It had better be good otherwise it's going down the pan. I wonder whether there'll be a slashing game soon?
Posts by I know better
24 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Nov 2009
Sega squirts urinal game console onto shop shelves
iPhone 4S owners love Siri, hate the battery life
Punctured Google+ leaks bored users
Friday 18th November 2011 17:05 GMT
I like Google+, mostly because I hate Facebook, most because I hate the name Facebook. Irrational, well, maybe.
The problem is that I can't be bothered to do social media and I don't want to share my life with world+dog. So although Google+ is my platform of choice, I have nothing to say that I want others to know about and I doubt that others feel strongly enough to want me to contribute!
Mail Online is broken
Cheap gas is a 'crisis' for Greens, but not for us
Gov to spread mobile masts to remote corners of Blighty
Hackers break SSL encryption used by millions of sites
Tuesday 20th September 2011 11:36 GMT
Sandboxing
Would be nice to be able to sandbox a tab on your browser so that the site you're using can't be shared with another tab. No session information, cookies or anything. Like a private browsing session for a single tab. That would solve it? You'd just start a "secure" tab, go to PayPal, pay then logout out and close the tab. The other tabs would be oblivious and wouldn't be able to share any data.
Sweden rolls out invisible infrared tank
London Philharmonic to give videogame music concert
Sony preps Luke Skywalker-style digital binoculars
Who'd buy a fake battery?
Wednesday 10th August 2011 16:37 GMT 
Apple batteries
My 2008 MBP's battery is dying slowly and it hurts me to low 100 quid on a genuine item. Then again, 20-30 quid on some random copy is likely going to end up breaking itself or worse the laptop itself. Amazon(used to be able to trust them but since the marketplace was opened up it's full of tat now) and eBay are full of knock offs.
Rock and a hard place!
Cambridge IT guy 'was the Spanish Guy Fawkes', say cops
Name that donkey: Barbarella battles Bathsheba
Police ROBOT attacks and BURNS DOWN HOUSE
O2 struggles for breath in widespread outages
O2 ups 3G speeds by 30%
Friday 18th March 2011 12:47 GMT 
Yeah right.
Total b******cks. I live and work in the M25. I have a big round non-3G logo in my Iphone status indicating I'm getting dial-up speeds. In fact the more I look at it, the more it looks like a big fat zero which is way too close to reality for me to laugh.
FIX THE REST OF THE NETWORK AS WELL PLEASE OTHERWISE HELLO VODAFONE.
Welsh battle killer shrimp invasion
Man killed by own cock
Researchers rip iPad apart to reveal Apple's profits
Thursday 11th February 2010 13:25 GMT 
What the....?
How can Bill Gates lecture anyone about pricing when he rolls out a new version of office every few years with the same old crap and a few more buttons tacked on with a subtle colour change thrown in for good measure?
Yes,the iPad is expensive. So are BMWs. Yes I'm a (trying to be realistic) fan boy. No I can't afford one! :-(
iPad launch raises awareness, boosts disinterest
Tuesday 9th February 2010 13:51 GMT
Missing the point of the iPad
This iPad is *perfect* (OK, it needs a web cam) for my parents or my wife who just wants to surf *or* play a game *or* do something else. They can't cope with the concept of switching between apps. And as for lack of tweakability, BRILLIANT! That means as near as zero support will be required from me. Yes it's a closed platform but for them it does the job perfectly. For the tinfoil-hat brigade and the freetards there'll be android equivalents that you can tweak and ruin to your hearts content. Best of luck with that!
BTW, I'll still be using my beat up eee....
Biting the hand that feeds IT
