* Posts by Dr. G. Freeman

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Now Online Safety Act is law, UK has 'priorities' – but still won't explain 'spy clause'

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: But the most important thing ....

On the other hand, if a problem for the Government arises, their lawyers can interpret the law in such a way that the problem can be dealt with quickly under "current legislation" and removed quickly

Or if the problem means the Government can't do something, oh well the law can be interpreted another way to let them do it.

UK gov report to propose special zones for datacenters, 'AI visas'

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Re: Data Centre Locations

Keeping it in the UK,

What about the radioactive pools in Windscale Sellafield ?

macOS HM Surf vuln might already be under exploit by major malware family

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Wonder when they're going to get round to fixing the bug on Sequoia that stuffed up USB flash drives ?

Only been reported for ohhh, four months.

The IQ50 "geniuses" say use icloud, I would if I could get the information off the flash drive.

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

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Pint

I'm just popping out to out personal AI's leaving do.

Because of the similarities of upper-case I and lower-case l, got a PFY called Al instead of something computer based, when the uni asked us to use more AI in things.

He's off to pastures new, with a extra zero on his salary.

Bring the joy of train delays home with your very own departure board

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Re: Cool.

I'm waiting for "Hold your Mummy's hand on the platform."

AI chatbot gets green light to hallucinate your investment portfolio

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Can it hallucinate some money for me to invest ?

Heart of glass: Human genome stored for 'eternity' in 5D memory crystal

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Re: One Question

"the Southampton ORCs have been busily doing all sorts of interesting things in the optical field."

Imagine what the Orcs could do if we gave them more dakka.

Online media outstrips TV as source of news for the first time in the UK

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I've found that for local news and sports results have to go online as TV aren't covering it. STV and BBC Scotland are rather Glasgow-centric in their coverage, and hardly cover Aberdeen and Inverness news.

Also there's no science news programs in the UK, so again have to go online for it.

White House seizes 32 domains, issues criminal charges in massive election-meddling crackdown

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I miss watching RT in the UK.

Used to show some decent documentaries, like the Hamilton Morris ones on recreational pharmacology.

Expect election interference, as despite all efforts, the government still gets in.

Chinese boffins advocate nuking nearby asteroids – it’s the only way to be sure

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Make up a rota. Russia for six months, then China, etc, etc.

If you've got nukes, as a rule of ownership, have to do your turn.

UK's 'electricity superhighway' gets green light just in time for AI to gobble it all up

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Re: Hmm

"Or can we expect an announcement that one of Manchester / Sheffield / Leeds is the new location of the UKs exascale computer…"

More likely Imperial, UCL, King's College, or out in the wilds of Oxbridge.

Don't want it too far from London

(message sent from the University of Aberdeen, beyond the "here be dragons" bit on the map)

Japan stops measuring train crowding by ease of newspaper readership

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Scotrail say that a train is 75% full if every seat is taken.

Oak Ridge casts nets in search of Frontier supercomputer's heir

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Re: HP split from HPE 9 years ago - Keep up

HP got the brown sauce.

BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI

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Re: Three?

George the Cleaner.

He's the Alfred to BOFHman and Rabid.

Labour wins race to lead UK, but few would envy the load in its tech in-tray

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Sadly as expected the Government got in.

Now to blame the old lot for the new lot doing nothing for the next few years or so.

Until it's time to vote again and they change over.

BOFH: Why's the network so slow?

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Re: Reminds me of a BT Hub and my father-in-law

Oh the BT business hub, the bane of my existence 2006-2008. I was on the frontline Helldesk for BT business tech support.

I would have just taken the little thing, and put it out of its misery by your favourite method of destruction. (best I heard was as a clay pigeon substitute)

It's more humane than actually using it for its BT anointed job.

UK Labour Party promises end to datacenter planning 'barriers'

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I don't believe them. Or any other political party at the moment.

As it's election time, they'll promise anything to anyone to get the votes to stay on the gravy train of being in parliament.

Heard too many promises from people with different coloured rosettes over the years, that as soon as they got the job, deny ever saying such things, even when you show them the manifestos.

UK PM Sunak calls election, leaving Brits cringing over memory of his Musk love-in

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Can London go Independent from the rest of the UK ?

Whichever colour says they'll do that will get my vote.

Some scientists can't stop using AI to write research papers

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Thought things were becoming more readable.

Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible

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A bit like my Samsung e1270, pretty much the thickest of thick phones, rings, texts that it.

Don't want a smartphone, people might contact me.

MIT breakthrough means there's no material too weird for 3D printing

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In other news, the MIT cafeterias finally have got rid of the yellowish pasta that nobody likes.

UK awards £1.73M to AI projects to advance net zero goals

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Suppose using an AI instead of a carbon-based lifeform to shuffle bits of paper around electronically is a sort of carbon reduction.

European Space Agency to measure Earth at millimeter scale

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Re: What are they using as their zero point?

From the ESA Genesis Device website...

"Fix a satellite’s own position in space accurately enough and you can measure Earth beneath it much more precisely too. To achieve this goal down to millimetre level, ESA’s GENESIS satellite will combine and co-locate the four reference existing ‘geodetic’ – or Earth-measuring – techniques on a single platform for the first time. "

So using the satellite itself as zero point, and measuring relative to that.

Cisco is a fashion retailer now, with a spring collection to prove it

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Whatever happened to Cash and Carrion ?

wouldn't mind a new BoFH polo.

CERN is training robot dogs to spot radiation hazards at Large Hadron Collider

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Re: We're all going to die!

Yes.

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Or as it's otherwise known, Friday

Survey: Over half of undergrads in UK are using AI in university assignments

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53% ? Bit low in my opinion. Would have thought at least 80% for Undergrads.

Google AI chatbot more empathetic than real doctors in tests

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Re: To be honest, I'd prefer a properly programmed AI chat-bot for first medical contact.

triage nurse ? More likely the receptionist.

Takes seven years to be a GP, takes five minutes for the receptionist to think they're one.

Atari 400 makes a comeback in miniature form

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Re: BBC B

"In school, it was all BBC/Acorns (including an Archimedes) all the way to at least 89. "

My secondary school, in the wilds of Eastern Scotland, still used BBC/Acorn/Archimedes up until 1998 in the computing, and technical departments (The Archy was bolted to a bench in the woodwork classroom)- think the BBC's still going in the science department as a pH meter.

BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

It's an Abacus with delusions

Is it 2000 or 2023? Get ready for AI-anchored news. Again

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I'll stick with Naked News, slightly more erudite and interesting.

NASA engineers scratch heads as Voyager 1 starts spouting cosmic gibberish

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It's hit the side of the fish bowl, and is incoherently swearing and muttering.

Regulator says stranger entered hospital, treated a patient, took a document ... then vanished

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NHS Fife are more annoyed that someone off the street walked in and did a better job of looking after patients (as in, "want you water jug refilled Mrs. McGinty ?" and "Cold Tom ?, I'll get you another blanket) than the actual staff, showing them up.

The data breach was that the person was handed a bit of paper with who's in each bed and what was wrong with them, didn't know what to do with that, so just put it in their pocket.

[This information is from the Dundee Courier (local paper), apart from the names of patients, so it wasn't me.]

AI threatens to automate away the clergy

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Re: There's more to it

Know one Priest, who was busy with all that, and other stuff (chaplin for school, organising church groups) that he wished he could have Sundays off for a break.

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I don't want to commune with the Big Guy.

Scared of a slap to the back of the head, and a God-like voice booming "Gordon, you muppet..."

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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CERN turns all the knobs to 11, and maxes out the particle beams of the LHC, which collide and form the first stable wormhole to another dimension.

Turns out we're the evil alternate universe.

A guy called Nole comes over with cold fusion, flying cars, and a bug free version of Windows on a dirt cheap open source hardware Mac for everyone.

Vote now on who should take the lead in Musk: The Movie

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I remember a couple of months back a poster promoting this, it had Terrence Howard as Musk.

Think that was a good choice.

Pope tempted by Python! Signs off on coding scheme for kids

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Re: methinks you perhaps forget of whom you speak.

His Holiness strikes me as more of a Goons fan.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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But what are we a simulation of ?

UK procurement is too glacial to bring AI into defense, MPs told

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Tell me about it, still waiting for the cannon to arrive.

Scientists suggest possible solution to space-induced bone loss

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I thought Stainless Steel Rats would be a solution.

Textbook publishers sue shadow library LibGen for copyright infringement

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More worried about The Black Pig and her crew.

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I'm finding I use sci-hub/libgen more and more these days, as the books and papers are getting harder to find.

I'll find a reference to a book, either it's not in the library (dark mutterings about the University,) or it's out of print, and not available at the usual booksellers, even second hand.

As for papers, well, the university, and personally can only afford so many subscriptions, and there's a lot of journals, and it just so happens to be published in a journal, 1) you've never heard of, 2) isn't part of your subscription bundle- looking at you RSC.

So, off to the high seas it is.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Re: We have expensive real estate.

Google's cloud offices are in another company's office

Like the cloud is on someone else's computer

We'd pay good money to see... oh dear, Elon Musk 'needs an MRI scan'

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What about controlling giant robots to fight instead of themselves ?

Either using Elon's Neuralink thing, or even just remote control.

No squishy damage, but we still get a fight.

Way out in deep space, astronomers spot precursor of carbon based life

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Re: Eh ?

Cosmic rays, and other high energy collisions give you CH3+.

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Re: I for one

Well, anyone's an improvement on our current overlords.

BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business

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The higher up here at the University wanted us to use AI in our work,

But due to mixup with the typeface "I" (capital i) was replaced with "l" (lowercase l) in the paperwork,

now have a minion/ PFY called Al to help me with things. He's currently away on the cake run.

Boffins snap X-ray closeup of single atom – and by closeup we mean nanometres

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Fe (II) is pale green, Fe (III) is orange-brown, from the look of the complex it's in could be either

CERN spots Higgs boson decay breaking the rules

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Just as we think we know what's going on, it changes.

Wouldn't be surprised if we tear up the standard model within twenty years

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