* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Mars has more water than thought

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Alien

Re: @ShelLuser

That was the worst action regarding interplanetary relations ever; I wonder why the Martians haven't unleashed horrible fiery death upon us.

Apparently they've found a way to put it to good use, running it through something like the Piss Processing Plant in the ISS, but optimised for horse urine.

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@NomNomNom

That's what *YOU* say.

Kepler space telescope peers at hot alien couple

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Boffin

Shouting distance?

Errr, do they share an atmosphere?

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Re: It's lucky there's no water on that rocky planet.

Lava is liquid-ish too.

Ludicrously lucky teen survives spear through brain

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Boffin

A user's brain?

Is there such a thing?

Schneier spanks AV industry over Flame failures

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FAIL

Re: Also a failure for...

desolder and remove the USB ports

That would include connecting keyboard and mouse directly to the motherboard, yes? And say goodbye to your vendor warranty.

If you think blocking unused USB ports is the way to go, then epoxy or hotglue is a much faster and equally effective way, and less likely to cause collateral damage. But if there's one available still for keyboard and mouse, your effort is worth zip unless you've disabled loading any other modules except HID. And even then a dedicated virus or worm can penetrate; the method is left as an excercise for the reader.

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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Bullet | gun > foot

I haven't seen so many footbullets since the Operation Xenu/Scieno days.

You've missed the SCO matter? Discontent with shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly, and ultimately having to try too hard to hit anything substantial in the pedal department, they proceeded with machinegunning their knees with gay abandon, and were stopped from upgrading to a groin-pointing Gatling because their funds ran out.

Windows Metro Maoist cadres reach desktop, pound it flat

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Re: As long as...

It's on the front of your computer.

An early iPad adopter? You smut-ogling filth-gobbling perv!

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: 2 hands

There are these, eh, widgets that can stick, plunger-like, to a smooth flat surface such as the back of a fondleslab. They can be had in various sizes and colours; it makes sense that the optimal dimensions depend on the size of your hand. With one of these attached to your tabled you can hold it, like a mortarboard, and have the other free to perform those stroking gestures associated with viewing images.

HP still NOT porting HP-UX to x86?

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Another victim

Oracle's software support for Itanium processors, and therefore HP's HP-UX Unix variant

And OpenVMS, and although that doesn't figure in a HP-SUX port to x86 roadmap (or for that matter, in any HP roadmap except as lip service), it's equally affected by Oracle killing Itanium support.

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Re: Common socket?

Well yes, and that new architecture that Itanium was just wasn't twice as fast with half the watts compared to the x86 of the time, rather almost the other way round, half the speed with double the watts. And with several well-developed 64-bit CPUs around already, Intel should have done the smart thing and killed Itanium there and then.

Flying Dutchman creates dead cat quadcopter

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Black Helicopters

Re: You FOOLS! This is RoTM!

An interview of sorts with the 'copter-builder: https://hack42.nl/blog/2012/06/orville-the-catcopter

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Linux

Re: Which OS was used?

I can only assume it must be, Ubuntu 10.04 Lucid Lynx?

It's a 10.04 fork, adapted for avionics applications: Levitating Lynx

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Mushroom

Re: This guy is just crazy..on drugs claimed "artist" maybe a serial killer too..

Oh really? Any evidence for that, you narrowminded twit?

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FAIL

@peyton?

You don't know the guy. I do.

You're wrong.

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Go

In Soviet Russia, Lenin flies you

I take it you mean a Soviet person flying, cat-copter like, because they have quite a few things that do or did fly, such as Soyuz rockets, the Antonov 226 and a variety of Ekranoplans.

I'd rather have Kim Jong Ill Dead Il retrofitted this way, then equipped with a high-resolution cam. That would breathe new life into http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

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Re: It's lacking something...

Basement level? What forum are you in then?

It's by standing on my toes that I can barely look out the storm drain and see car wheels whizzing by,

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Go

"able to chase birds better than when alive"

Looking at the cows, I'd definitely agree.

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FAIL

Re: ACx

And you clearly know littlle of the build process, and who else was involved. Hint: there are two guys in the video, and this was the very first attempt, with a set of motors they already had, which turned out to be only barely powerful enough to lift the lot.

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Re: You FOOLS! This is RoTM!

He has an assistant of sorts: the guy in the red/white/dark jacket is the one who built the 'copter chassis

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Re: @Stoneshop: his own cat? is that even legal?

Clearly, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and equally clearly, there's more than one way to motivate whatever happens to said skin after the actual cat has ceased to be, shuffled off this mortal coil, joined the choir invisible etc.

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Black Helicopters

Re: Flying pigs next?

I wonder where that came from, as the medieval French already had flying cows and (British-built, no less) rabbits. Maybe because of the lack of guidance in those early attempts?

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Re: Lewis Page in 5..4..3..2..1..

Easy solution: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2012/06/03

A dozen of these could be positioned on the flight deck. Problem sorted.

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Flame

@Mr C: Re: his own cat? is that even legal?

You're kidding, right? It's not like the common moggie is an endangered species, so why would the legislature have to concern itself with disallowing taxidermification of same?

And yes, it's his own cat. I know the guy, and his prime motivation was to improve Orville's bird-chasing abilities, albeit posthumously. The latter condition slightly defeats the purpose, but the idea is laudable just the same.

AMD palms PCs with LiveBox miniature desktop

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Redesign?

No need if the plug is like this: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412raSOmp6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

GCHQ to encrypt your tweets with Enigma - for science

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Headmaster

Less sense?

On the contrary, a lot of tweets would gain comprehensibility by being run through Enigma.

LinkedIn users buried in spam after database leak

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Re: LinkedIn is spam anyway.

Funny. Less than 5% of my contacts are IT pimps, and there has been just a single case of one trying to link me on the pretext that he knew me while at the same time offering me a job.

But then, UK pimp mores are quite different from Dutch.

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@AC 19:45

A spammer deciding whether or not to send spam to a particular account takes him more effort than just sending it.

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Hmm

Had to log in this morning, and got an error message that my password was incorrect. Which it wasn't, so I can only assume my account was one of the ones that had its password reset. But no mail, no message on the login page, no pertinent message in the ubiquitous password reset mail, no message after the reset and logging in again.

But no deluge of invitations either, nor any other spam (yet) that could be traced to this leak.

NASDAQ offers $40m to Facebook IPOcalypse investors

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FAIL

Re: I imagine many of those trying to sell at 42

Share price didn't even hit 42, so they would have been out of luck even if the order had gone through correctly.

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Holmes

Quick gain

Even if you hate cucumbers, you may well choose to buy them first thing in the morning at 38p, expecting the price to hit 42p later in the day because the forecast says "hot and humid" from which you expect a lot of demand because everyone is wanting to make cucumber salad.

Turns out though the forecast was off.

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FAIL

Re: Gamble lose, get your money back...

Comprehension is hard, apparently.

This is not a compensation for gambling losses, this is a compensation for the NASDAQ systems croaking, with the result that trades didn't go through in a timely manner; a matter that NASDAQ may well be held accountable for, unlike the free fall of Farcebook's share price.

LOHAN ideas..

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FAIL

Re: measuring release altitude for launch

Can people please *READ* what's been said earlier, before barging in with a suggestion?

There's no way, no how to attach anything to the balloon, except at the neck. No launch platforms, no sensors, no tape holding a rope. NOTHING.

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Re: Control electronics

@Poor Coco, even digital signals over long wires suffer from signal degradation. This is mostly due to voltage drop over the wire due to resistance but also the wire capacitance.

Voltage drop along the length of the wire comes from V=I*R, and while the resistance may be several ohms (in case of lousy wire and contacts), current (into the controller input) doesn't have to exceed 0.1mA, so your voltage loss from that bit is negligible.

Signal shape is affected by the wire's capacitance, which will be in the order of 100pF for a meter of shielded signal wire like RG316. Current digital logic is well able to deal with that kind of load, and there's always the option to go for an interface driver that uses I2C (availabe on most microcontrollers), which has been developed for use in automotive environments.

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Re: Measure the balloon diameter.

If you know the largest diameter the balloon will get to before busting,

You don't. At least not with sufficient precision to be able to use that as a trigger parameter.

Dinosaurs on a diet shed tonnes

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Boffin

"He also points out that dinosaurs have been losing weight for years"

I would expect dinosaur weight loss to have stopped once their fossilisation process has completed. So, let's say 65 million years ago.

LOHAN seeks failsafe for explosive climax

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Boffin

Re: Have a drone balloon...

Not good; here's why:

- the line to the upper balloon will chafe the lower balloon causing it to fail prematurely. Very.

- one image I've seen shows such a balloon disintegrating into dozens of separate strips. It would only be the neck left hanging from the line to the upper balloon, and not much more.

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FAIL

Re: Gravity removes pin

and the pin is pulled back to earth by gravity.

You will find that gravity will pull equally hard on the rest of the rig that the pin sticks through.

The spring has some merit, but suffers from the same buffeting-temporary-weightlessness premature trip problem.

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Re: Another option...

But due to turbulence during the ascent, the switch may prematurely detect a 'free-fall' condition, and using electronics to filter out those events defeats the purpose of having a dead-simple, additional-widget-free backup trigger system.

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Boffin

Simpler

Why not have the failsafe line pull away a small piece of electrically isolating stuff that sits between the (normally closed) contacts? Or, as has been suggested several times before, use the pull on the suspension rope to keep one contact of a (normally-closed) switch away from the other.

US military gives NASA two better-than-Hubble telescopes

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AndrueC, can I have tomorrow's lottery numbers?

Your defocused temporal perception is spot on.

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Go

Re: unmanned military shuttle(s)

Bah.

Clearly this is the next job for SPB after launching LOHAN. Apart from the increased lift capability, the project calls for a craft accomodating a 2-person crew, the by now well-experienced playmonaut to put the binoculars exactly there in orbit, accompanied by this fellow: http://vingelevics.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/playmobil-02.jpg?w=450 Because as everyone knows, there's still nothing beating those old-fashioned large-format cameras for image quality.

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Coat

Re: i see what this is...

"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is."

And now we could show you just how big it is in 3D, but unfortunately your TV isn't quite big enough.

Mine's the one with the CASIO TV-10 in the pocket.

Milky Way DOOMED to high-speed smash with Andromeda galaxy

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Re: The chances of our sun colliding with another star are vanishingly small

And yes looking deep in to space and looking at crashing galaxies

Ah, the ultimate disaster gawker.

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Coat

How many

Bulgarian Airbags will we need to deflect this collision?

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Boffin

Re: I'm so confused

I'm not an astronomer, so the following is probably not at all what happens out there in the universe:

imagine a fireworks rocket. It goes up, and explodes into several sparkly bits. These (ignoring gravity and air resistance) fly out from the original explosion point, and would never meet as long as their trajectories don't fold back. But those sparkly bits tend to explode too, throwing stuff out radially from *that* point, and those sparkly remnants may now well be on a collision course with another sparkly bit, or the remnants of its explosion.

Oracle case crippled after judge rules APIs can’t be copyrighted

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Headmaster

Speeling errors

are dealt with by the Spelling Stasi; grammar is the domain of the Grammar Gestapo.

HP-Oracle Itanium smackdown starts

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Holmes

Compaq?

It's Digital's Alpha processor. Compaq got it with the inventory when it tried to get a services organisation going by buying Digital, and did nothing that can't be described as killing it off.

Lenovo plans clip-on physical keyboard for tablets

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FAIL

Re: Novel?

Given the not-insignifcant number of auxiliary keyboards available for tablets, a fair number of people appear to disagree with the way you intend tablets to be used.

Motorola Mobility loses to Microsoft in German patent battle

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@Dogged: Re: Microsoft *must* be on dangerous ground messing

I doubt that Motorola's patent portfolio contains only hardware patents. Very much.