Re: Douglas Adams
Going in to the office for just a bloody laptop? OK, if you're starting a new job, but that doesn't really apply to me. But still.
Three months back an email landed in my inbox, declaring that my laptop's time was up and that I should come into the office[0] and swap it for a new one. Which, according to that missive, would take fifteen minutes[1].
"So, for a matter that would take 15 minutes you requite me to expose myself for at least three hours to a seriously elevated risk of COVID contagion?. Colleagues have gotten their replacement laptops sent out; I expect my laptop's replacement to be treated no different."
This went unanswered for three months, then, without any explanation for the delay, I got asked for my address[2] to send the laptop to. Also, what cable would I need for an external monitor? "Two. DV]" "No Displayport or HDMI?" "No, it uses one of four inputs to a dual-screen DVI KVM switch and I'm not going to replace that plus the cards in the other three systems out of MY pocket (although you're free to supply me one, plus the three cards and the required cables). And it all runs fine at QHD, so I see no reason to start replacing anything, ". "Oh, Um. OK, I'll send an USB-C to DVI and a HDMI-DVI along"
Laptop arrives, with two pages of instructions that start with "Connect the laptop to your wireless". Looking the thing over it indeed has no Ethernet socket. Call the fellow who sent me those mails and query the absence of a hardware network connection. Get a load of waffle about wireless security and encryption and whatnot, where the actual matter is that wireless at my desk at home would be outperformed by a 56k modem due to the desk's position vis-a-vis the access point, and the materials separating them. Which, so far, hadn't mattered as everything in that room uses wired Ethernet. Grudgingly I get sent an USB-C Ethernet dongle.
Just waiting for a day with no urgent matters on the roster that would require me to be online to the office, to get this new one going.
[0] Hadn't been there since one and a half year at least. Also, not my office anyway, but close by.
[1] Harhar. That would be just the swapping and the basic setup getting Outlook, Teams and OneDrive going. Average total time in our department getting all the tools set up somewhat satisfactorily: a full working day.
[2] Apparently some external party, as otherwise my address would just plop out of a HR query.