* Posts by Emma Summers

7 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Oct 2009

Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest ever recorded, global warming is not eroding it'

Emma Summers

Always suspected...

Global warming, sorry I mean climate change, or is it now climate variation was a load of cobblers!

Mines the one with the keys to the 6 litre V8 in the pocket.

Should your system offer Mr, Ms ... and Mx?

Emma Summers

I believe the correct term is "Ze"

Entire London 2012 Olympics' cultural events database held on Excel

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Surely they could have sprung for a Pro version of Office and used a proper database like Access...

Spanish netizens pursue urinating traffic cop

Emma Summers

More importantly....

What exactly is prisoner doing with a camera in their cell?

BOFH: Forgive and forget

Emma Summers

Am I dreaming...

...or it is Christmas? Who cares the BOFH is back!!

Spooks scour gambling sites in terror finance probe

Emma Summers

Net access versus mobile phones in prison

It strikes me as totally insane that the prison service introduced the BOSS chair see http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/news/index.asp?id=7081,22,6,22,0,0 but then lets cons have laptops with net access. It never ceases to amaze me the lack of joined up thinking by those in management - ohhhhh no they can't have mobile phones that would be bad, lets give them laptops instead...! It's a shame they did give them net access TBH I could just imagine Lester having fun with the story, when the "BOSS" discovered a con "ASPIREing" to net access from inside.

Mine is the one with the scrubbing brush and bleach in the pocket to cleanse my mind...!

BOFH: The stupidity criticality

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Ahhhhhhh my Friday is now perfect!

Fab installment Simon you're really getting back into your stride now.