* Posts by MWilkes

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Eggheads solve England penalty-shootout crapness riddle

MWilkes
Headmaster

mentality

English players might have a tendency to think of the opposing goalie as 'bastard' (BGFH) and therefore, their minds might go BASTARD - BASTARD - BASTARD - ... in times of duress (a.k.a. shoot-out) and cause the goalie-centric behaviour described above. Other, more greedy mentalities, may prompt their players to think 'the ball is MINE - MINE - MINE - ...' and in order to not have to share it with anyone, let alone an opposing goalie, they'll deliberately kick it where the other bloke can't grab it easily. Plain old spite.

Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

MWilkes
Jobs Horns

Wrong approach:

They should have simply driven up in their Rolls Royce™, and ordered their butler to go on in and have the machine fixed pronto.

Watch them squirm when you wave MONEY at them.

Kiwis slap 'vacant' sign on Paris Hilton

MWilkes
Go

Obviously...

... according to Rule 34, there WILL be porn about this.