* Posts by Steve 40

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Watch bandit IDed by own mobe snap

Steve 40
FAIL

Rare?

Raymond Weil, Accurist and Tag Heuer? Hardly...

Next from Apple: The Pocket iPad

Steve 40
Joke

I thought the clue was in the first line...

"Sources in Cupertino have exclusively confirmed to the Reg..."

Hah, like Apple has ever confirmed anything to the Reg, and exclusively? I think Steve Jobs would sexually harass himself with an Xbox before that happened!

I'm as disturbed as Sarah that so many people fail to understand satire, though. Le sigh.

Large Hadron boffin arrested on terrorism suspicion

Steve 40
Paris Hilton

"Large Hadron boffin"

Just how large was the boffin in Reg standard units?