Posts by Paul

Microsoft Songsmith ad trumps Seinfeld shocker

Oh dear

A bit of sick just came in to my mouth.

Apple has that syncing feeling over MobileMe

Adequate compensation

It's no real hardship and one that has been made much less by the free 30 day extension they've just given me.

Bloke finds missus working in brothel

@ Could be worse

...it could have been his mother.

'You're a f**king moron'

Re: BLIMEY and the C word?

Splendid stuff. But I thought your black ops team was called the Global Operation for Network and Data Sniffing?

Also, lansalot... Have you never seen an episode of the Sopranos? Plenty of adequately delivered C word action there.

Marks & Sparks to sell iPod suit this weekend

So...

...you control your iPod by touching cloth? That can't be right.

Another day, another UK newspaper website goes down

Are you guys offering a website availablity monitoring service now?

I'd sign up.

Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge

Going back on her word...

Politicians... They're all the same. Not living up to their erection promises. Or maybe that's just in Japan.

Hilton to go down for 23 days

‘Hilton to go down for 23 days’ ???

Is this another sordid attempt to drum up more vacuous fame? Surely we've had enough videos of her released.

Argentinian commuters fight back

First Great Western

I wonder if we can recruit these people to travel on First Great (the irony) Western commuter trains. Maybe that would shake FGW out of their complacent, cash rich smugness.