* Posts by MonkeyNuts.Com

21 posts • joined 6 Nov 2009

Accenture, Capgemini, Deloitte creating app to register 3m EU nationals living in Brexit Britain

Big Brother

Re: Really?

The app clearly as only one name, The Register

Goldstein, because Goldstein knows you, before you know, you knew, you know, you needed him. Register now.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough


Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, figoooohhohhhoho, We Got Fck All From Our EU Family, Magificoococohohoho.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

Paris Hilton

You're treading on my dreams

First your slaughtered Magic Leap and now doing the same to my Atari box.

If we wanted reality we wouldn't be seeking to escape it in video games!

Paris (again), because when we want to escape other realities, we watch her videos.

Magic Leap bounds into SF's Games Developer Conference and... disappears

Paris Hilton

Its wicked

Listen, not only have I tried Magic Leap, I have got one at home - its super awesome.

I am also high as a kite on coke, and rum.

Paris, because you only need a excellent video, not a product to get the fanbois bashing those keyboards #Hype.

More money than sense? Saudi Arabia invests $400m in Magic Leap


Re: Taking investments now!

Are you looking for a job?

Call me.

UK.gov: Psst. Belgium. Buy these Typhoon fighter jets from us, will you?


Because we have a blue water navy and the F-35 can take of and land off our carriers? A Typhoon cannot.

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins


Re: Never figured Darth was into BDSM!

The again, loved black, leather, masks, strangulation, multiple identities, power obsessed and calling a special someone Master...

I obviously lived a sheltered life.


Never figured Darth was into BDSM!

Princess Leia Organa: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

That was fast... unlike old iPhones: Apple sued for slowing down mobes


Re: Not a welcome opinion

Chillax Milton

Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black 256GB #Boom

Magic Leap blows our mind with its incredible technology... that still doesn't f**king exist


Re: How many?

Hair on your head

Peak smartphone? iPhone X flunks 'supercycle' hopes

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Expensive XXX

I bought a 7 Plus 256GB (1 year old) were £919 new... for £450 (51% reduction). That will see me through until notchgate and grandgate subsides.

HMS Queen Lizzie formally joins the Royal Navy


When HM was invited to view 3.1 billion of liquid off shore assets, she thought she was meeting her accountant.

Quentin Tarantino in talks to make Star Trek movie


Kill Bill (Shatner) Volume 1

Natural Borg Killers

My Best Ferengi's Birthday

The Hateful Eight, of Nine

Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch


Advanced Research Street East 2 West Intersection Public Eventspace

Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage


When did the El Reg morph into La Mail?

Blimey, for a moment I thought I was logged ontop the other news source - The DM.

Ever wondered why the universe only has black holes in S or XXXL? No? Boffins have an answer


Re: Black Holes are just like grocery stores...

Does copious amounts of banana flavour vaping smoke act the same as an stellar accretion disc?

Israel gets spooky with national quantum lab


Surely success in this field by Israel means they accept a two state solution?

European Space Agency slaps CC licences on its pics and vids

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OK that headline made me laugh. Well played.

Mystery X-37B robot spaceplane returns to orbit on Tuesday


Payload R Us

The cargo hold could fit a man, even a large one. Kim Dotcom be afraid. DOJ booked you an orbital slot 35 years above Hollywood.

'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC


Why fight them...???

I for one welcome our new insect overloads..


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