* Posts by gotes

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Zuckerberg: Yes, Facebook kept Hunter Biden's laptop under wraps

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Re: A modest proposal

And while we're at it, how about a constitutional amendment that no president, vice president, congressman, senator, or federal judge can serve after their 70th birthday.

Agreed. Neither of those senile gits should stand for election again, in my opinion.

Maybe doubIe standards a little considering how we all hate IBM for their ageism, but IBM isn't in charge of the world's most powerful military.

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Re: Why do people ignore facts?

Republican, Democrat, whatever. Any corruption should be dealt with by an impartial court. The media's take on it is irrelevant (or should be, anyway).

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Re: A Dutch saying

I saw the name Jones, so I thought "that must be legit Welsh".

Doctor gave patients the wrong test results due to 'printer problems'

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Re: Photocopier challange

Agreed. It took me ten minutes to figure out how to get moving the first time I used a vehicle with one of these things. I couldn't see any advantage to it at all, but I wasn't aware it released automatically; I'd push the button every time.

Yes, I was wearing the seatbelt, but I didn't RTFM.

Elon Musk 'buying Manchester United' football club

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420 hahaha

69 hahaha

Memes hahaha

Oh Elon, you're so funny and cool.

Nuclear power is the climate superhero too nervous to wear its cape

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Re: Since there are so many nucelar fans here ...

I wouldn't mind if it was buried in my garden, but I don't think it's an economically viable method of disposal (or rather, storage).

Remember the humanoid Tesla robot? It's ready for September reveal, says Musk

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Re: Gigafactory?

It annoys me that the media have started using that stupid name too, presumably because it sounds cool and techy.

Paper batteries on the cards to power IoT and smart labels

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Re: So a ream of a4 can bang out nearly 10 watts.

You could turn a paperback novel into a battery to run the Kindle...

Battle of the retro Unix desktops: NsCDE versus CDE

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Re: You can not be serious, man ...

What does "built in internet support" mean? I remember using TCP/IP on WFW 3.11, but it didn't come with a bundled web browser. I was able to use the internet without installing 3rd party network drivers.

My smartphone has wiped my microSD card again: Is it a conspiracy?

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Re: The Bit-Theory

Non-binary binary?

Hospital IT melts in heatwave, leaving doctors without patient records

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Re: New software solves this ?

Or it's so crap nobody will want to use it.

CityFibre loses appeal against Openreach discounts for ISPs

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The door to door people leave without a fuss after I explain that I've been with my current ISP for 20 years, and give the reasons why I haven't switched to something "cheaper".

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Re: Spelling; see me!

I have commented in the past that American spelling doesn't bother me, but I assumed it was down to the personal preference of the author.

However, it does indeed seem to be a site wide thing, which does bother me a bit, especially if written by a British person about a British topic.

Dev's code manages to topple Microsoft's mighty SharePoint

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Re: microsoft documentation used to be better

But if the documentation is too good, who's going to bother paying for training?!

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If you display all options to all users, they will complain the UI is cluttered with useless functions they don't need.

Hive to pull the plug on smart home gadgets by 2025

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Re: Thanks for the money but your stuffed.

The only thing Hive does is switch your central heating on or off, as far as I'm aware. I think the worst that could happen is you're too cold or too hot (with a big gas bill in that situation).

I would like to think the thermostat continues to function offline, but you never know with this IoT shite.

This is the military – you can't just delete your history like you're 15

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Re: Hmmm

One laptop, ten men.

Was that anything like two girls, one cup?

Good times indeed.

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I get quite tired of people commenting about American spellings in articles on this site. The Register has American journalists, deal with it. We all know what they mean, even if you don't like the spelling.

For the record, I'm British.

FBI warning: Crooks are using deepfake videos in interviews for remote gigs

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Re: What role does the deep fake play?

The applicants are providing stolen identity information for background checks.

To lend an air of authenticity to their applications, the dodgy job seekers used stolen personal identification information. The victims whose data was stolen reported their identities being used for pre-employment background checks and more.

Know the difference between a bin and /bin unless you want a new doorstop

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It would take the best part of an afternoon to load a single web page on my 386 in the 90s.

Password recovery from beyond the grave

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Re: R.I.P.

Oh, I was hoping Jonny Dawes had got his arse out on stage during a Michael Jackson performance.

Woman accused of killing boyfriend after tracking him down with Apple AirTag

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FWIW, if he was cheating on her he was asking for it

Whilst he was in the wrong, I don't think murder is an appropriate response.

I love the Linux desktop, but that doesn't mean I don't see its problems all too well

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Re: Face facts

It's not Linux, though.

EU makes USB-C common charging port for most electronic devices

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Few devices can accept 240w of power. Earbuds certainly won't, and maybe one off brand Chinese phone will.

If you plug a 240W charger into a low power device, it won't just force 240W into it until it catches fire. They negotiate a suitable voltage & current for charging.

Small nuclear reactors produce '35x more waste' than big plants

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Re: Size?

I think the issue is storing it safely for the next few thousand years or so. Hopefully we'll find a way to reprocess it into something useful and/or less dangerous.

France levels up local video game slang with list of French terms to replace foreign words

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Re: E-sports professionals?

Bit I find odd is that people want to watch other people play video games.

Even before "e-sports" was a thing, I enjoyed watching my friends play video games. I'm not into esports btw, but I do enjoy watching other people play video games. It's far more enjoyable to me than watching a football match.

NASA's 161-second helicopter tour of Martian terrain

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Re: which then relay that data back to Earth at between 500Kb/s to around 3Mb/s

Can't get my head around them getting data from another freaking planet as fast as I get Netflix in a western country.

If it makes you feel any better, the latency's appalling.

Spam is back with a vengeance. Luckily we can't read any of it

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Re: Snail mail can be just as bad

Have you tried putting "RTS - not at this address" on the envelope and sticking it in a post box? I have had some success with that method, though not 100%.

US recovers a record $15m from the 3ve ad-fraud crew

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Nobody likes ads, but thanks to ads we can access a whole lot of stuff for "free". Or would you rather all web sites were paywalled?

Thinnet cables are no match for director's morning workout

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Re: Full names please.......

Neville Coax

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Re: Strong cable and connector

I've never used my TV's "smart" features, apart from a bit of messing around out of curiosity.

The useful life of my last TV was cut short at 18 months when I stumbled into it while drunk.

Don't hate on cryptomining, hate the power stations, say Bitcoin super-fans

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Re: Bitcoin miners have no emissions whatsoever

E-commerce sites and AI systems do useful things.

All of them?

ZX Spectrum, the 8-bit home computer that turned Europe on to PCs, is 40

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Possibly the "very early" model didn't have sockets.

Star loses $500,000 NFT after crooks exploit Rarible market

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Re: Working as designed

The real victim is the person who bought the stolen NFT, though I don't have much sympathy.

Russian media watchdog bans Google from advertising its services

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Re: Fascism 101

drunk so much of the Putin cool aid

They should probably check it for polonium or Novichok first...

Buying a USB adapter: Pennies. Knowing where to stick it: Priceless

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Re: Seems ok

Enough with the virtue signalling. "A friends brother in law" hardly sounds like a close friend or family member. They agreed a price; a price that I think is pretty reasonable for a one off job.

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: The Boot can be on the other foot...

If the document contains confidential or proprietary information, selling it back to them would be a very stupid thing to do.

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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I enjoy a bit of crass humour (Viz comic for example) and swearing, but I don't put it into my work.

Hooking up to Starlink might be pricier than you thought

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Businesses do prefer to make a profit rather than give their stuff away to customers at a loss, the greedy bastards.

114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call

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I expect the 2001 iMac would struggle to to what most people take for granted these days; stream high definition video.

One person's war is another hemisphere's developer crunch

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Re: Missing <whatever> professionals? Check the education system!

I don't think the problem is a "lack of professionals". It's a lack of cheap Eastern European labour.

I work with several Ukranians and Russians (remotely). The Ukranians (mostly in Kyiv) are still working "as long as they have electricity and internet". I haven't seen any of the Russians, presumably because they can't get paid.

Reg reader rages over Virgin Media's email password policy

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Considering he bothered to complain about the issue, I doubt it's an easily crackable password. I feel that there's some detail missing from the story.

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Re: Virgin, bringing you the barely-adequate security from 2002

It would be nice if "Nick" could clear things up here. Though maybe he's offline due to being pwned.

Apple seeks patent for 'innovation' resembling the ZX Spectrum, C64 and rPi 400

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Re: I'll see your Atari ST and raise you a Commodore PET

Ah, a knock-off iMac?

Food for thought on the return to the office

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Re: What's your reason?

It's a shame many employees have to do that to get a pay rise. I suppose it's the same with car insurance, phone contracts etc.

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: Users .... both the bane & joy of your life ... at the same time !!!

I would go one step further and suggest anyone working in tech support serves time in retail, hospitality or a non technical customer service role. Understand that despite the fact they can be very annoying and stupid, these people are your customers and they're just trying to do their job. Chances are their job is lower paid and more stressful than yours. [I am aware that some of the most annoying "customers" are senior management and directors]

It might be very annoying for a while, but once you figure out how to handle these people they'll be putty in your hands, as it were.

On my first day in my first full time tech support job (with no training, of course) I had a customer tell my boss I was "completely useless". To be fair, I was. I had no idea what I was doing. A couple of weeks later I was the only person she'd be willing to speak to for support.

I've seen too many "Roy from The IT Crowd" type characters in IT. Funny to watch, but no way to behave as a professional.

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Re: Dialogs.... time for

Hah. I worked at a place that had some fancy automated quality control machines which would check things like dimensions, surface/edge defects etc. When there was a quality issue with the product, operators (or rather the shift managers) would modify the parameters so that the machines would accept the off spec product as first quality. Everything's good in production! We're meeting the requirement of at least 85% first quality product in our shift, another job well done.

Until the calls come in from customers.

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