Posts by RJPH

F*ck you, thunders disgruntled fanboi Apple user

There's a Linux penguin, a fanboi, and a Windows luser in a plane, and the pilot says,

we're carrying too much weight, one of you has got to go, and the fanboi says, well, I can't jump because ...

... we'd loose the weight quicker if either of those 2 jumped - they can be gone in a flash!

Britain's bingers out-boozed by Irish

There is some hope ..

Pg 24 of the report:

"QC3 On a day when you drink alcoholic beverages, how much do you usually drink? (to those who claimed to have drunk alcohol in the last 30 days - base = 17827 respondents)"

We share top spot for those that drink 7-9 & 10 or more drinks @ 6% along with Finland and Malta (although I reckon a fair number of those responding from Malta were British Expats!)

Right I'm off for a liquid lunch.

Adobe plots rebound with latest Creative Suite

Just sat through the CS5 launch material ...

'Content Aware' and 'Puppet Warp' are fantastic additions to Photoshop - will save hours of work!! Flash Catalyst also looks intriguing.

What I want to know is when will they stop overcharging based on geographical location. They're charging the US $699 for an upgrade vs £559.30 in the UK!! Over £100 dearer for the same download version FFS!

I agree with Marcus 8 ... although perhaps a more reaslistic divide todays price by 2.

My employer doesn't directly make any of it's cash through the use of Creative Suite - I'm part of a small team in a much wider organisation. As such they probably won't be upgrading ... again ... looks like I'll be stuck on CS3 at work - CS5 at home whenever it's released/cracked.

Historian slams 'absolutely crazy' UK time zone

an extra hour in bed?

I'd love to but knowing that the night is that little bit longer will only give me the excuse to stay up.

Paris? Cos she's looking down at her watch trying to figure out what time it is.