* Posts by Alfie Noakes

91 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Nov 2009


Starlink geofence appears to have some gaping holes

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I just gotta say - what a Toto-lly brilliant sub-title!

HP print rental service seeks more users to become subscription addicts

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Re: A fool and his money

"I don't want to own a printer. So I really don't care. So long as I can print when required, I'd like to do so at the lowest combination of cost and time wasted."

...and if you don't own the printer, and you don't own the ink, and you don't own the paper - they can jack up the price at any time and there is nothing that you can do. Think "smart" meters, pay-per-mile driving etc.!

Wyze admits 13,000 users could have viewed strangers' camera feeds

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Scarey - how can you EVER trust such medical equipment?

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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Re: Think of the Grid!

"and trucks will do battery swaps at service depots"

Ha, ha, ha - you make me laugh!

Now tell me another joke!

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Re: Think of the Grid!

Sounds like the curse of the "smart" meter is starting to rear it's ugly head!

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Re: Think of the Grid!

I thought that Drax still can burn coal (when asked) amongst it's subsidised wood burners?

England's village green hydrogen dream in tatters

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"That's weird... LG make an air source heat pump that has a flow temp of 75°C (at an outside air temp of -15°C whilst still maintaing a COP of 5; ok so it falls to 2 at -30°C but you can't have everything)"

Can you provide a link to this particular LG ASHP, as it does seem rather "impossible" with current commercially available technologies?

It is 20 years since the last commercial flight of Concorde

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Re: Gorgeous aircraft

"I flew on one of the Bay of Biscay jolly flights and will never forget it."

Me too ("Flights of Fantasy"?). I believe that those "charter" flights were actually commercially viable - IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THE SPARE PARTS!

Memories that spring to mind include...

- Leaving Heathrow and following the M4 to the Bristol Channel, then once clear of land, accelerating like you were taking off all over again.

- Looking down out of the window at the tops of clouds that seemed as far away the the land normally does.

- Looking up out of the window and the sky was BLACK (because it was proper space!).

Oh, and yes, the (triple glazed) windows were warm ;)

Power grids tremble as electric vehicle growth set to accelerate 19% next year

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Re: For many of us, hybrids make more sense than BEVs

...and i bet that this separate (EV) meter (made compulsary for new installations over a year ago) will allow you to be charged (taxed) even on electricity that you have generated from solar panels that you installed at your own expense!


Bosch goes all-in on hydrogen with €2.5B investment by 2026

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Re: I was expecting

Indeed - you have gotta watch out for the weakest link!

You mentioned copper piping - is this not "hydrogen safe"? If not then it will be a MASSIVE job to replace it all (as well as being quite expensive)!

My house also has some lead piping for gas - dunno how good that will be for hydrogen?

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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Black Helicopters

for the "first time in history,"

...must be due to climate change ;)

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Re: Or you could...

Isn't there also something about the entrance to ant hills (or is that just in America)?

Wind, solar fulfill 10% of global electricity demand for first time

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Re: Just the headline - now fixed

Thanks for the fix :)

Sadly too many press articles confuse power/energy with electricity (and kWh with kW etc.) - at least El Reg try to keep things on track ;)

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Title says "energy", article says "electricity".

Add gas boilers, most cars, diesel HGVs, blast furnaces, oil-powered ships, aircraft, barbeques and birthday cakes etc. - wind and solar still contribute a pathetic amount to the "global energy demand"

AI to help study first images from James Webb Space Telescope

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James Webb Space Telescope hit by tiny meteoroid

Sad news according to the BEEB...


Europe's largest nuclear plant on fire after Russian attack

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Well done El Reg

Can i just thank El Reg for reporting this incident in a calm and researched manner - unlike most of the hysterical MSM!

Even the comments seems to be well balanced ;)

Titanium carbide nanotech approach hints at hydrogen storage breakthrough

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Oh, i did do a search, but there is not much recent activity - the referenced article is over two years old. Also, although it mentions that they "are able to power themselves with a wind turbine", there is no mention of such a facility for the Johnson Matthey station (at least via https://www.itm-power.com/h2-stations/swindon-hydrogen-station).

What is interesting however, is the fact that it can only generate enough fuel for around 15 cars a day - is this commercially viable (especially with a windmill that needs to generate at least 3.3MWh per day)?

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Over six years on and i haven't much more about Honda's "'self-sufficient' hydrogen refuelling station" - please, do tell us how it is going?

Oh, no one knows what goes on behind locked doors... so don't leave your UPS in there

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PAFEC memories

I remember PAFEC - lovely old building(s) out in the sticks.

IIRC, their "computer room" was in the attic (with oak beams) where they had one of the first VAXstations.

The stables had been converted into an office, but keeping the original stalls for desk units.

Beside every door was an umbrella stand full of umbrellas, so you could keep dry when walking between buildings.

Ah, the eighties - the good old days of computing!

Wind and quite a bit of fog shroud Boris Johnson's energy vision for the UK

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Re: Or

But, but, but - after Fukushima, didn't Germany decide to phase out their atom-burners? Thus there must be tens of fah-sans of "nu-cu-ler" designers, engineers, constructions workers etc. all desperately in need of a job!

Where are we now? Microsoft 363? 362? We've lost count because Exchange Online isn't playing nicely this morning

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Yet again we hear the word "mitigated"

...which simply means "less shitty"!

Firefox 78: Protections dashboard, new developer features... and the end of the line for older macOS versions

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Recommended by Pocket!!

They seem to have snuck in a "Recommended by Pocket" option, which is turned ON by default!

I haven't ready all the "privacy" propaganda yet, but would rather have be given an "opt-in" option with an explanation beforehand :(

Vodafone issues a stay of execution for Demon domain hold-outs

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From the sound of things at https://forum.vodafone.co.uk/t5/Other-broadband-queries/Anyone-else-affected-by-Vodafone-disabling-demon-co-uk-emails/m-p/2655220 it looks like Vodafone thought that there were only a couple of Demon e-mail users left!!!

Well, it looks like they might now be losing quite a few thousand "customers" (and their friends and colleagues and much future business) as a result of their lack of basic common sense (and arrogance)!

Oh Hell. Remember the glory days of Demon Internet? Well, now would be a good time to pick a new email address

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Vodafone forums

In case anyone is still reading these comments, there is an interesting discussion going on in the Vodafone forum at https://forum.vodafone.co.uk/t5/Other-broadband-queries/Anyone-else-affected-by-Vodafone-disabling-demon-co-uk-emails/m-p/2655220

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Re: Aliases


Have you seen https://www.names.co.uk/support/2850.html ?

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I will NEVER buy anything from Vodafone EVER again!

Vodafone (after taking over Demon)!

First they took away my web-space (without telling me).

Then they took away my web-site (without reducing the price).

Then they forced me to pay for an e-mail service that was supposed to be part of my HomeOffice 8000 package.

Now, in the middle of a Coronavirus pandemic they give me just over a month to re-allocate around 200 e-mail addresses (many over 20 years old).


Mozilla plugs two Firefox browser holes exploited in the wild by hackers to hijack victims' computers

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Re: Clarification

I think that the former is found on macOS!

Watch Waymo's totally driverless self-driving car cruise around, how the US military wants to use AI ethically, etc

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Re: Prety neat driving

It also seemed to be doing a lot of un-necessary braking (including mid-turn). Not the cleverest self-driving (if that is indeed what it is using)!

Things that make you go .hm... Has a piece of the internet just sunk into the ocean? It appears so

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Re: "just north of Antarctica"

I thought that the question was "What colour is the bear?"?


The original riddle had an answer of "white", but i believe that a polar bear has black skin, but transparent (hollow?) fur that appears white due reflected light!


Trying to log into Office 365 right now? It's a coin flip, says Microsoft: Service goes TITSUP as Azure portal wobbles

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Why do Microsoft pepper their status updates with the work "mitigated", which literally means "less shit"???

Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email teeters over in Europe

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It is not even the end of January yet!

Down yet again, but seems to be coming back :(

Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP

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Re: Bye bye.....

"I still have my demon mail domain hosted on O36x now "

Me too, so i hope that Vodafone give the demon domain to NamesCo (rather than just closing it down, which seems to have been their MO so far!).

The icing on the cake would be for NamesCo to drop O35n, as it seems to add several K of "diagnostics" bloat to even the smallest e-mail :(

Bloodhound SSC reaches the end of the road for want of £25m

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I am surprised that (James) Dyson hasn't chipped in there? Very British, high-speed air, etc.!

Gotta be worth a punt (anyone got his phone number?)

Punkt: A minimalist Android for the paranoid

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Re: Calls and Email

@Doctor Syntax

...and another advantage of plain text in e-mails is that it is in YOUR e-mail, in YOUR mailbox/on YOUR computer.

(Linked) Images have an irritating habit of expiring, or worse still, changing, so you lose any hope of an audit trail!

WannaCry is back! (Psych. It's just phisher folk doing what they do)

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Is nothing safe?

Ironically, mine was sent to an e-mail address that was _only_ (and anonymously) used to access the Avast support forum!

Ongoing game of Galileo chicken goes up a notch as the UK talks refunds

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Wellyboot beat me to it ;)

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...and that would also provide a very nice world-wide set of "base-stations" that would be in control of the participants!

'Every little helps'... unless you want email: Tesco to kill free service

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Re: AC

"Vodafone have recently announced they are closing Demon as an ISP.

Where that leaves the email service that was outsourced is an interesting point..."

Hopefully names.co.uk have an ongoing agreement with Vodafone, otherwise i will have to transfer my 170-odd demon e-mail addresses yet again :(

Nothing to suggest it is happening at https://demon.net/, but i wouldn't put anything past Vodafone EVER again (dropped them as an ISP some time ago, as they did nothing but collect your DDs).

Microsoft faces Dutch crunch over Windows 10 private data slurp

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Re: Much a do

@Stephen Battleware Re: "Most telemetry can be shut off by disabling a single service in Services. Cortana can be shut off with a single simple regedit. "

Please let us know the "single service" and single regedit "tweak" that will disable all slurps - or is it not really that simple?

Linux kernel long term support extended from two to six years

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Re: "bleeding edge" is overrated

AC said: "because you can no longer backup phone contacts through itunes."

Since when?

China: Cute Hyperloop Elon, now watch how it's really done

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Thanks for the link/video - oh for the days when the RI Christmas Lectures were _truly_ educational!



Fan of FBI cosplay? Enjoy freaking out your neighbors? Have we got the eBay auction for you

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What is that smell?

I didn't think that DVDs and LCD displays (as per the picture) existed in 1989?

We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer

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So are you saying that i can walk down the High Street with a Taser in my pocket (or utility belt) and not have any concern about being stopped, jumped on, handcuffed and arrested? Perish the thought that i might actually point it at someone!

Smart meter benefits even crappier than originally thought

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Re: natual consumption reduction

"The monitor sits in a drawer now, and has been for maybe 2 years as it was costing me a fortune in AA batteries!!"

...that's a good point - I wonder if the DfBEIS factored the cost of batteries in their energy (un)savings?

Ghost of DEC Alpha is why Windows is rubbish at file compression

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"Chen says one of his “now-retired colleagues worked on real-time compression, and he told me that the Alpha AXP processor was very weak on bit-twiddling instructions".

I guess that Chen doesn't know what the "R" is "RISC" means!


300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags really weigh

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The Daily Mail...

...would that be the newspaper the puts all its weekend supplements, leaflets etc. in a, er, single use plastic bag?

Hello, Barclays? Why hello, John Smith. We meet again

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Dangerous gimmick

If compromised, you can change your password - but you can't change your voice!

Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

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Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware storms live TV weather forecast

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Re: $&%#! Microsoft!

Re: "That's only true for those who upgraded from an originally OEM license..."

It is a good job that Microsoft made that transparently clear in their upgrade nagware popups - er, they did, didn't they?

EU: We're splashing out €6.7bn on a giant scientific cloud

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I wonder how many more of these "very generous schemes" (already greatly funded by the money we pay into the EU) will suddenly appear over the next two months?

I guess that timing is everything :(