* Posts by Santa from Exeter

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Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

Santa from Exeter

Re: Not on your life will I vote for that lying CNUT!

Dan Paul.

Get off a UK site and crawl back under your rock.

The *only* 'Muslim threat to this country' is the one that has been generated by the bombing of civilians carried out under the 'War on Terror' TM, courtesy of the US Right Wing Idiots.

Trump is quite capable of ruining the US all on his own.

Attitudes like yours seem to match rather well with the cletus analogy offered earlier.

How's your banjo playing?

UK.gov pooh-poohs Virgin Media's whinge to Brussels over beefy broadband pot

Santa from Exeter

Re: it is no longer necessary in today’s investment-rich market

That's interesting.

How do you manage to dodge the mountain of crap from Sky, BT, Talk Talk etc.?

Hacking group Strontium dogs NATO and government targets

Santa from Exeter
Mushroom

Stronty Dogs

As H(C)rackers, I'd have thought the likes of the Styx Brothers were a more obvious choice :-)

IT contractors raise alarm over HMRC mulling 'one-month' nudge onto payrolls

Santa from Exeter

Re: Huge backfire

Core hours between 10-15 seems like bollocks as well.

Oh and don't forget non existent paid time off to prepare your cv for the next job and interviews.

Fucking retarded Daily Mail reader more like!

Northrop wins $55bn contract for next-gen bomber – as America says bye-bye to B-52

Santa from Exeter
FAIL

Re: So...Neil Barnes @ AC

Defense, as in defending Murica's "right" to impose their retarded values globally?

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

Santa from Exeter

Poltroon

No, I'm not describing Lester, merely offering the utterance up for public perusal

UK's Lloyds Banking Group scrambles to patch account-snooping security hole

Santa from Exeter

Questionable link?

Whilst I agree this is a pretty serious flaw, I hardly think it's appropriate to link it to the Certificate screwups as the article did. After all, HBOS et al had absolutely no control over that

BBC bypasses Linux kernel to make streaming videos flow

Santa from Exeter

Re: Alternative title @ AC

I call bullshit. Mellanox cards are specifically designed to *not* use the kernel

Mozilla to boot all plugins from Firefox … except Flash

Santa from Exeter

Re: Lights out

Dell DRAC requires the IcedTeaWeb plugin in order to launch the remote console. We use this extensively here at work, along with VMWare plugins.

I think that Red Hat will have to either port Firefox, or start supporting another browser as we have 600+ Linux desktops for Scientists and support staff.

Mold whine: Soylent superfood shipments stopped by spore scare

Santa from Exeter

Re: mould @ Dan Paul

.com ≠ .us

VW’s case of NOxious emissions: a tale of SMOKE and MIRRORS?

Santa from Exeter

Re: So..@garden_snail

"Unfortunately, our obsession with CO2 emissions has led to an explosion in demand for diesel-engined cars (in this country at least)."

A rather simplistic view of diesel cars in this country (assuming you mean the UK).

I think you might find that a lot of people (myself included) with older diesel cars *don't* see any benefit in VED, as they are assessed as PLG (one of the highest rates). Instead, they opt for diesels for the fact that they are relatively bullet-proof engines, which will easily last for over 200K miles and give far superior day-today MPG returns that petrol engines, especially in larger MPV's doing high mileage with significant load.

China launches 'pollution-free' rocket

Santa from Exeter
Alien

FTFY

China has already landed a rover on the Moon, the third nation to do so after Russia and the USA.

Lunokhod 1 - USSR - 1970

Apollo Rover - USA - 1971

BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'

Santa from Exeter
Childcatcher

Re: Sprint of the age

My time held dreams were full of you,

as you were when I left; still underage

Think of the children! :-)

Aussies turn to comic cat videos for comfort

Santa from Exeter

Spooling errur?

"feline overloads"

Is that what you get from watching too many cat vids?

Apple and Google are KILLING KIDS with encryption, whine lawyers

Santa from Exeter

@ Martin Summers

But don't forget, if 'The Law Abiding Public' are barred from using encryption, then only criminals will use encryption. Therefore this individual using encryption *must* be a Criminal QED. The Prosecution rests M'Lud

SPACE FARMER 'nauts arrive safely at International Space Station

Santa from Exeter
Happy

Interesting

"using the pillow concept in Veggie to grow healthy plants that can provide crew with food and recreation"

I didn't realise they were growing Weed as well!

'I'm COMING for you, DIRTBAG!': Ex-Sony chief Smedley to Kid Lizard hacker

Santa from Exeter

TL;DR

Rich twat is rich twat threatening parents of minor

Les unsporting gits! French spies BUGGED Concorde passengers

Santa from Exeter

Re: And how is this surprising

Alliances change indeed.

It wasn't really until the World Wars that the French were the Allies and the Germans were the Enemies.

Historically, the English have fought with the Germans (and their predecessors) *against* the French rather than vice versa, and have had a pop at the French on our own as well.

Except, of course, if You're Scots, in which case the French are the 'Auld Allies'

Thousands of 'lost data' reports mean we should ARM the ICO, says infosec bod

Santa from Exeter
FAIL

Anyone else see the gaping hole?

They are assuming that any device reported stolen contained sensitive data and was unencrypted.

It's all just marketing.

Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim

Santa from Exeter

Shielding

So, organic material works better than non-organic.

Maybe Bob Shaw had the right idea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_and_Overland#The_Wooden_Spaceships

Last flying Avro Vulcan, XH558, prepares for her swan song

Santa from Exeter

Awesome aircraft

I remember seeing a display by the Red Arrows with my partner (a Dead Sparrows afficionado).

As the display ended her comment was 'That's wierd, that's not how they usually end'.

Shortly afterwards they returned with the Vulcan in formation!

The noise accross the bay as she stood on her tail, went to full power and climbed near-vertically hit you in the chest with a sudden whoomph!!! and the alow motion aerobatics were a delight.

I'll definitely be making time to go to one of this years displays.

Polygraph.com owner pleads guilty to helping others beat lie detector

Santa from Exeter
Mushroom

Re: Polygraphs

But a stick *is* an IED detector, reliable as well.

Just keep on prodding the ground where there are likely to be IED's and you'll find one.

Surviving the result, that's the trick ----->

Anonymous benefactor to match today's Quid-A-Day donations

Santa from Exeter

Bugger!

Just got a mate to donate and he sent it to my personal page. Will this count oh Mysterious Benefactor?

It's the £30 one, so it will make a difference!

Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse taunted with sausage sarnie snap

Santa from Exeter

Re: 'two eggs/four slices of bread'

Actually (as anyone oop North will know) one slice of bread folded around the contents is a butty.

Usually deployed as either Chip Butties or Jam Butties

Santa from Exeter
Go

Re: Non-cooking bacon?

I believe that it refers to the fact that it comes in chunks, rather than slices. That does, however, make it perfect for adding to my Pease Pudding lunch for the week!

All systems go (although I have made a couple of tweaks since e-mailing Lester my list).

Quid-A-Day Nosh Challenge kicks off early for starvation veteran

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Thumb Down

Re: Welcome back, Toby

Yes, you get a prize.

Here is your 'Most Annoying Thread Hijack of the Week' award; in the 'Political Pointlessness' category.

El Reg reforms the Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse

Santa from Exeter

Re: Easy

I suspect that is just the 'posh' apple juice with bits. The 'from concentrate' cheap juice worked fine when I did it. Luckily, the last couple of years I have had access to free windfall apples to make the real thing.

Santa from Exeter
Pint

Re: Easy

Recipe for 5 gallons of 'Mock Hock'

5L clear apple juice

50g dried Elderflowers

5Kg white sugar

1 sachet wine yeast

Water

Pour apple juice into 5 gallon wine fermenter.

Add sugar

Add 2 kettles boiling water and dissolve sugar

Top up to 5 gallons with cold water

Add wine yeast and stir

Suspend small muslin bag containing elderflowers in top of liquid

Screw lid on and ferment under airlock until bubbles are < 1/minute

Rack off sediment.

Fine if needed

Filter/Polish if wanted

Bottle

Drinkable straight away, tastes better after about a month, keeps for 18 months without deteriorating in taste.

Makes about 30 bottles.

And yes, I brew beer as well :-) --->

Santa from Exeter

Re: Easy

No problem,

I've still got dome blackberries in the freezer waiting to be fermented :-)

I'm up for this, but it'll be a bugger cooking 'real' food for the Missus on the Friday :-(

Google open-sources Santa Claus

Santa from Exeter
Happy

Re: a fictional fatty?

It ain't ture!!!!!!! ( or true even)

{(-:)>

A Quid A Day for NOSH? Luxury!

Santa from Exeter

Oy, don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

'medieval England had the joy of pease pudding (essentially, porridge made from dried peas)'

There's actually a lot more to pease pudding than just the peas!

I plan to use it as a part of my 'quid a day' food when I manage to join the posse

Spotty Ceres baffles boffins with bright patches

Santa from Exeter
Alien

Re: Clangers

Nope, their dustbin lids weren't shiny.

It's the Iron Chicken

Did NSA, GCHQ steal the secret key in YOUR phone SIM? It's LIKELY

Santa from Exeter
FAIL

Re: VoteForPolicies.Org.Uk

What a load of tosh that site is.

They lump a load of policies together and ask you to decide if you'd consider voting for them or not.

"Cut the number of MPs and make constituencies more equally sized to give everyone’s vote a more equal weight." does not go with "Maintain the First-Past-The-Post voting system that makes it easy to kick out unpopular politicians, and delivers stable government."

If they really want it to be representative, they should split them all up.

Incidentally, first past the post doesn't make it easy to kick anyone out, due to voter apathy and voting for parties, rather than policies/personalities

Zoinks! Is that Mystery Machine Apple's SELF-DRIVING FAMILY WAGON? You decide

Santa from Exeter

Re: "rented by Apple"

Nah, they can give it back when they prang it

US military finds F-35 software is a buggy mess

Santa from Exeter

Biplanes

JLV

' obsolete biplanes going into WW2'

I give you the Fairey Swordfish

http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircraft/detail.asp?aircraft_id=571

and the Gloster Gladiator

http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircraft/detail.asp?aircraft_id=624

Interestingly, both often carrier launched :-)

Tesco preps for Big Data Engine dump: Laters, Clubcard dev

Santa from Exeter
Devil

Tesco vs the others

I find Tesco here far better than Sainsbury, also quite a bit cheaper. The staff in Tesco are friendly, and the customers don't give me snotty looks for my dress code not matching theirs :-) Also a lot easier since they re-introduced the 'scan as you shop' phasers.

I now refuse to shop in Sainsbo's anyway after the way they treated my daughter in their employ.

Lidl is okay, but there are always too few tills open for the queues.

Aldi isn't realistically any cheaper, and a right pain to get to with a *small* car park.

Morrison's is out of my way, and no cheaper than Tesco.

I have refused to shop in Asda since the chicken I had cooked leaked water out of the breast when I carved it (seriously, if it's that underweight it needs a litre of pumping up - put it back!)

The only thing I would consider buying in Waitrose is EPC horseradish since Tesco stopped stocking it.

Horses for courses

Icon *almost* looks like a shopping bag.

Saudi Arabia to flog man 1,000 times for insulting religion on Facebook

Santa from Exeter

Re: The dental student fiasco...

"goddamned / allahdamned / yahwehdamned"

Same thing, they're all the same God after all

I'll be back (and forward): Hollywood's time travel tribulations

Santa from Exeter

Re: Looper

Plus 1 for Looper.

I particularly liked the dissapearing limbs and appearing scar message, they showed that the writers had actually thought about the ramifications of time travel.

UK.gov rushes out broken 'Orphan Works' system as EU Directive comes in

Santa from Exeter

Re: European law?

No, the French have been making the laws to suit them, and the Germans then ignore them

Foxconn exec on iPhone 6: You're BENDING it WRONG

Santa from Exeter

Re: Ill give this my best shot...AC

You spelled it wrong, at some point, people, spoons and *coke* were involved in the design

Facebook apologizes for binning accounts of drag queens

Santa from Exeter

What's in a name

My handle on here is how I am known to a large section of the people I know, even my other half refers to me as Santa.

Facebook, however, forced me to use a different 'real' name.

It's still not the one I use at work/to the Poliss, but everyone who needs to know about it does.

Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to hefty bills

Santa from Exeter

Prejudice and reasonable people

John 110

"The idea of gaining independence and having to make our way by ourselves, knowing that our Southern neighbours are just waiting for a misstep"

I call prejudice myself there. If Scotland decide to go it alone; I, for one, won't be waiting with 'bated breath' for them to fail. I think there are pros and cons for both sides of the border in both scenarios.

I know a number of 'perfectly reasonable people' who just happen to be Scots. Some of them are eligble to vote in the referendum and some are not (by virtue of the fact of living in England, despite still being recognisably Scots and identifying themselves as Scottish, *not* English).

I have yet to hear one of them express a single positive opinion of, or thought for Salmond and his crew; and to a man/woman they are all opposed to this rhetoric fuelled, ill thought attempt to split from the <rhetoric> Big Bad English </rhetoric> although they might be of a different opinion if it wasn't being done in such a manner.

City hidden beneath England's Stonehenge had HUMAN ABATTOIR. And a pub

Santa from Exeter

Re: Beer AND Flesh?

You won't find it in the 'spoons, but check out Friar Tuck.

Besides, this is in Durrington, not Amesbury so maybe the Stonehenge Inn?

Beer in SPAAAACE: Photographic PROOF

Santa from Exeter
Pint

Beer!

*** Quite like the Grozet myself but I was a little disconcerted when the Roisin turned my pee pink!

New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

Santa from Exeter

Local Confusion

The letter from my City Council didn't make it clear whether they were honouring my previous opt-out or not.

Simply solved 'though, I just went on the Gov website and registered to vote online, choosing the 'bugger off admen' box

Sysadmin Day 2014: Quick, there's still time to get the beers in

Santa from Exeter
Facepalm

Users

We have an internal award of NOTW - Numpty of the week, awarded at our Monday Team meeting for such occurences as using rm -rf (unset variable)/*

Dungeons & Dragons relaunches with 'freemium' version 5.0

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Happy

Systems

I used to play Runequest for 'serious' roleplaying and Tunnels and Trolls for 'back from the pub and skin up' fun. I still fondly remember my T&T character going around with his testicles in his pouch looking for someone to sew them back on (he'd missed spotting the broken chair when jumping into the pit full of Troll shit)

Mobe battery flat? These ELECTRIC PANTS will pump things up

Santa from Exeter

Re: kids sizes

"Thirdly, The phone would have to be fairly sturdy and waterproof, or is that just my kids?"

I think you'll find most kids are sturdy and waterproof :-)

How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

Santa from Exeter

Re: As far as I am concerned

The key phrase there is 'in public'. Presumably, the Graduation Ceremony wasn't held on the local street, therefore the photographer should have at least obtained a Model Release form.

Amazon turns screws on French publisher: Don't feel sorry for Hachette, it's just 'negotiation'

Santa from Exeter

Re: Power corrupts

I think you'll find that in negotiations there is no 'victim'. Hachette are hardly small fry being tromped over by the big boy here despite their claims. They are using the press to try and sway opinion in their favour, and it looks like the 'Amazon haters' are doing some of the work for them

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