Posts by gumbald

Facebook closes today ... NOT!

Stupid tax!

They're people who probably spend too long on Facebook anyway.

National Rail tweaks departure board API, 'orders' coder to kill site

Loop

They'll be charging themselves to check how late their trains are.

NatWest sets lawyers on student site

Reviews

Nothing can now ever be reviewed. Ever. This might mean the end of El Reg.

Bloke threatens BT with giant plywood cheque

Got wood?

There should be a photo of him with novelty cheque in hand.

New Reg comments system ready to launch

Eh?

Comments? I prefer cabbages.

Tablet maker threatens, then robs Apple

Loong

Is that like Long, but longer?

Hull Daily Mail pulls porncoder comments

Ford Escort

Can El Reg not get an exclusive with the HDM? Tell them you're an escort, wanting to place an advert/comment.

Oz firm seeks talented IT developer

Bah!

Rules me out.

MS Jingle Bell bus rattles past Reg Towers

Urgh

That poor bus...

Ofcom swoops on kiddie's bedroom

Grinning?

If that's him grinning, he must be inconsolable when something sad happens.