Couldn't agree more @Dweeb
Most of those championing NoSQL simply have missed the point when it comes to RDBMS.
I'm constantly amazed at the lazy, crappy applications that loop over SQL tables retrieving records one at a time (Java programmers I'm looking at you) and then have the temerity to complain that
a) Their app server doesn't have enough memory (16gb for a few tens of users!!!!!) or
b) SQL is too slow for their app (it can cope beautifully with tens of millions of rows a second on 4Gb of Ram)
Most commercial off the shelf enterprise apps are guilty of this. Most of them haven't even heard of a stored proc, primary/foreign keys or even the Update statement. A five year old could write more efficient code.
Go back to using Excel you useless lazy, ignorant tossers