Posts by Is it Friday yet?

Bolle BP-10 iPhone photo printer

@Not entirely pointless

Erm..No. It is entirely pointless...

iPhone -> plugs into PC for iTunes etc synching...Also plugs into PC for standard camera synching action...with the delightfully supplied cable...

Photos now on PC within 30 secs....Now you can print to your normal printer...or upload them to a website for your photo to be made into a canvas art piece that will be your Gran's birthday present.....

Bolle BP-10...brought to you by the same people as "Tits on a Bull" and "Chocolate Teapot"

Tesla Motors: Our cars don't burst into flame, but our emails do

@Taxi for Ms. Konrad

And a paper bag..... Zing!

Debenhams wows shoppers with free delivery offer

Completely Missing The Point

I think you lot are missing the point that Lester was making:

"So, you've saved yourself the standard £3.99 delivery charge, and just have to physically go to Debenhams to pick up your purchase."

"Yes indeed, an entirely effortless process which should prove highly popular."

To save £3.99 you have to get yourself to the store..Other than walking, most forms of transport cost..Add to that the need to prove your identity, not just have the email verification..

And finally how does the initial "free delivery if you collect it" really appeal...It comes across as "if you come to the store for it delivery is free".....No sh1t Sherlock..Similarly my lunch had free delivery when I went to Pret earlier...

Bulgarians cop an eyeful of Penthouse billboard filth

Wot..No Title?

Penthouse /= Playboy...

Two different companies...

Game developer's lost electric buggy FOUND ON MOON

Re: Apollo 11

Google already covered this on Google Maps...Nevada Desert somewhere

Windows 7 speculation claims SP1 will land in Q4 2010

Re: Adverts?

Rejected ideas for Windows 7 adverts:

Hi. I'm Kate Mcann, and leaving the windows open was my idea.

Hi. I'm Joseph Fritzel, and not having windows was my idea.

Hi. I'm Harvey Price, and licking windows was my idea.

Kentucky woman breastfeeds sheriff's deputy

@Mike JVX

Surely an attempted murder charge means that you are intending to murder somone but failed.. Attemted already has intent.. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_murder) I dont know about in Murka but here for a murder charge you have to have Mens Rea (latin for guilty mind..) or its at most manslaughter* if successful...

*You cant have manslaughter without laughter :-)

Naomi Campbell bitchslaps NY limo driver

RE: Bint

Umm no... She's English...Hence the title Streatham Clotheshorse..Streatham being that area in South London..

Morse ups profits on flat sales

I dont need no stinking title

Nice to see the employer making profits...maybe I might get a payrise this year!!

Guinness to hit three quid a pint

@AC 13:55

You obviously dont work in IT....

Now grow some and get the round in!! :-)

Pioneer puts Pandora Radio in your car

Pandora in the UK...Erm Nope!

As Pandora is only available in the US this will be about as much use as a catflap on a submarine..

Spyware threat haunts squeaky-clean iPhones

Turdspurt alert

"Now try that on a Windows Phone. Go on, I dare you, Can't do can you. Microsoft maybe paiinted as Evil but at least thier mobile OS kick some serious security ass. And you can develep and install what you want for it without restriction.

Apple on the other hand has to test every thing and approve it before letting you install it on THEIR phone."

Its Friday afternoon so correct me if I am wrong...Would the above come under the title of Turdspurt??

Police smoke out 300-pound frozen turkey thief

@13 pounds is how many kilograms.

2.2lbs to the Kilo.....you obviously weren't paying attention in school.....

Agincourt actually an even scrap, historians claim

@English won?

Cos we bankrupted ourselves saving said frenchies and others from the facists about 60 years ago...and by giving the yanks all our gold to help out out a bit...They should have done it for free really considering they are all English anyway...