* Posts by I J Ellis

11 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Oct 2009

Northern Ireland bags £150m for broadband pipes in £1bn Tory bribe

I J Ellis

Re: Not again...

"What a disgraceful mess... I despair... And I'm angry..."

Nicely put & you're not alone. Disillusionment, disbelief, frustration and anger are all reasonable reactions from any decent, sensible person to the current state of affairs.

Ombudsman slams Centrelink debt recovery system

I J Ellis
Big Brother

'Customers'!?

Referring to the poor blighters as 'customers' - that's NewSpeak for you

Busted Windows 8, 10 update blamed for breaking Brits' DHCP

I J Ellis
Facepalm

Our Customers Never Believe Us

Arrive on-site, spend 15-20 mins checking the obvious then tell Joe Bloggs "It's because you've got Windows 10 and use BT broadband". They'll proceed to tell you, in excruciating detail, how their phone/tablet/laptop/neighbour are all fine & then look at you suspiciously whilst impugning your technical ability & parentage! I'm framing this... ;-)

Renewed calls for Tesla to scrap Autopilot after number of crashes

I J Ellis
Pint

Lipstick on a Pig?

Personally, if I'm going to spend £60k on a motor with a Tesla's performance I'd want to enjoy the experience of driving it myself. Having a 'self-driving' feature that you can't allow to actually control the vehicle is somewhat pointless & it's use in any case is very likely to encourage 'driving without due care & attention' at the very least. For those who want them, we already have fully self-driving cars, they're called taxis - they're even self-cleaning sometimes ;-)

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

I J Ellis
Go

Re: Here's the full list...

I'd guess 'NHS Business Services Authority' would be happy to share.

UK.gov claims 'success' over SME broadband scheme

I J Ellis

In only 50 Cities

So, unless you're in one of these, there's no assistance - if the uptake's been poor why not extend it to other areas e.g. where there's no FTTC provision?

Tim Cook: Android version fragmentation is 'terrible for developers'

I J Ellis
Holmes

Re: RIght...

Have to ask, what exactly constitutes 'use' in this context?

Adobe price hike: Your money or your files, frappuccino sippers

I J Ellis
Happy

Re: What?

LMFAO

UK.gov hoovers up data on five-year-olds

I J Ellis
Big Brother

Why?

I'm sorry, I've no experience of modern education practices and procedures so please forgive my naivete but: why on earth do parents need to fill out ANY such questionnaires in order to send their offspring to any school? And what educational entity/department could have any legitimate need for said info? And who the hell wants this info in the first place? And who EXACTLY are the mysterious 'School Nursing Team' & who do they report to?

And, and, and... Sad to say, I'm beginning to seriously despise this country & its most un-civil service (RIP our illustrious forefathers).

MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie

I J Ellis
Gates Halo

The Lassie In The Green Top

Do you think the teeth (very white) & bossom (very 'large' - but admirably so) were paid for by the Microsoft HMO?

Most Mac owners getting Windows on the side

I J Ellis

Fundamentally

In today's world "PC's are a necessity; Mac's are a luxury"

Think about it :-)