna do that, I've no idea, will I still get to Fist and Piss Latex Lezzers?"
"Shit shit shit"
"Give it to the thingies that do the DVDs they'll know about that crap"
"Who"
"look on the back of that My Little Pony DVD"
"Oh yeah the BBFC chuck it at them, offer them a couple of million quid and their MD will bite your hand off. Who care if they can do it or not as long as we can just blame them when they fuck up, job done!"
Government does something - tick
Ambitious ass in BBFC gets name in paper - tick
Both will move on when clusterfuck is unveiled to next government contract or directorship.
A significant push to update my home pc was to cope with W10 updates. It was a cheap but perfectly serviceable i3, 8Gb with SSD, rig which handled pretty much everything I threw at it for years including games. The only thing that brought it to its knees was the WinUpdate service.
I'm now running a Ryzen 7 1800 with 16Gb and it can just about cope with W10 updates. They now take 30min rather than a whole evening.
"But we're stuck with passwords for the foreseeable future."
Not because we want to but because massive monolithic suppliers like NGA and Capita are not going to develop their ancient yet essential products to support new authentication processes. They barely cope with username/pwd as it is.
And the banks will do anything to avoid spending money as well. Fines will probably be cheaper than redeveloping their websites
The problem with passwords is people. We've reached the limits people can cope with (actually reached and breached about 15yr ago).
But we're stuck with passwords for the foreseeable future.
The advice given out by NIST and NCSC is a little more complex than just set a long simple password and never change it. It also has requirement to monitor for password quality (so no 'passwordpassword') and also to monitor for compromise attempts. So to move away from the regular password changes need a bit of work and possibly money to be spent.
You may also note the compensation issued to US customers Vs UK
In the US VAG paid out billions in compensation and bought back affected cars in some cases.
In the UK you've been offered a 'fix' which appears to have a significant change of buggering up your car. In cash terms you've been told to piss off.
I don't drive a VAG btw but I do drive a diesel so far unaffected by any investigations however the diesel scam have knock a lot of value of me motor which is not nice.
Banking exec - Is my bonus affected to a point where I'll notice any dip in my income?
Yes - This terrible crisis must be resolved to the satisfaction of all affected I reeeealy mean it
No - I do not give a fuck, I will make a show of caring but I really really do not give two shits and will leverage this as an opportunity to cut more within the bank and leverage my share options just prior to jumping ship at the star of the next clusterfuck.
I wonder if these super rich technologists might get together and set up a joint company, maybe call it Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles or CHOAM for short (apologies for the niche reference).
But it is a little scary that these guys are working towards the possibility of off world slave colonies that have previously only been the fever dreams of sci-fi writers.
Maybe they'll create a democratic utopia on Mars but if they treat their current workers as meat based robots right now it seems unlikely they'd do things any differently in a new location.
I knew someone who worked for them and her stories backed that. "Good people, Shit company" was ger general comment.
also Crapita has a lot more than 1000 contracts, that will just be the central government biggies. They also run many critical services in councils as a monopoly supplier. And they run them as a monopoly, gouging prices and not providing support and effectively putting entire organisation at risk because they refuse to maintain products beyond the minimum. Even where legally required.
MS lost interest in WinPho pretty much as soon as it birthed a decent product in 8.1
When they discovered that the iPhone X type buyers wouldn't ever be interested in an MS product they ran away, not bothering about the people who quite liked what they had made. The worst bit was their lack of admission that they were running away so they led on buyers to waste money. That's unforgivable.
I still think that Metro was the best phone interface I've ever used.
I think I got one of these for the first time last week. I say 'think' because the chap's accent was so thick and the line so bad I really have no idea what he was saying.
I'd be disappointed if it was one. I've been waiting years to get one. So long in fact the chap I was going to pass their details to has been arrested by the FBI and I've never heard form him again.
The local scammers are getting soft. The PPI and accident claims calls guys hang up so easily now, they've no stamina to get led on. They hang up so easily I don't think they can possibly make any money any more.
Man up FFS, I needs my entertainment.
Loved my old Psion 5. The keyboard was a thing of wonder on such a SFF device.
I nearly went in with Gemini but too many horror stories around indy funding (Speccy etc).
At the moment it sounds like I'd be a bit disappointed with V1 but I hope it does well enough to spawn a V2 device where they will get these bugs ironed out.
I like things hotter than most people but that doesn't mean I'm remotely interested in eating any of these weaponised fruit. Chili heat for some reasons hits the Chinese Food gland. You eat one, suffer a bit, recover and 10min later your brain is telling you to eat some more.
However I find the videos of idiots eating them on you tube absolutely hilarious so please keep up the good work.
I don't know why politicians can't get that what they are asking for is effectively the same as asking for a pet dinosaur, or a magic carpet or a shrink ray. The knowledgeable people have all screamed "Ye cannae break the laws of physics, or maths" but it doesn't matter.
They've had an idea, and if they can think it you can do it. They don't need to understand the detail just the idea. So just get on and do it.
Scary that the people in charge can be so proudly ignorant and divorced from reality.
Is it enterprise aware?
Does it support multiple users on a single device?
Are you doing your usual and configuring everything so that the kids need personal iTunes accounts and an individual device each before this will work? If so sod off and come back when you have something that is fit for purpose.
Windows update.... yay :-|
So I can look forward to long hours of trying to make the machine run properly as it repellently (I tried to write 'repeatedly' but the auto-correct put in that other word and I thought it was better) tries to download and install a multi-gig patch without any warning making the whole rig run like a dog for days.
Then I get to spend a happy few hours putting all the privacy settings back and finding the new places MS has hidden them AND uninstalling all the fucking adverts for Candy Crush, Office 365 etc.
THEN I get to repeat the process on my little atom powered netbook that won't install the patch because it's not got enough fucking memory and won't let me delete all the unnecessary shite that MS forces down.
Was there not a comment on this with regard to ourselves? That our move to digital transmissions makes us much harder to detect. Assuming other civilizations are (or were) out there is there not also a question of for what period did that civilisation broadcast signals in a format that we can detect at this point in our civilisation?
It's done great but it is done. No fuel and parts breaking. It might be appealing to save this to keep it going but that's just taking resources away form the next mission which might do 20x what Kepler has done.
Pints for the boffins involved for work well done and we look forward to the next bit of epic boffinry.
I'm sure there will be an endless debate about Hawking's place in the pantheon of great physicists but I think it is beyond debate that he has had a massive influence in bringing physics (and science in general) into popular culture and we probably have a great many more physicists and scientists working today because of him. Any each one of whom could produce the next great breakthrough in physics or medicine or materials or who-knows-what.
That's a pretty bloody good legacy even beyond his work in theoretical physics.
PS - Everyone knows that 42 is the answer, what Hawking might now know is the question...
Like anything else that becomes commoditised it will cease to be exciting. Everyone has a black (a switched off screen is always black) oblong that does smartphone things.
Washing machines were exciting technology once. You can still see manufacturers trying to build excitement into new features but really, as long as they wash clothes no one really gives a shit. They're more bothered about capacity and reliability than the machines having the highest rpm by 3 or a new and exciting colour scheme (although they do try that).
It's the same with phones apart from tech nerds no one is going to care much any more until they do something dramatically different. Even different form factors or folding screens, it won't matter much for long it's still a phone.
People will start to care about initial cost, battery life, warranty length and not a lot more.
Box has taken business in the public sector by its products with legislation like the DPA. that mean we can use it with less concern over the misuse of PII.
Dropbox gives lip-service to privacy, it promotes itself to business but it's not a lot of use for PII.
What Dropbox has is a name. Where sticky tape = sellotape (UK), filesharing = Dropbox. even where other products are being talked about.
Aren't we supposed to be at the start of another cycle of consumers being hard up? Car sales down, property prices dropping.
Might it be that an £800+ phone (from any company) just doesn't represent a good value for money choice for most people who still use phones for speaking, texting, navigation, social media and taking photos. All things that can be done well on a £80 phone these days.
So what are you getting for all that extra money? A lot more shiny, a bit more speed and a thing you can wave under someone's nose as a demonstration of wealth. Basically meaning that a great many people who buy very expensive phones are pricks. Making the phone an indicator of wealth, possibly stupidity and prickishness. Those who actually need powerful phones and are not pricks will be tarred by association.
So I think the majority of these hyper-phones will undersell and they'll remain a small niche.
Will it do anything in a crowded open plan office faster and more accurately than I can already do it with a keyboard and mouse?
I still don't get voice assistants full stop? Still too inaccurate, too slow and too much of a PITA.
The only appealing use case I've got (for a fully able and computer literate person) is to divert my son's endless questions. Even then I'd only want to delegate that when I was genuinely too busy.