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Equality Act causes logistics nightmare

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step backwards

Making companies inventory how many gay/straight/bi, muslim/christian etc people there are in their company and then saying in the same legislation that you shouldn't ask them is a testament to how far up its own posterior that labor had its head when they voted this in.

Nielsen cops to iPad stat cock-up

mafoo
Coat

or..

There were lots of maxi pad users who were confused to what the term App meant in relation to their sanitary product

Apple bolts chastity belt on super svelte MacBook Air

mafoo
Coat

mSATA

mmmmmmSATAY...

wait, why did i post that?

Currys punts cut-price 3D TV pack for Xmas

mafoo

Glasses

It uses active shutter glasses if anyone is wondering.

KeyCase iPad Folio Deluxe

mafoo

@tony

Surely we will have direct brain-computer interfaces in 3-4 years and the the keyboard will be obsolete anyway?

Windows Phone 7: 'Different, delightful'... and unfinished

mafoo

Microsoft are just as excited

See the joy and excitement flowing through the room as the phone is demonstrated to the Beeb.

I particularly like the amazing exciting cutting edge Xbox live game that looks a lot like break out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11514901

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

mafoo

althought

to his credit, Global warming has become more of a religion than a properly debated field of scientific enquiry, with people scared that if they question anything the prius brigade spouts they risk loosing their funding.

Take the replacement of incandescent lightbulbs with fluorescent ones that contain hideous amounts of toxic metals like mercury that are going to end up in land fills.

Fannie Mae logic-bomb saboteur convicted

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Forkbomb

Forkbomb,because they are non-destructive - yet hilarious and retro. Plus reminding people of the halting problem is always good.

Im guessing he did it in a pretty primitive way, like a simple cron script running a delete program - which no doubt he ran under his own shell access. Then someone in HR told the IT department to transfer stuff from his account to another one and it was patently obvious.

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sigh

what ever happened to: while(1){ fork(); }

Google robo cars drive selves on public streets

mafoo

indeed

Heaven forbid they walk 4 blocks or take public transport.

Or maybe they reduce the Carbon emissions by removing the humans that output so much methane and CO2, as well as reducing the fuel efficiency by carrying less load.

Even better, why not give the robo-cars micro nuclear reactors. for zero carbon emissons. That could offset the machine guns... oh wait - thats terminator.

UAE unbans BlackBerrys

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security

I wonder how many companies will now ban their employees from using Blackberries in the UAE. They would probably like to use VOIP though a VPN, but on wait...

Seems satellite phones are going to star to become popular.

Yahoo! preps (cellular) video chat for iPhone, Android

mafoo

data rate

and what rate does it use up your bandwidth allocation?

Cisco Flip Mino HD 8GB video camera

mafoo

ipod

for £8 more, why not get an ipod touch?

Danube sludge peril: Brown trouser time or not?

mafoo
Boffin

Iron-y

I heard that they are dumping fertiliser into the river along with clay in an attempt to reduce the pH of the rivers.

Reminds me of introducing cane toads into australia to stop the beetles eating the sugar crop.

PARIS furnished with engorgement

mafoo
Coat

/facepalm

yarre yarre yarre

Distressed cock whipped out of wheelie bin

mafoo

now you mention it

I was going to put elephant in instead of bear, but thought "no, that would just be silly".

Seems I forgot to change the indefinite article.

mafoo

Soon...

"Animal rights activists are outraged at an bear being left in a wheely bin."

vBulletin sues ex-devs over 'from scratch' competitor

mafoo
WTF?

requirements

from the XenForo website:

XenForo System Requirements

PHP: 5.2.4+

MySQL: 5.0+

PHP extensions: MySQLi, GD, PCRE, SPL, SimpleXML, DOM, JSON

PHP safe_mode off

safe_mode off, W T F?!

Internet firms welcome CEOP chief's exit

mafoo

really tho....

He quit because he was about to get fired.

Everything else is just QQ omg emo drama, like most of his wards.

Trucker pulled with DVD and laptop on dashboard

mafoo

Or the Romanian kind

Romanian truck driver:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmp8GuunCU0

Samsung names Galaxy Tab launch date

mafoo

Wow

...something more expensive than what apple sells.

Video vigilante site emerges from legal battles

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discourage casual voyeurs

by charging £13 a year do they expect to get people who want to help, or the kind of middle aged man that like to sit in front of the computer wearing crotchless panties.

Most normal people would see the charge for helping people and go "yer taking the piss mate, just like that person on camera 5".

Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed

mafoo

unspooled tapes

Evidently the unspooled tapes were all of Queen.

mafoo

or..

The ironic thing would be if accidents went up as motorists all turned their heads to see what all the fuss at the side of the road was.

Mozilla Labs dreams of projected keyboard phone

mafoo

i can see it now

"Sorry, the cat walked in front of my computer and my keyboard disappeared."

Paris brushes off Japanese ejection over coke bust

mafoo
Paris Hilton

full body...

I wonder what her policy of millimetre wave full body scanner is...

Police issue lettuce e-fit

mafoo
Joke

sub heading

"E-Fit of suspect having recently spent long periods of time in a highly chlorinated swimming pool"

Jailbreaker alert: Apple TV runs iOS

mafoo

linux

Rumor has it it has 16 gb of flash memory. Combined with the usb port it could make a nice little arm linux box.

US Special Ops robot whispercopter crashes in Belize

mafoo

This is why..

...if you spend millions on experimental hardware - you build 2 of them.

Ranting Ohio Republican scares interwebs

mafoo

Reminds me...

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!

Bollywood 'recruits DDoS hired guns to fight movie pirates'

mafoo

Which is more illegal

Which here is more illegal hosting a link to a file or bombing someones ip.

And how exactly is he executing the DDoS? A botnet?

New iPod crew: 'Phoney, futuristic, retro, doomed'

mafoo

Re: Epic Citadel

Its pretty jaw dropping. On a 3GS it actually looks better than a lot of PC games (World of Warcraft for one). It had the occasional frame skip but when your looking across that vista of an entire castle, mountain and village i think i'll forgive them :)

If anyone is confused, Epic Citadel is a tech demo derrived from "Sword Project" that epic games demoed int he media event. Its based on a derivative on the Unreal 3 engine and epic was pretty vocal about licensing it to developers was their main goal.

Little black dress with SIM card slot offered for 2011

mafoo
Joke

Happy slapping 2.0

Can't wait to see what happens when people are holding their palm up to their face, talking to it in public.

Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

mafoo

or..

Strong smells, glowing balls of light, erratic behaviour (and thinking the moon normally has doors and windows O_o)....

...me thinks she has a brain aneurism.

X Prize offers cash for oil spill cleaners

mafoo
Coat

i know!

One giant tub of swarfega, sorted.

Canonical fluffs one-click Ubuntu cloud stack

mafoo

google definition of fluffed:

2. Fail to perform or accomplish (something) successfully or well (used esp. in a sporting or acting context): "the extra fluffed his only line"

mafoo
Headmaster

A note from the UK

May I be the first British person to point out that "fluff" generally refers to a polite way of saying a 4 letter word starting with F and rhyming with duck.

Apple releases multi-touch 'magic' trackpad

mafoo
Coat

'vampire draw'

"has the lowest 'vampire draw' of any similar charger on the market"

I was going to make some twilight related joke there, but my brain just couldn't justify the effort after about 1 second of thinking it through.

Im sure there's some teenage girl who reads theReg who could...humm.

mafoo
Happy

Same time as mac ones it seems

Windows drivers:

32bit: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1067

64bit : http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1068

Mac : http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1066

released at the same time.

Incidentally the Mac drivers add support for inertia scrolling to lots of old Mac laptops.

The Camel: Nokia unveils user designed phone

mafoo
Unhappy

they did

it is: concept drawing 3, just as concept drawing 2 is Sony Ericsson (esque) an 1 is HTC

Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces

mafoo
Happy

or the grammar nazi option..

"no darling, they forgot the comma. it's "Jam, rags"

Before the iPad, there was the Newton

mafoo
Jobs Horns

graffiti

There was a graffiti extension for the newton. I know, i had it on my MP2k ^^

3D films fall flat

mafoo

Final Destination

Final Destination 4

Anyone who had the misfortune to see it will share my pain.

Mozilla tames Firefox tab monster with Candy

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exaxtly

The time the user has spent organising all his tabs into groups, most people would have retrieved the information from the pages they had opened.

Opening a new browser window is much faster.

However, I see this being a nice way to organise bookmarks on a future tablet.

HEY ARSEHOLE: STOP SENDING ME ANGRY EMAILS

mafoo
Pint

look what i found

hehe, just saw this safari extension:

http://www.apfelquak.de/2010/07/15/safari-extension-someone-is-wrong-on-the-internet/

locks comment fields on websites

enjoy

mafoo
Pint

or..

Anyone know of the app that was mentioned on QI that forces you to solve a maths problem before you can send you email - as a drunken rant preventer.

BOOTNOTE: Drew, how many emails did this person send? Enough, it seems, to get your kitty cat claws out and hackles up.

Judas Phone: more Photoshop tomfoolery

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Paris Hilton

sigh 2

they rejected them because identical ones have been posted a bazilion times before. I've seen at least 10 different variations on the chopped off fingers.

And reg, prepare for the deluge of photoshops.

HP files webOS tablet trademark

mafoo

confusion

I can see it now

"but its called the palmpad, why is it twice the size of my hand?

The Register comment guidelines 2010

mafoo
Paris Hilton

so...

who threatened to sue you / set the bill on you?

Paris?

iPhone customers lay into Apple after iOS 4.0.1 update fails to install

mafoo
Grenade

iRecovery

anyone pugged on of the bricked phones into iRecovery to see what the actual problem is? As opposed to flapping around like headless chickens now they conduit to the reality distortion field has temporally disconnected.

I blame the fnords.

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