Posts by grimreality

Colorado vampire drives woman into canal

@AC

I have to admit I did love that one about the cobbled streets.

Don't know what this story has to do with Technology, but the post did remind me of all the nun and vampire pron you can get online.

I will be gone for a few minutes now, thanx.

Artificial 'black hole' generator fashioned out of circuit boards

wording

in a terrifying yet unambiguously newsworthy apocalypse incident

in a terrifying yet unambiguously newsworthy apocalyptic incident

This won't happen anyway as everyone who has an education will be privy to the fact that the world will end in December 2012. Which is also the reason I don't understand everyone getting so upset and over excited about the cost of the Olympics. The world will not be around so the cost won't matter.

Woman sues Google after highway knockdown

Proof that Darwin was wrong.

Darwin (who by some standards is classified as a genius) stated the Theory of Evolution, the strongest, fastest, smartest survive.

Well thanx to modern medicine and lawyers the human race has proved this to be completely false.

As Murphy's Law states in regard to programming.

Programmers are continously creating better more IDIOT proof software.

The Universe is continously creating bigger and better IDIOTs.

The Universe will always win.

Pandora plus Endor: Multi hab-moon motherworld discovered

COnvection ROtation and planetary Transits

COROT standing for COnvection ROtation and planetary Transits

CRAPt standing for Convetion Rotation And Planetary transits

On another possible flame exomoonologist, sounds like something Labour would come up with to give another relative a job for life. (for all the flaming trolls I understand this may be meaning outside earth. But then again if it is a moon it is outside earth)

Man could face prison over six second 'extreme porn' clip

Twisted Justice

A 60 something year old man can sexually assualt a 5 year old girl and get a fine.

A teenager can violently assualt someone and get community service.

But watch cartoon porn, or porn where the act is not in the missionary style and this gov't want you to do hard time.

Come may vote for an extreme party, far left or far right. Does not matter just get the entire set in office now out.

'Racist' job ad sparks investigation

@Bill Gould

Sorry but you have it all wrong.

This is how you sort out Quebec.

First build a big water tight wall around the province, make sure no one escapes and shoot those that try.

Then flood the entire place.

Once all Quebecers have sufiiciently drowned, send in the Armed Forces to remove the bodies.

Next take down wall and build one big ass shopping mall. Multiple stories with theme parks and cinemas.

Now open it and let the Yanks come in and spend money.

Stranded Hartlepool pair refuse coastguard rescue

Should have been left to their own devices

Prime example of what Darwins Theory of Evolution is a pile of crap. If it was true they would have and should have dies their in the cold as thier DNA should not be handed on to future generations.

The alternative is they should be charged for the cost of the rescue.

Greenock pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'

New icon required.

OK, there is no IT angle to this.

However, I would be willing to let it slide if you could give us a new litle blue v icon.

I guess bread was not the only thing being raised in this bakery section.

Nokia Q4 shows it ain't dead yet

Apple is not worth it

I don't mind the dekstop but for mobile phone I want something I can use and not be tied down like some S&M freak.

The iPad is going to be a flop unless Apple quickly gets a iPad 2.0 out with some added features such as phone capabilities, or camera, or a flash player, or actually just make it a tablet pc and not a big iPod touch.

Happy Data Protection Day

A tad bit ripe from the gov't

Keep your data private and be careful about giving out too much on social networking sites.

This from a gov't who has a business plan that involves forcing us to give over information that they then sell on to anyone willing to pay.

Microsoft hit with lawsuit over Xbox memory card ban

@Gareth

"Datel should've taken them to court in Brussels though... I'm not sure an American court will really favour a British company over one of their own."

Not necessarily the case as Datel have asked for this case to be heard by jurors, and most Americans hate big companies which could bias the case in favour of Datel.

Same thing happened when a Canadian bases company sued MS in Texas. The Canadian company won that case.

West Antarctic ice loss overestimated by NASA sats

So much for global warming caused by humans

OK, so the ice caps in the South have been melting for the past 20,000 years.

We have had cars, and oil, releasing all these vile gases causing global warming for 100 or so years.

Is it just me or does the above math not add up correctly.