"So, overall, an improvement."
"And so, $99 later, ..."
"You charge it with a Lightning connector same as your iPhone." (you need another cable on your desk)
"So far it feels worse, but then that may be a matter of getting used to it."
"But that happens whenever you get a new keyboard, your hands have to get used to it."
"Taken together, the new keyboard requires a small adjustment in how you lay out your desk."
"The first part of that has worked; the second, not so much."
"... so it's not possible to change any of the settings."
"... but the auto-sync hadn't worked and required manual connection and syncing (by pressing specific identified buttons)."
"The function keys have gone haywire."
"Of course it's hard to troubleshoot because the keyboard doesn't appear in System Preferences."
"... you need to be running the latest version of Mac OS X – El Capitan."
"Four out of five stars."
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Was this supposed to be satire? Or an accurate representation of cultism (that I keep hearing brought up)?
Or was this quote the most accurate commentary: "What the hell is going on?"