* Posts by Stoneshop

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Need a Ferranti Pegasus board in your life? Brit computing history could be yours for four figures

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Flame

Ferranti amp

The book also contained a design for a 100 W/channel power amplifier, but it wasn't really suitable for home use as it needed a 3-phase power

Two questions:

- wasn't it actually a space heater that someone at Ferranti bolted an amp design to for some obscure reason?

- my hobby room does have a 3-phase power outlet, fused at 25A. Can you give me the title of this book (I take it it's pre-ISBN)?

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Holmes

Just yesterday his leaky org claimed blackmailers had threatened to reveal "sexual" things alongside other details of Assange’s life inside the embassy; the group claimed that miscreants were trying to squeeze €3m out of it.

I get those mails too, suggesting that the non-existent webcam in my 'device' (apparently they don't bother to detect whether it's a laptop, tablet or desktop, and which of the dozen or so it was I allegedly used at the time) can record me fapping, so lack of internet access shouldn't be much of a problem either.

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Coat

How's Danny John-Jules involved?

Exactly. What was dragged out of the Equadorian embassy looked more like a white dwarf than a red one.

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Coat

Re: Interesting timing ....

Imagine an airport where departing planes have to taxi uphill t

... both ways, with just a handful of cold, poisonous gravel for fuel, etc.

Welcome your new ancestor to the Homo family tree; boffins have discovered a new tiny species of human

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Boffin

Re: the foot bone connected to the knee bone...

...the knee bone connected to the skull bone,

Well, not any more, tendons, muscle and cartilage don't generally survive over that timespan. Plus, they were of multiple individuals in the first place.

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Boffin

Re: Which is it?

" lived on the island 700.000 years ago' or " started populating the islands 67.000 years ago"

These bones are 67k years old; other finds point to humanoids living on the islands 700k years back, but those might not have been the same species as no direct evidence to that effect has (yet) been found.

Edinburgh-based rocket botherer seeks UK or overseas launch location for fun times, maybe more

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Pint

Re: Edinburgh has been preparing for a rocket launch since 1840

"Beam me up, Scott"

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

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Re: Data storage on vinyl

I have a 12" single by Kissing The Pink called The Other Side Of Heaven.

Aha, that's the one. I knew there was such a record by one of the British New Wave bands as the record library I was volunteering with at the time had it in its collection, but my brain kept suggesting Fiction Factory even though I could not find a title that appeared to be the one.

The program showed an animated wireframe figure.

7" flexidiscs have been used for distributing programs (there's one in our computer museum's collection); for normal audio they don't sound that bad anyway, and are probably one step above no-name cassettes played on a cheap recorder with a misaligned dirty head.

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RFC1149

As official as it gets.

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Data density

Is it only me, or was floppies (1.2M) in general more reliable than stiffies (1.44M)?

The 1.2M drive's tracks are a little wider (alignment less critical and better signal) as well as having some more distance between them. But I haven't really encountered any noticeable difference in reliability between them as long as you didn't go with bargain-bin no-name disks.

Lip-reading smart speakers: Just what no one always wanted

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Coat

accidentally tell Alexa

to buy 400 rolls of toilet paper simply by clearing your throat. farting.

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

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Mushroom

and not a single window we can open

"There's no problem that can't be solved by the judicious use of high explosives"

Windows won't even resist an office chair or, even better, a desk bike used as a battering ram.

Altered carbon: Boffins automate DNA storage with decent density – but lousy latency

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Thumb Up

An entire data centre the size of a sugar cube?

“Hey,” he said, “is that really a piece of fairy cake?”

He ripped the small piece of confectionery from the sensors with which it was

surrounded.

“If I told you how much I needed this,” he said ravenously, “I wouldn’t have

time to eat it.”

He ate it.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Pirate

... without having to shoot them.

Although that might well be the most sensible option occasionally, "pour encourager les autres"..

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Pint

Re: The only conspiracy

watch Parliament TV and take a drink every time you see a liar.

Just take a drink every time you take a drink. Same result, and takes less attention.

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: The only conspiracy

Which book?

War and Peace by Tolstoj might be a good start, followed by Hofstadter's Gödel, Escher, Bach. Defragging should be finished once you get two-thirds into the Brothers Kamarazov.

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

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Re: Since when...

American Cheese

Which is not even the summit of Cheesy Horror. That is reserved for the variant in aerosol cans.

Functionally equivalent to spray-on glue, which I expect to actually taste better.

Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report

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Headmaster

Re: Across the pond

Gene Cash : ALL the banks suck

Eponysterical

How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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Thumb Up

Re: Long way around the barn!

I always take with me some superglue, that I use to patch small cuts in my fingers*

One day way back I was installing some wiring in my dad's house. Lacking stripping pliers I resorted to using a Stanley knife to take off the isolation; press down wire onto cutting edge with thumb, roll it around a bit. With the blade rather dull one needed quite a bit of force to cut through the isolation.

Then came the moment I got to look at the inside of my thumb, as someone had put a new blade in. It was a nice clean, almost surgical cut, with almost no bleeding. So I held it closed, grabbed the superglue, put a drop or two over the incision, added a sticking plaster to keep out the dirt and went on working. It healed without a problem, although the misalignment in the fingerprint is still visible after forty years.

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Facepalm

Re: Long way around the barn!

and don't look removable without a special set of tools (or a wrecking bar, which I rarely take on a trip).

You don't?

I find that just having my Leatherman on me reduces the possibility that a stubborn bit of hardware would be giving me grief to near-zero, and the few that still do either get compliant PDQ or they just fail to live to regret it. It also gave a receptionist at the Natural History Museum the full-on heebiejeebies, but that's another matter (I wanted to leave it at the reception desk like I had done several times in other museums around London, and he wouldn't even touch it to put it in a ziploc bag in a locker)

Holy sh*tsnacks! Danger zone! Edinburgh Uni's Archer 2 super 'puter will cost a cool £79m

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Thumb Up

Perfect timing

Switch it on now, and it could be able to figure out the solution to the Brexit backstop for the Irish, according to Hammond himself. Next would be Scottish independence and return to the EU, but it might need a slice of fairy cakehaggis for that.

UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming

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Re: Panic

Exactly! But two is not numerous!

These are the two only MAX8 accidents. Not just the two that appear to be similar from a larger number of accidents, but the only two accidents so far. And they have rather striking similarities., enough so that it's quite likely attributable to a common cause.

Stoneshop

Re: The reason that the Max series need MCAS

As it loses sensors, it fails back to simpler and simpler rules, based on how much information it is sure of.

The moment it starts singing "Daisy Bell" ...

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Re: An already safe...

Technically, the DeHavelland Comet is more reliable at this point. 2 were lost after a year in service.

Just looking at the number of crashed aircraft done in by a particular failure, yes (there had been two other write-offs before that, but those were respectively an actual pilot error on takeoff, and structural failure of the main wing spar in a severe thunderstorm). But crashes are usually counted against either flown distance, number of takeoffs and landings, or passenger-miles, depending on what metric you're interested in. Comet just reached 112 aircraft total with a fair number of them built after the 1954 losses; there are over 350 MAX8's in operation already (well, maybe not at this moment, IYKWIM). So the statistics are slightly different.

The contenders for 'worst aircraft accident stats' are probably the Caproni CA60 (one built, only a single short flight, pilot unhurt, plane totalled) and the Caproni CA48 (again only one built, wing failure at 1000m altitude, 14 fatalities)

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Facepalm

Re: Already a patch available?

The fact Boeing already know in which direction to patch is the most worrysome to me. How can they already know how to fix an issue they don´t know yet?

Boeing were already working on a fix after the Lion Air crash (and the not-crash preceding it), but those things need to go through the relevant authority (in this case the FAA) before they can be rolled out.

Trump's Wall Tantrum (a.k.a. the recent US govt shutdown) delayed that for five weeks.

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: Blofeld's cat

It's so that when the radiation turns you into a zombie, you can't get up and walk away

But wouldn't the radiation give you superhuman (or in this case superzombie) strength?

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Facepalm

Re: Cocking up personal data

It's blind assumption that anything coming up on the screen must be right.

Working at DEC you get a badge with your employee number, and I was to get a freshly-issued one when I transferred to a different department. The first thing I note is that the employee number is wrong; it has two digits transposed. However, the security bozo handing out those things was adamant it was the right number.

"Do you really think that the number ABCDEF that I've been assigned, and used for over the past six years is the wrong one, and the number ACBDEF that happens to be on your screen and on this freshly-made badge is correct?".

"It says ACBDEF on this list, so yes."

"Well, you can wipe your arse with that list because it is wrong. This <showing well-worn badge> is my badge, and that one <pointing at new one on desk> is not. Go poke HR to send out a new list, and let me know when you have a badge with the number ABCDEF for me to collect. In the meantime I'll be wearing this old one even though it's not for this department. Good morning."

Uber won't face criminal charges after its robo-car killed woman crossing street

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Headmaster

Re: Safety driver?

but it will alert you and begin to break heavily if it thinks you will hit something,

No, it might break heavily if you actually hit something because of insufficient braking.

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Re: What? The car can't do emergency braking on it's own?

When did you last commute by train?

I did, yesterday. And on Monday. And the entire week before. And the one before that, except Thursday. And so on for at least the past fifteen years.

Most days I can get half an hour of reading or work in both ends of the day.

Stoneshop

Re: Safety driver?

Reflectors and headlights are both strongly directional.

Reflectors cast back most of the light in the direction from which they are illuminated. Spoke reflectors and reflective tyre sidewalls happen to be very good at pointing out there's a bicycle ahead of you if you're not approaching it from straight on or behind. Especially since the 'two wheels' shape should immediately clue you in on what's that thing ahead of you.

And I can see those reflectors well before they're in the actual headlight beams.

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Boffin

Re: The reg wanted to see a police review?

They could evaluate the car with the code, put it to some tests, perhaps...at whose expense?

Who else but Uber?

If someone builds or significantly modifies a vehicle (and turning it into an autonomously moving lump of metal is, IMNSHO, at the significant end of significant), it needs to be tested for roadworthiness at the builder's expense, and if it fails and needs to be re-tested after fixes are applied, again at the builder's expense.

So if whatever department is responsible for the roadworthiness of Uber's flimflam decides to test it, it's Uber who'll have to foot the bill. At most they can say that the bill would be excessive and retract the vehicle from the test, but then it won't have a roadworthiness certificate and Uber can't go out and mow down pedestrians with it.

The first ZX Spectrum prototype laid bare... (What? It was acceptable in the '80s)

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Boffin

With a bit of tinkering

you could break out the input to the modulator and run it into a composite-to-VGA converter.

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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FAIL

Re: Cell phone tracking restricted

Yes? An entirely different kind of tracking that Google et.al. want to achieve: knowing where you are, who you interact with, what websites you visit and what stuff you buy from whom. CONTINUOUSLY. So that they can determine patterns and use that data to sell advertising space.

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Pirate

Don't hold your breath.

Indeed. Holding Zuckerberg's breath is the much better option. Half an hour minimum.

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Headmaster

Re: Google too

Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Facebook: they all want access to the one tracker we keep on us: our mobile phone.

For values of 'mobile phone' equal to 'smartphone'.

Tracking my phone[0] is restricted to the people having that kind of access to cell phone tower data. So not none, but severely restricted. And I've yet to see that info being used for advertising by entities other than my provider.

[0] apparently called a 'feature phone', even though its appeal is its utter lack of features.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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Boffin

Re: Sorry, but...

One of the items to be disposed of was a CRT monitor.

I once heaved a TV set out of a fourth floor window. This was one that had a pane of security glass in front of the face of the tube, so pre-1960-ish. Case was left intact and the back cover was still on too, plus the impact area was well-marked and cleared of anything that might go 'ouch' or worse.

Nearly all of the splinters were still inside, save a few that had exited via the crushed side panel into the pavement.

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FAIL

Re: At a former company

Do you know that it only takes a couple of strokes with a hacksaw to remove a Kensington cable lock?

In one of the past department moves I ended up with a desk that someone else's laptop was still chained to. Lacking a hacksaw, and not having my cordless angle grinder with me I took to the cable with my Leatherman. About two minutes later my desk was utterly devoid of any Kensingtoned laptops except my own, and the offending one was put in a cupboard with the ominous frayed cable end still attached.

Two weeks later the laptop's owner came to collect it, and was seriously dismayed to find it not locked down, instead just put aside like that. It was my day off, and my colleagues feinted ignorance of the unKensingtoning; "We found it like that and put it in the cupboard."

The laptop was the company's security officer (whose previous laptop was nicked by some thieving scrotes who had just heaved a pavement tile through a ground floor window and had made off with half a dozen lappies that hadn't been locked down).

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Facepalm

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

It stood out in the rain for a year until it was a rusting heap and was eventually sold for scrap metal value. Brand new and unused.

I know of a mid-end cutting plotter, part of the inventory of a signage company that went bust. It was rendered scrap by the company taking over the remnants as one of their geniuses needed a small fan for some decoration project; the (only) person in the original company who knew how to operate the plotter and who would dearly have loved to keep it, was still owed well over the value of said plotter

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Mushroom

Re: Sorry, but...

If the equipment survived a week or two of their testing, a box was ticked and equipment declared "ruggedized for combat".

From an Usenet .dig: "If being dropped from an airplane into what's essentially a minefield is considered 'moderate handling', what would be considered 'rough handling'?"

"Being shipped USPS"

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

Stoneshop

Re: Not just businesspeople

One of the tings that I take with me is a USB wallwart and every type of cable I can think of.

UNHCR has involved IKEA in creating refugee shelter housing. The units come equipped with, among other features, solar panels and an USB charger.

They can even be assembled without the need for a hex key or any other tool.

(I wonder if the assembly instruction booklet has the IKEA Person running away from falling bombs, a tsunami and an armed terrorist as its first panel)

Stoneshop

Re: C5, C6, C7, C8, C13, C14

Is C14 the C13 with a notch?

C14 is the inlet for a C13 which is the female end of your standard equipment cable. 'Kettle lead is actually incorrect, as kettles and the like need C15 (female) and C16 (male) connectors because of the higher temperature rating, and these are the one with the notch. You'll find that C13/C14 plug bodies tend to be thermoplastic, C15/C16 are thermohardening and the cable has a higher temperature rating too

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Trollface

people haven't been able to trust fiat currencies

Figures. Italian dosh. Although they've been able to buy Chrysler,

Stoneshop

The other day I found a 1M USB A Male > USB A Female cable.

Back when the first thumbdrives (Hah. From their size and capacity they must have been built using core memory) started appearing, those cables were pretty ubiquitous, allowing people to plug in those drives without blocking the entire I/O panel and most of the ventilation grids. Some even came with those drives, and you could buy ones with the female end in the form of some lump so that you could put it on your desk and not have to dive behind the tower case to plug in or retrieve the drive.

Stoneshop

Re: International plugs

When travelling I take a 6 way 13A UK mains block plugged up with all the power blocks & USB chargers, then fit a single international adapter on the 13A plug.

Back in the mists of time I acquired a four-way socket with an IEC14 inlet. Unfortunately, after several moves it's now Somewhere In A Box, and I look forward to the day That Box emerges from the Large Stash Of Boxes.

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Flame

Re: Solar car.

Plastic and heat don't get along well.

Two words: Peltier cooler.

Where to dump the excess heat is left as an exercise for the reader.

UK banking was struck by one IT fail every day for most of 2018

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Trollface

Duration

The surprise result will be IT meltdown bank TSB, which reported just 16 incidents during the final three-quarters despite its chaotic year.

So, 18 days on average (El Reg reporting on TitSupBank gives me the impression they've been out the entire period, more or less)

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Pint

Re: Well, he's in good company

I wonder what would happen if we could let her loose on Zuckerberg. I'd make sure I have popcorn around..

I am intrigued by your proposal and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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I try desperately to avoid looking at the ugly muthaf*cker's fisog whenever it is shown.

UBlock Origin - right-click - block element

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Devil

Re: Facebook should be one of the first down the plughole.

You mean Sugar-berg, Shirley?

With an added helping of Sand-berg

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

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Boffin

NTSB

Some preliminary crash details released by them: ADS-B data from the flight suggest that at about 12:37 the aircraft entered a rapid rate of descent. The NTSB stated that at 12:39, while the aircraft was at approximately 6000 feet, radio and radar contact was lost. CCTV footage located by the NTSB shows that the aircraft was in a steep nose down descent before it impacted the water of Trinity Bay, approximately 60 km ESE of the destination airport.