* Posts by VeganVegan

451 posts • joined 27 Oct 2009

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Farewell to notches and hole-punches? ZTE expected to announce mobe with under-display camera next month

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Joke

Does this mean that it will soon be

buenas noches, notches?

Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data

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Trollface

And you thought that Clippy went away

He’s more insidious hiding among all those actions that lurk in the software. After all, M$ knows better than you what your data should be, and who are you to argue with that?

Meteorite's tiny secrets reveal Solar System's sodium-rich, alkaline liquid past – a clue to formation of life

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Re: Amino No!

Agree. On top of their fragility in modern times, due to RNAses everywhere, RNA is hydrolyzed under alkaline conditions. So, alkaline != good for the RNA world.

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

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Re: Savagery?

https://twitter.com/hashtag/nohawaipizza

Meet the super-speedy white dwarf binary system that's going to grav-wave our world

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Flame

Re: This confuses me....

White dwarfs have ceased nuclear fusion, hence dead.

They remain luminous as they cool down from the extreme temperatures (1E7 K) reached at the end of their fusion lives, much like a heated lump of metal remains luminous for a while after being withdrawn from the heating source.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Unhappy

Re: RN waives the rules!

and RN rue the waves.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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Happy

Re: Fishing for jokes

There is a question about meat,

Whether there’s any to eat.

Given eggs and cheese,

Some milk, if you please,

Bacon would be hard to beat!

(Please substitute kippers, if that is your preference).

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Flame

Too many dates

I feel inundated if not intimidated by all these date formats. Many of them predate / antedate the modern era, so why shouldn't we just invalidate a whole bunch of them, consolidate the remainder, select a very few as candidates that accommodate the most widespread current usage, elucidate which of this small subset gains widespread adoption, and mandate its usage?

It would make life much more sedate.

Mystery GPS glitch grounds flights, leaves passengers in the bar

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Unhappy

Re: back in MY day...

Used to navigate using LORAN, it’s simples triangulation, and surprisingly accurate, will get you to within 10’s of yards of a spot in the middle of the ocean (well not quite, but anywhere off the coast within reach of the LORAN signals). Sadly, all the newfangled tech resulted in the LORAN stations being turned off for cost savings.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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Trollface

Who will be the 1st to register “id” if .iot becomes available?

See title

AI can now animate the Mona Lisa's face or any other portrait you give it. We're not sure we're happy with this reality

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Re: Wait Til Hollywood Gets Involved!

Connie Willis’ story ‘Remake’ comes to mind.

Thought you'd seen everything there is to Ultima Thule? Check this out: IN STEREO!

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Thumb Up

Looks like a turtle

with its head sticking out and legs all tucked in,

saying "Didn't they tell you that It's turtles all the way down?"

Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

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Pint

Take a look at the 2nd photo in the Cornwall Live article

Is the owner being cheeky after the fact, or is the pole-dancing doll (with tassels!) the original source of the townsfolk discomfit?

Curious minds need to know.

Using WhatsApp for your business comms? It's either that or reinstall Lotus Notes

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Facepalm

Re: RE: Alister

Lotus Notes as a whole was a design oversight.

Astroboffins spy a rare exoplanet evaporating before their eyes

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Holmes

The whole point of the metric system is to make large numbers more ‘palatable’.

10 billion g (assuming billion is 9 zeros) = 10 million kg = 10,000 metric tons = 10 kilotons. </pédant>

DeepMind quits playing games with AI, ups the protein stakes with machine-learning code

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Re: I'm confused.

I believe that they assign protein(s) whose structure was determined recently, but had not yet been disclosed to anyone.

Oz lad 'fell in love with' baby meerkat, nicked it from zoo, took it out for a romantic Big Mac

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Childcatcher

Re: He got off lightly compared to Tufty.

Curious that you bring up badgers and TB, as red squirrels harbor the leprosy bacteria: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37949557

Mycobacterium tuberculosis versus Mycobacterium leprae, not much of a choice.

Imperial bringing in budget holograms to teach students

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Headmaster

Virtual lecturer and audience

That dredged up a memory of long ago. During a lecture, a student who had to be absent got permission to put a cassette tape recorder (yes, that long ago) on the table in front of the room, to record the lecture.

Next thing you know, other students started doing this, to avoid attending.

They then decided to jibe the lecturer, by all of them skipping the lecture, so that the lecturer would be faced with a mass of recorders, and an empty room.

Except that the lecturer got wind of this, and when the students arrived to set up their recorders, the lecturer had already put his cassette recorder on the table, with a note that said “Press Play to start the lecture”.

Tiny Twitter thumbnail tweaked to transport different file types

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Happy

Turtles all the way down?

Turtle.jpg.zip.jpg.zip.jpg. und so weiter.

JAXA probe's lucky MASCOT plonks down on space rock Ryugu without a hitch

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Flame

Am I being too grumpy in my old age?

<grumpy tirade>

I find it annoying the way they cute-tify space probes, by anthropomorphing them (perhaps to reach a younger audience?)

NASA does it, and Japan is doing the same.

“Ooo, look, I farted some gas to change my course to the asteroid”, “My bad, I used non-metric units and completely missed my target”.

They are machines, designed by us! (Us, meaning talented humans). We can celebrate those who designed, built, and operate them, without needing to resort to baby talk.

</grumpy tirade>

For all this involve in the mission,kudos!

Nokia reinstates 'hide the Notch' a day after 'Google required' feature kill

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Re: Can't make sense of this.

buenas noches, notches?

Facebook pulls 'snoopy' Onavo VPN from Apple's App Store after falling foul of rules

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Holmes

"Sugar Mountain"

Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain

With the barkers and the colored balloons,

You're the product on Sugar Mountain

Though you're thinking that

you're leaving there too soon,

You're leaving there too soon.

It's so noisy at the fair

But all your friends are there

And the candy floss you had

And your mother and your dad.

prophetic verses by Neil Young, 1964

20 years before SugarMountain was born

Tech support chap given no training or briefing before jobs, which is why he was arrested

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"But, if it's failed, how does one overwrite it?"

Just put the core frame on a big. powerful magnet...

Python creator Guido van Rossum sys.exit()s as language overlord

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Unhappy

Re: Here's a PEP

Geez, now you've dredge up a memory I tried to suppress all these years. I once used a language (BASIC? On the Apple II? Fortran on the IBM 1130?) that insisted that constants start with I, J, K or something like that, while the other letters are reserved for variables, or some such nonsense (yes the memory is still somewhat suppressed).

Creepy software knows what you are about to do... to that poor salad

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Heck, I can do better than this

"with predictive accuracy at 40 per cent over short periods"

I only screw up the next step half the time.

British egg producers saddened by Google salad emoji update

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Alien

I apologize for coming late to this discussion

Given my handle, I felt that I had to make a comment.

First,: De gustibus non est disputandum.

Second: I consume about 5 lbs (2.25kg) of meat a week, go figure...

We presume that the planet Mars is the reference in the manfrommars handle; what do you call someone from the Vega star system?

Monday: Intel touts 28-core desktop CPU. Tuesday: AMD turns Threadripper up to 32

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Re: Gimme speed

That’s the case for most users, but I have genetic analyses that are highly parallel, so more cores scales better than more clock speed.

For example, one of my jobs would typically take a month or so, using all 24 threads of a 12 core machine, running 24/7. I would love to have a 48 thread machine, because it should almost halve the time of the run. It is much harder, and gets into impossible territory, to scale clock speed in a similar way: A 2.5 GHz chip could possibly be sped up to 5GHz, but 10 or 20GHz? I do appreciate higher clock speeds, it’s just that more cores gives me more bang for the buck.

When you get down to the basics, a GPU is a massively parallel chip, because much of the graphics task can be nicely parallelized. One can imagine (hope?) that other common tasks can better take advantage of getting paralleized to the extent possible. Modern OS’s already generate many threads, to take advantage of the cores available.

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

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Unhappy

Also very much missing,

And missed: Samantha Bee.

Shocking. Lightning strike knocks out neuro patient's brain implant

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A bit of levity

With all the comments so far, and nobody has mentioned yet another benefit of always wearing a tinfoil hat?

& where is the tinfoil hat icon hiding these days????

Power spike leads Chinese police to 600-machine mining rig

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Flame

Color me astonished!

Almost a megawatt-hour per transaction?!!!

Here I am, switching to LEDs and adopting other power-saving measures, just to save a few kilowatt-hours per year...

Bitcoin is an ecological disaster in addition to all the other bad things they say about it.

Icon is most appropriate ——>

Astroboffins discover the stink of eggy farts wafting from Uranus

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Alien

What’s the similarity between the starship ‘Enterprise’ and toilet paper?

They both orbit Uranus, and wipe out Klingons.

Kid’s joke a I heard some years ago.

Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

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IT Angle

At least the drivers didn’t have to download and install drivers

I look forward to the day when autonomous cars become common, the IT folks will then need to download both kinds of drivers.

Bots don't spread fake news on Twitter, people do, say MIT eggheads

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Big Brother

It is rather odd though,

On the face of it it, the observation that fake goes farther than non-fake says that the twats, at least in the aggregate, can and do know the difference, and treat the one differently than the other.

Being more inclined to pɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ's point of view (how stupid the average person is, etc.), I wonder if they analyzed if there is a distinct subset of twats who are responsible for most of the fake re-tweets.

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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Re: I am secretly impressed at someone having to be told off by the captain ...

In flight attendant. "Your attention please, passengers. I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the captain has now illuminated the fasten-seatbelt sign; as we are encountering s spot of flatulence."

Magic Leap blows our mind with its incredible technology... that still doesn't f**king exist

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Facepalm

Re: come on, be fair...

I'm with you, they already have an amazing virtual reality product, not involving hardware at all, just look at how many people already bought it! Even us sceptics have been persuaded to chime in.

2001: A Stob Odyssey

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Alien

Did anyone point out

That ‘Stob’ is bots spelled backwards?

Truly bots, huh, makes you wonder who (or what) is writing these columns.

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Re: A neck of the shiniest Brass !!! :)

I liked that the best as well.

My feeble try:

Hoping the cod stay thawed.

Let’s see if the commentards can come up with more, better variations.

Your future data-centre: servers immersed in box full of oil, in a field

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Re: How hot...

Imagine 10 x 100W light bulbs in a closed 70 cm cube.

I would not want to touch the surface.

My #95Theses of #Digital

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Unhappy

My cat nailed 95 feces on the bathroom door

She felt that her cat pan was too corrupted.

Google now mingles everything you've bought with everywhere you've been

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Boffin

Can't resist

Eclipse (Waters)

All that you touch

All that you see

All that you taste

All you feel.

All that you love

All that you hate

All you distrust

All you save.

All that you give

All that you deal

All that you buy,

beg, borrow or steal.

All you create

All you destroy

All that you do

All that you say.

All that you eat

And everyone you meet

All that you slight

And everyone you fight.

All that is now

All that is gone

All that's to come

and everything under the sun is in tune

but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

US military's latest toy set: Record-breaking laser death star, er, truck

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Just 2 mile range?

The effective range and laser power are tremendously important:

Even a relatively slow 500 mph missile/projectile traverses 2 mile in only 14 seconds.

This is all the time available to the laser to kill it, or be killed.

I wonder how long a 60 kw, presumably IR laser needs to dwell on the target to melt thru.

This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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Happy

Be glad it's Portsmouth,

and not somewhere in Scotland, that will likely leave the U.K. after the new referendum.

NASA brews better test to find ET in cosmic cocktails

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Pint

Too narrow a focus?

Bacterial cell walls (peptidoglycan) consist of, in part, D-amino acids.

Perhaps they should also test some bacterial cultures, and see if they find any signature of life.

Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks

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Trollface

Get back at them

if obnoxiousWebsite.com does that to me, and assuming I still would like to get in and take a look, I give them "theidiots@obnoxiousWebsite.com".

Seems to let me in most times.

China's Great Firewall to crack down on unofficial VPNs – state-approved net connections only

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Re: Sub heading?

good medicine tastes bitter

The Life and Times of Lester Haines

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Pint

Re: The reminder we needed

Let me echo "Ad Astra Tabernamque".

Aim high, and make sure you have a drink in hand.

CIA-backed big data firm Palantir says secrets pinched by investor

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Happy

They should have seen this coming

If they had lived up to their name and their mission.

Bees bring down US stealth fighter

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Re: not nearly as much sting

We do miss the sting of the dearly departed Sarah Bee.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? The USS Harvey Milk

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Ignorance + Righteous indignation =

Gold.

IoT puts assembly language back on the charts

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Happy

Re: Stop, just stop

I like that term, manglement.

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