* Posts by Stoneshop

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Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Must be fairly new rule,

Nope, goes back to 1998[1] at least, because I ran afoul of it when I had just gotten my sidecar rig. And McD franchises are insuficiently independent that they can set such a rule individually, if they can think one up in the first place.

[1] so that's been 15 years without McD "food". Can't say I miss it.

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FAIL

Re: Blimey....

Bikes / Motorobikes. As pointed out, how are you going to carry the items? On handed on a bike / motorbike? Well if you do, then it sums you intellegence up.

Yours, rather. It's been mentioned already that it can be done, and how to do it properly ANDsafely.

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Coat

Re: Does anyone know

one's high horse

That's a horse doing horse?

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Re: @AC

As a motorcyclist & cyclist I can assure you that it's not safe to ride while holding onto anything but the handlebars

Cycling: I can hold a bag and have both hands on the handlebar by simply gripping the bag and the bar together. It's perfectly doable for just about anyone over the distance you have to cover to get out of the drive-through. Once out of it you may want to put it in a messenger bag, backpack or pannier, eat the contents or fling them against the service window as an act of protest, but at no point is it even remotely unsafe.

Motorcycling: put the bag between your legs, pull out of the drive-through, and proceed as above. In my case I could simply open the topcase and ask the service window person to put the bag in there. Which I have done at a not-McD drive-through.

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Re: Does anyone know

They interpret this to mean 'motor vehicles' - motor-cyclists and moped users will be served,

Not so.

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Facepalm

Re: Eh?

p.s. saw a cyclist soar through a red light at a junction of probably the 3rd and 4th busiest roads in my town - both hands busy eating a bag of crisps. Things like this give me homicidal urges

Why? If he manages to evade Darwin, I see no reason to override that. If he doesn't, well, problem solved anyway.

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Go

Top Gear as well

using a Marauder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

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FAIL

Re: Does anyone know

It's not safe to hand over a collection of burgers in bags and drinks to a cyclist or motorcyclist

And it's not safe either to hand a cup of hot coffee to a driver who might dump it in his/her lap while driving off.

I've been refused service in a McD's drive-through while riding a SIDECAR motorcycle, so no risk of tipping over, ample place to put the bag anywhere SAFE instead of in my lap, and all this is perfectly obvious to anyone but the most moronic of burger-flippers.

Verity's summer songs for programmers: Sing your pals to sleep()

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Summer

"What better way to dispel the rainy gloom of an English summer,

It's working quite well it seems, and also across the North Sea.

How our shaken Reg Playmonaut survived a 113,000ft stratodangle

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Boffin

Re: THIS is what you get...

If you need to have another go with this config, put an arm on the main box sticking out backwards, at least one linguini past the CHAV's tail. Then attach the chute pullout line to the end of that arm, so that it is more or less taut. This will keep the chute from tangling.

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

Stoneshop
Holmes

Perhaps we should also sue our OEM PC vendors for not providing a shortcut entitled bellend on the keyboard

"End" is already there as a key, "Bell" is Ctrl-G, so that's two keystrokes (of which one chord) instead of six.

Gadgets are NOT the perfect gift for REAL men

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WTF?

Re: Simple enough

I was told many decades ago never to buy a woman a present that had a plug on it

So, it should have been a cordless Powerfile.

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FAIL

Re: Power tools are gadgets too

Gadgets don't rip up a 10cm concrete floor - power tools do. Real power tools, that is,

What it was like to grow up around the world's first digital computers

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Boffin

Re: Use case

400Hz AC -- allowing the power supply components to be smaller was the reason I was given

Indeed. A transformer's power rating is the core area times the working frequency times some factor, so if your frequency goes up, the transformer's size can go down while keeping the same power specification. Also, smoothing capacitors need only buffer 1/800 sec instead of 1/100 (or 1/120) sec., so you can use smaller caps (in value, which translates to physically smaller again).

Elon Musk's Grasshopper tops 300m, lands safely

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Totally useless "technology" "invention".

Until you get it wrong of course. That's what the computer is for.

Oh, definitely. Computers allow us to stuff up things much faster, much more accurately and with perfect repeatability.

Germans brew up a right Sh*tstorm

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Coat

Re: "the frankly horrible le ferry-boat"

(the horrible term "car-ferry" is often used in later case).

However horrible, it was in use in Roman times already, as one of the characters in Asterix is called Carferrix.

Tickle my balls, stroke my button and blow the fluff from my crack

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Go

Trackballs

I have a considerable stash of Trackman Marble FXes, two or three in use at home, one at work, and a couple of spares. As a bonus the one at work keeps colleagues from grabbing my input devices when they want to show something, using my computer (I hate that).

The other pointing device I use is the venerable IBM (now Lenovo) clitmouse. Conventional mice, whatever number of buttons they may have, don't really work for me.

US Navy coughs $34.5m for hyper-kill railgun that DOESN'T self-destruct

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FAIL

Re: check the numbers. $34. 5 to *Billions* Above Estimate.

Zmodem, please shut your trap until you know that you know what you're talking about.

(which is, by current estimates, a couple of million years from now)

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Facepalm

Ah, it's zmodem again

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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Boffin

Re: Nifty

5) Winning the pumpkin-launching competition.

Anvil-launching. Pumpkins don't conduct very well.

Flippin' Equus! Unfeasibly old horse bone DNA triumph

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Coat

If they were

beating it at some point, they would certainly have a world record there.

(one that would be hard to beat)

Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

Stoneshop

Re: VAX 11/725 and 11/730

We don't allow cleaners in any of our server rooms

Fair enough, but this was not a server room. This was somewhat of an annex to the administration and planning office, with maybe 10 people working there and using that system, the only one around. Mind, this was 1986, give or take a year..

The 11/725 was somewhat of a predecessor of the MicroVAX line, systems meant to be put in an office, next to one's desk. Internally it was as good as identical to the 11/730, but where the 730 was a rackmount system with a cabinet that could take a diskdrive and a particular tapeunit, the 725 had a BA123-like cabinet, with a Rsomething25 disk unit (fixed disk and cartridge combined, somewhere around 25MB each). I can't recall what that cabinet was called.

The real BA123 however was better suited to office environments, with no single air intake that could get blocked by bin bags and such.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

. Just when you thought it couldn't go any further, there it was again in a new place doing its thing

Down in boreholes in Arizona, together with a Device Under Test: a nuclear bomb. Connected to another one topside, equipped with core memory. Even if that one was not expected to survive being tossed about, they could still try and read out the data in memory in another system.

Being asked whether they wanted service contracts on those PDPs (11/23 or 11/03 IIRC), the answer was "Nah, they're just consumables".

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FAIL

Motorola 68010

That's what? 1982?

You still have much to lear regarding 'old', grasshopper.

(currently teasing an Olivetti Programma 101 back to working order)

Stoneshop
FAIL

Stop press - there's life for VMS after Itanic

Quite right. I worked at a place a few years ago - their HR and payroll ran on a 32 bit x86 based VMS machine. It weighed about 60 pounds and it's uptime was more than 6 years.

So, the porting _has_ been done, but no-one's been told about it until now.

Stoneshop

VAX 11/725 and 11/730

There's a story I want to share with you.

I was sent out to fix a VAX11/725, that would quite frequently halt (as in, couple of times per week) for no apparent reason. No crashes, and they would find the poor thing in the morning, powered off I went, checked, found no probable faulty component, replaced a sensor board, but the problem persisted. I replaced a power harness. No dice. We hooked up a logic probe and it, after yet another of those halts, pointed to the airflow sensor. Which was clean, but still, it _had_ triggered the power controller. The intake filters were OK, not squeaky-clean, but I have seen much worse, and those systems didn't trip.

We got a swap unit in (an 11/730) and I took the 725 away to the PRC. Took it apart, cleaned it, replaced every bit of harness that even just looked scuffed, replaced the temp and airflow sensors, and I think I replaced the sensor board yet again, for good measure. Then ran it, without a single hiccup, for two weeks.

So back to the customer it went, the very cleanest 11/725 in all of Europe, and lo, it was halted again the next bloody day. Something that the 11/730 had not suffered from, even though being in the same place, connected to the same power and everything.

Now the time of the halts as seen from the last opcom message would seem to implicate the cleaners, but the system was in a recessed space with its power cord plugged in somewhere behind it, and there was a free wallsocket in plain view for the cleaners to use. They would have to reach over and behind the system to unplug its cord, and plug it back in afterwards; one could think that the 730, being higher, made that more difficult. If that was the modus operandi in the first place, which was rather unlikely. Still, the correlation was unmistakeable.

Dirty power and other such causes had been ruled out in the meantime, so finally a colleague went and sat there, thermosflask of coffee with him, waiting for the cleaners to enter and reveal their nefarious ways. and sure enough, the cleaners came, one plugged the vacuum into the visible wallsocket and started vacuuming, the other emptied the wastebaskets, then took the waste bag from the paper shredder, tied it up and put it aside.

Right in front of the poor 11/725's air intake. Fwump. Clack.

Stoneshop

Re: I wonder just how deep the nuclear industry's pockets are...

Fortunately, HP has never touched any of DEC's PDP business. It was sold to Mentec (with everything needed to keep building and developing PDP11's) even before DEC being gobbled by Compaq.

Stoneshop

Re: MINC-11?

Hi, Tanuki,

how are the wolves?

Stoneshop
Boffin

PDP excavation

Two years back we were offered a PDP11 that was kindof stuck in a cellar. It had to be moved out, as the house was being sold (and as the owner was unable to take it with him, it was either to whoever wanted it, or scrap). It turned out to be an 11/44 in a half-height cabinet, with a second cabinet with a 67MB Control Data disk drive with 5 disk packs to go with it, and a Kennedy tape drive.

We had to severely disassemble the lot, until the parts were of a size and weight that you could manhandle up the spiral cellar stairs (they must have been straight when the system was put there; several of the nuts and bolts we _had_ to loosen had never been loosened before). Fortunately one of the guys who came to rescue the system had been a DEC FS tech, and knew which bolts, brackets and other fastening-type hardware had to be undone to get the lumps of iron to separate into chunks that had a chance of getting up those stairs.

It's now reassembled and waiting refurbishing of the diskdrive. The tape drive at least needs its vacuum system adjusted, but that's not as essential. The system itself is about ready to go.

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Pint

Low DEC badge numbers

I'm sure there have been replies to this article made by 5-digit, and maybe even 4-digit badge numbers

(I'm just 201462)

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FAIL

Re: you are wrong, VMS breath !

The PDP-11's (and PDP-8's) did not (at least in the late 70's) run VMS, they ran a group of OS's named RTS/E, RSX and Ultrix. Ultrix was a clone of Unix, which was born on At&t 3B systems, which were clones of PDP's.

Total and utter bollocks. With a hulahoop and bells on.

None of the PDP families ever ran VMS. And neither did they ever run Ultrix, because those are 32-bit OSes and none of the PDP families had that amount of data bits.

AT&T 3b's were late to the party, appearing in the late '70's when the groundwork for Unix goes back to 1969. They also were 32-bit systems, implying that they can't have been a clone of any of the PDPs.

Now shut the fuck up, or I'll find a Massbus cable and thread it through your intestine so that it sticks out either end.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Do they have spare parts?

Most of the board would be empty apart from traces, and all the work would be done by a small FPGA

DEC already had single-chip PDP CPU's; you could put a large part of what was then still needed as external support circuitry on the die with it today without much effort.

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Facepalm

Re: Do they have spare parts?

There are a couple of companies making PDP11 addin boards for PCs that emulate a PDP11.

What's on the board is a PDP. The PC is just its fancy I/O system.

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: 2038 and all that

when the 32-bit clock counter rolls over and we find ourselves back in the 1970's.

Depends. Real-time systems don't necessarily need to be aware of the current wall-clock time. "There's an item coming down the assembly line, it needs to be sprayed/welded/have a barcode stuck on/whatever", is not a task that requires the robot to know whether it's 19-jun-2013, 1-jan-1970 or 19-jan-2038.

In the run-up to Y2K, I was told several routers had to be replaced because their firmware was not Y2K-compliant and they couldn't be upgraded to handle the then-current firmware version that was. After a brief check I reported that the longest-running router had still 42 months to go before *it* would hit that particular date which was roughly half a year away on our calender, and that one which had just been rebooted happily lived in late 1993 with no ill effects. From which I deduced that if any of them would ever reach their Y2K-rollover, the worst that would happen was that they wouldn't be routing for a few minutes until they had finished rebooting, just as with any other interruption, the chance of which occurring would be way greater.

No routers were replaced that year.

Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic

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Pint

Well

We'll have to swicth to Ouisghian Zodah.

Boffins find evidence Atlantic Ocean has started closing

Stoneshop
Holmes

Bering Strait Bridge

The most difficult bit would actually be the roads either side of it to link it to the civilised world.

On the west side it's just a bloody long distance; the eastern side is much more difficult as you have to cross Alaska before you can get to Canada.

Swedish watchdog: Google's chocolate cloud? Nej, not private

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http://www.heise.de/ct/schlagseite/2012/10/gross.jpg

Ex-Palm CEO Rubinstein wishes HP sale never happened

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FAIL

Re: BORG

The only RPN calculators still available from HP are a handfull of financial models that they've been making for 30 years with maybe a tweak here or there. No HP41-like powerhouses, not even a general purpose programmable model.

And RPN IS awesome. HP however, has long ago forsaken that moniker.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: HP

"We are the company where promising technology comes to die."

"We are the company that buys promising technology and kill it because we don't know what the fornication we are to do with it."

Scientists investigate 'dark lightning' threat to aircraft passengers

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Coat

Re: But... how...????

Don't tell Greenpeace about about all that radioactive Radon gas coming out of the rocks

First read that as 'out of their socks'

Windows NT grandaddy OpenVMS taken out back, single gunshot heard

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@99.COM

$ cnt = 99

$ msg = f$fao("!UB month!1%C!%Es!%F of VMS support", cnt)

$ loop:

$ write sys$output f$fao("!AS on the wall!/!-!AS", msg)

$ write sys$output "Take one down and pass it around"

$ cnt = cnt - 1

$ if cnt .gt. 0

$ then

$ msg = f$fao("!UB month!1%C!%Es!%F of VMS support", cnt)

$ write sys$output f$fao("!AS on the wall!/", msg)

$ wait 00:00:02

$ goto loop

$ else

$ write sys$output "No more months of VMS support on the wall"

$ endif

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Facepalm

Re: had systems up 400+ days (on Linux)

Easy enough if you're not applying kernel updates, which is not the smartest thing to do if that machine is connected to the Internet.

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FAIL

Re: Bye VMS

Just thought you should see this:

YOu think we haven't seen that already, a gazillion times since the day NT came along?

Stoneshop

Re: Fault finding

Yeah, there was a wealth of info there, and not just technical. Most of the notesfiles had no official status, but at least they were a searchable source, and could point you to the right FCOs, SPDs etc. It's never even been ported to Alpha, AFAIK, which baffles me.

I think the closest comparison, functionality-wise, would be Usenet, but with one central server instead of being distributed, and with infinite retention.

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Pint

Re: Vax Notes

All you'd need to do was after the first purge change the version limit property of the directory to 1.

That would need a rather crafty setup, as any directory from your home directory down would be owned by you, so you'd be able to change the file limit back, and he'd need to have a batchjob running that sets the file limit on any directory you've created that day, plus purge the files in it anyway. Having directories not owned by you but writable by you (so you can't change the file limit) requires more acl-fu than I'd care to think up after working hours.

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Pint

Re: Fault finding

An ex-colleague here; I seem to recall your name from one of the tech/FS VaxNotes conferences.

Stoneshop

Re: It Used to be the Unix/VMS Divide

So do you we need an 'industrial archaeology' of computing?

It's good to know what wheels have been invented already, what their flaws and strengths are, and in what contexts they work best.

That way you might not end up with the Microsoft Triangular Wheel: Now With 33% Less Bumps Per Rotation than the Microsoft Square Wheel*)

*) Sale of the Microsoft Square Wheel Gold WIth Rounded Corners withdrawn pending a patents dispute with Apple.

Stoneshop

Re: Sad

In the cluster internals the node number is a single byte, which can't be 0 or 255 (and 254, I think), so theoretically you could go up to 253, but that includes cluster storage controllers.

You'll need a serious amount of kit, and need to spend some time on storage and interconnect layout, but after that it'll Just Work.

Whether a sane setup needs a cluster that big is another matter entirely, but the IT definition of 'sane' is anything but, anyway.

Boffins hide cute kitty behind invisibility shield

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Duh

If you experiment with cats and goldfish, of course the fish will disappear.

Look out, fanbois! EVIL charger will inject FILTH into your iPHONE

Stoneshop
FAIL

Preparation is the key.

The iCharger an iPhone owner has at home is most likely the original iCharger, or else one of the bazillion clones all looking almost exactly like an original iCharger You, wanting to perform nefarious activities, just have to buy one of those, and for good measure just a few of the other models of the aftermarket iPhone chargers, modify them, and replace the found iCharger with that one of yours looking just like it.

Just one burglary needed