* Posts by moonface

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UK IT job outfit punts 491 private email addys

moonface

Personalised emails

Too funny. I thought exactly the same thing.

However you never know the MD might actually get poor old Ross Miller to type them out individually, just to be on the safe side.

Bootnote3: Your forthcoming apology may take some time!

Ash cans flights for another day

moonface
Coat

Dunkirk spirit.

Lord Mandelson surely knows a few yacht owners, that could also lend a hand.

Gets flying jacket with slight traces of ash in pocket.

Icelandic ash cloud to keep UK skies closed 'til Saturday

moonface
Black Helicopters

Low Flying Helicoptors

Call me a bit cynical but should the skies be closed to all forms of air transport? Would be a bit pissed off myself, if I was stuck on some oil rig and losing out on my shore leave.

BBC Helicopter footage of erupting volcano in Iceland

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8586442.stm

I am no expert in aviation or volcanology but I would even have a bet that there would be more particles of ash in the air in the footage above, than could ever be encountered today, drifting at low alititude hundreds of miles away, over the North Sea.

A conspiracy of ignorance but sadly without the black helicopters.

Guy Kewney, pioneer, guru, friend - RIP

moonface
Unhappy

RIP Guy 'not black' Kewney

Lets hope he is not just remembered for a temporary a loss of 'sense of humour'.

Murdoch tells old media to 'stand up' to Google, Bing

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Silence is golden.

I suppose a Murdoch golden stream is preferable to an old Maxwell golden shower!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/jul/17/pressandpublishing.city

Looking forward to yet another media tycoon being added to the list, of being tripped up by hubris and a sense of his own invulnerablity?

Spies caught plundering secret Indian docs

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Reading the Dalai Lama's emails

This is not wrong at all. The Dalai Lama sounds like a fascinating character. A real life modern day regenerating Oriental Time Lord. A bit like Dr Who but exiled to Earth for a bit longer and without the gadgets.

Until Wikileaks gets hold of them we can only speculate on his recorded high jinx's with various celebrities and reminiscing on past lives and being back in the old days.

How a Tory gov will be the most tech-savvy in history

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Grenade

MP dismissed true cost shocker!

IT gaffs aside from the Tech savy Tory. I just find it, not so incredible, that this MP totally misses the whole "twitter to the masses and a solution will be found" point and dismisses the true costs in his example!

The Duncan Bannatyne story is a very poor example of motivated people power. The initial stupidity of the wife leaving her dress on the train was always going to cost dear old Duncan £1000 as soon as he tweeted the reward. I wonder how many people would be motivated to retweet the message on, if the original £1000 reward was not on offer, or if the tweet itself, wasn't an opportunity to curry favor with a multi-millionaire?

Therefore, It has got NOTHING to do with with running a 21st century government!!!

If anyone had the money and twitter account that offered £1000 incentives in each tweet for doing small favours . They would quickly have a lot more followers than all the Dragons Den twatters and any prospective Government Dept. It is doubtful howevere whether anyone could frivously lose their cash quicker than MP's lose public money.

Discovery blasts off to ISS

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@Steve Roper

I liked your ad hominid attack and support your argument.

New Reg comments system ready to launch

moonface
FAIL

Mmmmm......I believe this!

I suppose this is to cover the annual increase in the Moderatrix's voucher demands.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/01/moderatrix_drama/

PS: Have you thought about charging for adding extra icons.........seriously don't, please erase that thought.

Young people are lazy, think world owes them a living - prof

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Old ways are best ......but only if you are old

Agree ageist nepotism has been going on for generations.

I.e. All those various quotes.....the young are hearty liberals....the old are mad, if not conservative...etc.

The young do not start with an equitable share of the world’s resources and want to change the system, to demand their share more quickly.

Gradually, they become older and over time acquire a greater proportion of resource, they understandably support the system, as they wish to hold on to what they have.

These reports are just the spurious outbursts, of the propaganda war.

Simples...

Suburban woman accused of using net to recruit terrorists

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JihadJane

If these Islamic terrorists were not so horrible to cartoonists! Then maybe a cartoonist may be inclined to start a pro Jihad propaganda strip.

Visions now of JihadJane running around in various pro Jihadist exploits wearing a rather sexy burqa. Would do wonders for Terrorist's morale....

UK.gov IT minister makes open source gaffe over browsers

moonface
Badgers

Opera friendly

She must be a computer expert. I mean she has her very own Facebook page.

Can someone befriend her and recommend this group.

Opera Users Against New Facebook

Also if there are any Opra users out there. Can they just check the official David Essex and The Osmond sites to see if they are Opra friendly.

I would hate to think she would implement this across the whole Government infastructure, to later find some unforeseen gotchas.

Wikileaks finds cash to continue

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Joke

Unknown benefactor

I wanted to contribute but I just couldn't trust them to keep my donation secret.

Wouldn't want my Government to know I was funding such a dissident organisation.

Britain warns businesses of Chinese 'honey trap'

moonface
Black Helicopters

Follow the money

This reminds me of the media hysteria back in early 2001 of the Hainan Island incident, the missle testing furore and all that media speculatation of the US entering into a war should the Chinese ever invade Taiwan. This then took a back seat after 911 and the news reports just dried up.

Interestingly, I see arms sales to Taiwan are once again in the news. Obviously, the Chinese are the bad guys in all this. I mean the US have the lovely peaceful Dalai Lama on their side.

http://www.chinapost.com.tw/china/local-news/beijing/2010/02/03/243385/China-warns.htm

Cynical thoughts of an arms dealer "With not so many weapons being deployed in the Middle East these days, I wonder if those fearful Taiwanese might be interested in purchasing some."

Dubai cuts ribbon on world's tallest building

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Go

Who's gonna be the first.....

I am more interested in whether Alain Robert can climb it.

Official: British telly really is almost all repeats

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Hey don't diss Controversial tv

There's some pretty good stuff on Controversial tv - SKY Channel 200, now and again.

Christopher Barnet Challenging Reality was great and the scene with him struggling to cross a small river was comedy gold.

There was another program that follows a tour guide round a Jack the Ripper tour which was also good and pretty informative. I would imagine Camcording tour guides could actually provide quite good TV content.

Also, there's some great comedic content on that channel.

To quote Theo Chalmers "watching this may change your life"

Baying mob turns on miniskirted Brazilian uni student

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Boffin

Horny herd syndrome

Proof that the madness of crowds can infect even the most academic minds.

Not sure of the psychology at work here but it appears to be lead by a group of sexually repressed males. A type of collective grudge for prognosticated rejection, that is expressed using the veneer of moral outrage and loss of honor, as an excuse to victimize an attractive female,

I just wonder if the police were not called, whether the mob would have shown their moral outrage by eventually stripping her of her offending mini skirt.

On many parallels, it just reminds me of the death captured on mobile of Du'a Khalil Aswad.

I'm a male and it titilates me! God I do hope I have more sense, than to follow the mob around, if something like this happens around me.

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