Posts by Stoneshop

Large Hadron boffin arrested on terrorism suspicion

I wonder

why Al Qaeda would concern itself with smashing sub-atomic particles. Until now they seem intent on smashing macroscopic stuff.

Ralph Lauren says sorry for incredible shrinking pelvis

@Chris Morley

"What this should say is - "We sacked those responsible "

... for sacking the responsible.

And then those responsible for sacking those have been sacked too, and replaced by a number of Wonder Llama's.

Sony claims 'lightest notebook' crown

@ "m@rkc"

"First off, "D@v3" - it's a notebook notta netbook :-) ."

Pray share the source of your wisdom, sir, that undisputably says an Atom-powered thingie can be a nOtebook. Until that time, I'll consider you a cretin.

@Alex32

"Netbook? I thought this was a Notebook?"

It's powered by an <strike>Acorn</> Atom, so a Netbook it is.

That's a reading glasses icon for you.

'Stop NASA bombing the Moon!'

@greenstar

"The laws, constraints and physics that apply to Earth don't necessarily apply to the moon"

Oh, really? Care to expand on that?

Ralph Lauren DMCAs thin Photoshop skills

This is just a side job

She's the lass who's designed that new Sony Netbook.