* Posts by Emma Summers

7 posts • joined 30 Oct 2009

Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest ever recorded, global warming is not eroding it'

Emma Summers
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Always suspected...

Global warming, sorry I mean climate change, or is it now climate variation was a load of cobblers!

Mines the one with the keys to the 6 litre V8 in the pocket.

Should your system offer Mr, Ms ... and Mx?

Emma Summers

I believe the correct term is "Ze"

Entire London 2012 Olympics' cultural events database held on Excel

Emma Summers
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Hmmm

Surely they could have sprung for a Pro version of Office and used a proper database like Access...

Spanish netizens pursue urinating traffic cop

Emma Summers
Stop

More importantly....

What exactly is prisoner doing with a camera in their cell?

BOFH: Forgive and forget

Emma Summers
Happy

Am I dreaming...

...or it is Christmas? Who cares the BOFH is back!!

Spooks scour gambling sites in terror finance probe

Emma Summers
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Net access versus mobile phones in prison

It strikes me as totally insane that the prison service introduced the BOSS chair see http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/news/index.asp?id=7081,22,6,22,0,0 but then lets cons have laptops with net access. It never ceases to amaze me the lack of joined up thinking by those in management - ohhhhh no they can't have mobile phones that would be bad, lets give them laptops instead...! It's a shame they did give them net access TBH I could just imagine Lester having fun with the story, when the "BOSS" discovered a con "ASPIREing" to net access from inside.

Mine is the one with the scrubbing brush and bleach in the pocket to cleanse my mind...!

BOFH: The stupidity criticality

Emma Summers
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Ahhhhhhh my Friday is now perfect!

Fab installment Simon you're really getting back into your stride now.

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