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* Posts by Dr. G. Freeman

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LLMs are closer to religion than they appear. Watch out for those who like it that way

Dr. G. Freeman
Angel

I give a theological answer every time I read Ai-generated text

"What's it say ? God knows."

Blue Origin's New Glenn makes a crater-sized dent in Artemis plans

Dr. G. Freeman
Mushroom

Better it going bang now, than when carrying people in it.

Grad-to-be turns graduation cap into Rust-powered light show

Dr. G. Freeman
Coat

Soon to be an option on Ede & Ravenscroft's website- LEDs on your hood in your degree colour.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

Dr. G. Freeman

"Bring back the Moderatrix."

Yes. That should be the next update. No other changes until then.

Young evil genius forces hamster to run on wheel to power his gadgets

Dr. G. Freeman

I read it as the Hamster doesn't having a purpose except for being a pet, and so he was giving it something to do, a meaning to all this futility in life.

Like Kereberos 2 , my dog, she's not just a companion, but a burglar alarm, tester of food (to see if I'm being poisioned by SWMBO), small human monitor, carrier of tools, etc.

OpenAI locks GPT-5.5-Cyber behind velvet rope despite slamming Anthropic for doing exactly that

Dr. G. Freeman

Could be the other way round,

AI has seen the outside world, and doesn't want to play with us, and so is getting accustomed to humans in small batches.

Britain's biggest nuclear site skips competition, hands SAP £33M to start ERP switch

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Another unique ERP instance

ERP- Early Retirement Plan, for the person in charge of organisation to siphon off enough cash to keep them in posh coffees etc at their second or third home into their dotage.

DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: NFN

And Fife.

Brits are falling out of love with posting every thought online

Dr. G. Freeman

Most of my friends and I stopped using social media as it was just boring- either pictures of the crotchspawn, or unfunny jokes we'd seen before.

If things were important, then we'd find out in other ways.

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?

Dr. G. Freeman

Here https://thepihut.com/products/massive-arcade-button-with-led-100mm-red

The one I have has simply "DO PUSH" on it- can't remember what it's tied to though.

UK wants to know if banning under-16s from social media does anything useful

Dr. G. Freeman

Wouldn't it just be easier to ban Under-16s ?

DWP considers chatbot work coaches as AI-fueled job losses loom

Dr. G. Freeman

Anythings an improvement on our current overlords work coaches.

China-linked group accused of spying on phones of UK prime ministers' aides – for years

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Everything Is Connected.......

and the UK government has been asleep at the wheel since 1999

I'd say naptime started around 1707-ish.

Why everything's so slow these days, all the intelligence agencies, advertisers, etc snooping, slowing down the data as it goes across t'internet.

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: A globe is certainly better than nothing

Ford Transit... they're called Ford Econolines over in the colonies, well they were when I lived there- had a much shiner "nose" on the front, and confuse hire company drones when you ask for the use of one. "can I have a transit van ?", and they point to the bus stop.

House of Lords votes to ban social media for Brits under 16

Dr. G. Freeman
Windows

Wouldn't it just be easier to ban Under-16s ?

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

Dr. G. Freeman

AI = Actually Ian (next door)

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Government wishful thinking

I know, they'll give anyone a PhD these days.

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

Dr. G. Freeman

The local shop here in Culloden have their Easter eggs out- enjoying one just now (a fine creme egg)

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

Dr. G. Freeman

I hold out hope one day she'll return.

MI6 chief: We'll be as fluent in Python as we are in Russian

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Source Code

Hey Dave, long time no hear. You still annoying Claire ?

Gordon.

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

Dr. G. Freeman

It's so they can tie the information in the social media's (and the backup copy the three letter agencies have) database of "Joebloggs1471" social media to an actual "Bloggs, Joe A. passport number xxxxxx", and so plug it it into other databases with that information for whatever reason they want it for.

And the winner of the Microsoft Christmas sweater is...

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Crikey!

I know what you mean.

SWMBO is annoyed and puzzled why I have a smug grin just now.

Apply here to win a Microsoft Ugly Sweater. It's uglier than ever

Dr. G. Freeman

I don't think we've reached peak Microsoft yet.

Peak would mean a maximum - it still has a little way to go to be totally annoying, unusable, and be a complete waste of space.

Windows 11 and co-pilot are just a camp on the slope, we're not at the summit yet, to put a four boxed flag on it.

AI music has finally beaten hat-act humans, but sounds nothing like victory

Dr. G. Freeman
Joke

Still waiting for the country song about a guy's self-driving truck leaving him.

Britain's first small modular reactors to be built in Wales

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Sounds dystopian.

The clue's in the name Small Modular Reactors.

Small- not that much radioactive stuff

Modular- it's all contained in one box.

When it comes to End of Life for the reactor, will have a small (~1kg) pile of high level waste which will be treated as normal (Sellafield reprocessing), and the modular "box" can also be recycled/ reused with only another small (don't know exactly how much, less than a tonne) of low-level stuff to deal with instead of multi-tonne stuff now.

When they designed the old reactors in the 60s/70s didn't think about end of life, now the modern ones do, and so have less to clean up afterwards

UK unveils roadmap for replacing animal testing

Dr. G. Freeman

Does that mean I have to stop bringing the new Kereberos with me to work ?

I talk to the wee fuzzball, to test my thinking, in a sort of rubber duck debugging, but with puppy treats.

AI boffins teach office supplies to predict your next move

Dr. G. Freeman

My office supplies wander off all the time, usually about three seconds before I use them.

Nothing to do with AI, just co-workers "borrowing" them

Space Shuttle war of words takes off as senator blasts 'woke Smithsonian'

Dr. G. Freeman
Joke

How many people would it take to just lift it up and carry it?

Dr. G. Freeman

I missed it too, due to the fact I was in the Geriatric unit of the hospital being born at the time (Maternity was full, apparently).

Retro nerd hacks LEGO's Game Boy into the real deal

Dr. G. Freeman
Joke

Can it run Doom ?

BOFH: These office thefts really take the biscuit

Dr. G. Freeman

Imported, chocolate encased biscuits....Oh no, the beancounters have discovered Kimberleys ! (OK, to be pedantic, Borland's elite Kimberleys)

Of course they should be under lock and key, preferably with a heavily armed security guard in a defensive location (MIssion Control ?) to stop the unworthy getting them.

AI robs jobs from recent college grads, but isn't hurting wages, Stanford study says

Dr. G. Freeman

Well, AI can't really affect wages here in the UK. Most are already set at the national minimum wage, so can't go any lower (despite employers protests)

BOFH: HR plays checkers, IT plays 5D chess

Dr. G. Freeman

Ahhh.. HR, or as they're otherwise known Human Remains.

US science left out in the cold amid plans to retire Antarctic icebreaker

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Ending the lease?

So, the British could lease it out to replace the RRS James Clark Ross (sold to the National Antarctic Scientific Center of Ukraine in 2021), or the RRS Ernest Shackleton (sold to the Italians) to be the sister ship of RRS Sir David Attenborough, as the RRS Boaty McBoatface ?

The Smoot – How an MIT prank became a lasting unit of measurement

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Easter Egg

After seeing that episode in 2014, we decided to use the name for the "not affiliated the anyone in particular" account for the new NMR machine, i.e. one-offs for schools, testing, demonstrations, that sort of thing.

Seemed apt for The Machine.

Large Hadron Collider data hints at explanation for why everything exists

Dr. G. Freeman

So, we worked out the universe has a code to it-

consisting of up, down, left and right

a second state that is A or B

and a third thing which we think might be called start

Now, to see if there's a sequence to it

Trump's budget bill bankrolls $85M Space Shuttle shuffle

Dr. G. Freeman

Just Wondering

Could you build another, working space shuttle for $85 million ?

(Thinking along the lines of If I won the big lottery, having a space shuttle would be cooler than a fleet of Aston Martins)

£127M wasted on failed UK nuclear cleanup plan

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: NDA

Yes, but that's all I can say about it.

Musk and Trump take slap fight public as bromance ends

Dr. G. Freeman

So, when's the pay-per-view Octagon fight in Las Vegas ?

US tech titans rejoice in $600B Saudi shopping spree

Dr. G. Freeman

Fighter Jet- an aircraft used for fighting other jet-powered flying things in the sjy

Jet fighter- an aircraft with a jet engine, used for picking a fight with other things, that might not be jet-powered or even in the sky (but can move)- i.e. tank shaped things

Source - ex- RAF bod in the tearoom.

The 12 KB that Windows just can't seem to quit

Dr. G. Freeman

Windows doesn't work without that file.

It's like the teddy bear on top of the server- take it away, and you get a complaining server

Top sci-fi convention gets an earful from authors after using AI to screen panelists

Dr. G. Freeman

Asked Cat, I farted (Chat GPT in French) i Douglas Adams would be a suitable panellist for a convention.

It agreed, and gave a few examples of his quotes.

Forgot to mention he sadly passed away in 2001.

Musk’s DOGE probed by top watchdog after poking around Uncle Sam's systems

Dr. G. Freeman
Joke

So, DOGE and the watchdog are having a barking match ?

UK govt data people not 'technical,' says ex-Downing St data science head

Dr. G. Freeman
Joke

Re: I'd go further

Looked into the rate for getting them over here, still waiting for a reply to my question "How much is that DOGE in the window ?"

NASA rewrites Moon mission goals in quiet DEI retreat

Dr. G. Freeman

Honestly don't care who they send to the moon, just send anybody at this point just to prove it can be done (again).

Was told in my youth, a long, long time ago, that we'd have bases on Mars by now, still waiting.

Pull whatever coloured, gendered finger out and do it.

BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Soddering Iron

Thought it called was the soddin' iron when I was small. Now as a 4XL, it's a soddin' soldering iron

Odds of city-killer asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting Earth creep upward

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Don't Look Up

With all the outsourcing, we're stuffed if it hits Mumbai, Chennai or Bangalore then.

AI summaries turn real news into nonsense, BBC finds

Dr. G. Freeman

Did you use the Mornington Crescent method of curve fitting ?

Man who binned 7,500 Bitcoin drive now wants to buy entire landfill to dig it up

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Is the needle even in the haystack?

Did that a job once, way back when.

Most of the time, change a fuse, plug, or just give the insides a good clean, and it was like new.

Could build a half-decent computer rig from a morning's collection.

Probably his drive's been collected, wiped, had a linux distro put on it, and sold to somebody for £30 for their kid to use. (what I charged for a recycled PC in 2009)

Mega UK datacenter greenlit, but we still don't know who's moving in

Dr. G. Freeman

Re: Why the obfuscation?

Maybe it's a three character agency belonging to the five eyes thing moving in, and don't want to advertise the fact ?

Need the server space for some high-level snooping on stuff

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