* Posts by VeganVegan

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Tech resource woes won't be solved with Afghan minerals

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Great job

Nicely said.

For those depressed by the ignorance of our actual overlords, perhaps some of that Afghan lithium would help, but you've got to get it out of the ground first.

Amazing 'pulse of darkness' ray tech birthed in US gov labs

VeganVegan
Pirate

Darkness

A little Kurtz in the center of each dot.

PARIS goes to 60,000 feet, without leaving the ground

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Paris Hilton

Returning the favour

Nice to see PARIS getting the air sucked out of her...

US Navy develops toss-proof robot crane

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FAIL

1 meter waves

are laughably small. I'd be impressed when they test the cranes on normal seas.

DARPA trying to beat block lists, deep packet inspection

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Grenade

Cyberattack

" It's possible to think of situations where there'd be a military need for the SAFER tech, but not easy"

The notion of cyberwar is all the rage now, with the hope of, for example, injecting false information, false targets, intimidation (email/cell phone message to say we know who you are and where you are...).

Spoofing IPs, evading block lists and deep packet inspection would seem to be part of the obvious toolkit to do this.

Most browsers silently expose intimate viewing habits

VeganVegan
FAIL

Indeed,

it would be most embarrassing to let it be known that you visited Wenlock and Mandeville.

Welsh police come down hard on Octopussy porn

VeganVegan
Happy

Thankfully, this doesn't apply (as yet) to plants

Otherwise, pity your poor fig leaf (not to mention other fruits & vegetables, or the legal status of a big truffle/fungus).

NZ spider objects to Canadian's todger

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Welcome

2 Octopod stories in a week

Are the 8-legged denizens (octopus/squid, spider) plotting a take over?

I for one etc....

Oz filmmaker to flog virgins for TV doco

VeganVegan
Joke

"flogged virgins on his native soil"

They flog adulterers in some countries.

New drug spray 'makes men as soppy as girls'

VeganVegan
Alert

Much more ominous

There are two species of voles: one that is polygamous (like most male mammals), the other is monogamous (!). The difference is that the latter has higher levels of oxytocin. Injecting the polygamous ones with oxytocin makes them monogamous.

Will human males, who are naturally inclined to be polygamous, react the same way? Is this the actual intended use of the nasal spray?

US boffins fashion quantum-computing bit out of SQUID

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Happy

Any chance that they will come up with a decent COD piece?

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Scammers plunder gullible iPad owners' backdoors

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Gates Horns

All roads lead to ...

Yet another avenue aimed at the wide-open rearend of Windows, backed only spottily by McAfee and their rear-guard ilk.

Why get all hot and bothered by the symptoms, and forget the cause?

'Beauty with antimatter bottom' created out of pure energy

VeganVegan
IT Angle

Let's get to the bottom of this...

Does the anti-callipygian emanations have anything to do with the cleft stick and sandy bumwad?

Sacked Fujitsu boss threatens to sue

VeganVegan
WTF?

all tied up in knots.

Fujitsu jujitsu.

New Reg comments system ready to launch

VeganVegan
WTF?

First post!

Odd that getting the last word in is considered desirable, yet so many aim for first post.

What do you call the iPad in Arabic?

VeganVegan
Jobs Halo

Glad to meet you, Ayebad, I am ...

Sinbad the Sailor Man!

Oregon profs plan giant robotic space cockroach warriors

VeganVegan
Linux

I for one..

I for one will comestibilize our new guinea hen over lunch.

World Cup to be shown in 3D

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Paris Hilton

I'm curious,

What is Paris' cup? Maybe 32B?

Green politician says oral sex is part of being Swedish

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Oral sex

A 4-letter word ending with the letter 'K", and that means intercourse:

Talk

Governator in acrostic 'f**k you' outrage

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@ac 1641GMT: Not insult but assignation?

If Ammanaiano really said "Kiss my gay ass", then the Governator's reply might be a proposal to move their relationship to the next level?

Royal Navy to get two carriers - but only one air group?

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Paris Hilton

Commando..

This gives new meaning to going commando, doesn't it?

Paris, 'cos she knows how to go commando..

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