Re: The ultimate test
Or the English or Humanities faculties in a High School.
Don't ask how I know this.
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The more pertinent question is, why would they need to retain this information after the loan approval process has been completed?
When the inevitable " you shouldn't have given me this loan which I can obviously can't afford" lawsuit, Financial ombudsma, Royal Commissionn etc complaints come in
I worked for company that used IBM 3090s, AS400s and PC-ATs all at the same time. We adopted CUA for new projects and started working at changing older systems on an "as time allows*" basis.
Usually the tertiary project we were working on, to help fill in the time while waiting for our 1 or 2 compiles/tests a day because the machine was (the 3090 - they ended up buying a second one for all the non "billing" stuff
Amen & Hallelujah!
I have been teaching IT for 13 years, after 30 years as a software dev. Since moving interstate, I have been working as a contract or day relief teacher in 10 different schools over the last 2 and a bit years, and over the last year I have been teaching a bit of manual arts/shop, Industrial Technology as well. I see this everywhere.
In one school we had AUD 100k+ in gear, CAD/CAM, 3D printers, laser cutters, vinyl cutters etc that we could not use because of out-of-date software (either on the connected PC, or machine firmware). The IT support guys did not understand the machines, and the Manual Arts/Shop guys didn't understand computers (they knew the CAD software), and the business manager did not want to pay for software licences. I managed to get half the devices usable but was stymied because we could not ventilate the laser cutters to outside, and the only space available for some of the other machines in the workshop, or anywhere was too far from a power point and for good reasons we were not allowed to use extension cords. The faculty head put in a budget request to move thing around/get new power points/new software/ventilation, around 3k worth of work. I will give you three guesses what the answer from admin was, even though they were proudly touting - "we have all this tech". This school also mandated BYOD iPads for students in years 7-9 and closed all the computer rooms while insisting we use the technology.
My years 10s have just handed in assignments on famous rockets.
They are unusually literate - spider senses are tingling.
Feed a para to ChatGPT and I can find out where it has been copied from. The source website has white text on a black background ... amazing coincidence, so does the work the student submitted.
I have also had a "Sure I can help you with that" cut and paste into the assignment.
Looks like ancient code is the best . . .
For whatever value you choose as ancient. There must have been a golden age.
In the 80s I had to rewrite a Pl/1program written in the 70s that used gotos, and not even semi structured gotos.(Manglement ran some sort of program over our entire codebase looking fror files with gotos in them - everybody was given a program to structure properly as a side project for when we were waiting for jobs to run, walkthroughs etc). Code was jumping everywhere.
How is that any different from a human copying a book in a public library giving the copy to a teacher who makes copies as teaching material for their students.
Can't speak for any other jurisdiction, but copyright law in Oz allows teachers to copy a single chapter or 10% of a book (whichever is greater) for use in the classroom.
I just did the today update and haven't seen any of the new "Want to be Clippy of Today" shit.
At least the windows version seems to stay dead after updates. The Edge version - I have to kill it and that dopey right hand side taskbar after every single update. -
Work computer , no admin rights Chrome/Firefox/Opera etc etc not allowed.
WordPerfect et al was late.
I was a WP fan, and still think 5.2 was the best word processor I ever used. WP for Windows was great big steaming pile of expletive deleted. My son's godfather was a sales droid for WP in Sydney at the time and gave me a copy a few weeks before release. He was not happy to get my feedback, but his wife, who was using it as well, confirmed everything I said.
And "disappeared" the document, and occasionally the whole folder it was in, as if it never existed, no matter how many times you saved it while working on it. Word was the big reason I learnt to backup in multiple places.
Got used to hitting ctrl+s at the end of every sentence or 2 and stopping word and taking a copy of the file every page. Still do the ctrl+s thing, but only take a copy when I am done for that session.
The 950XL was my favourite smart phone. At the time the specs hit the sweet spot and I actually liked the OS. I bought the 950 for SWMBO (a real technophobe - she still hasn't realised the difference between the facebook 'ping', and the different bing bongs we have set up for email and SMS notifications) and she loved it, I got very few requests for help. She replaced it with an iPhone, which hated, and since then has had Samsungs, her current for 2 years. I am still being asked "how do I".
AND had a working model to disassemble and reverse engineer
This is what happened to somebody I know. They had designed , and manufacture a bit of kit to be used in the mining industry.
About a year later they kept getting enquiries why part x was continually failing. Odd because they had never sold that kit to the companies making the enquiries. It seemed that a Chinese competitor somehow acquired a 2nd hand model, and reverse engineered it, including the wear on part x which was causing it to fail.
My 3rd ever real life programming assignment was to take an old ca 1975 PL/1 program and basically rewrite it was written in the organisations - 'standards yeah we've heard of them' phase - no proper loops , all GOTOs, no functions or procedures, all GOTOs. It was the 'side job' I was given whilst waiting for the compiles and test runs of my 2nd, 4th and 5th real life programming assignments.
My first was the one and only time I used coding sheets and punched cards, I had almost finished that work, when 3270 terminals were rolled out, great excitement when my last run was submitted from my desk, rather than trekking down to the computer room with my deck.
Six months or so later, after the company dropped the word 'trainee' and added analyst/' to my title, I was put into the "maintenance team", it would not be unusual for me to come into work and find a program listing and core dump on my desk with a big note left by my team leader if they had been oncall - "job failed for account zzzzzzzz. removed account from batch, rest of batch executed ok - original batch file is at yyyyyy, - Fix before going on with anything else."
Is this the same ASPI who suggested our new, yet to be built, NBN class* nuclear submarines be based in Brisbane because of both our and the US subs based here during ww2?
Those rocket surgeons totally ignoring that subs will need to surfaced to use the one channel into the port which starts near Mooloolaba on the Sunshine Coast, 90 or so km long.
*Some blogs I am on refer to them as such because they will cost a lot mor than budgetted, hellishly late and a 3 world solution, as opposed to the cancelled "Turnbull" class of French origin.
1991 - only decommissioned in 2018.
A real quick and dirty, "it will only need to be used for 6 months". It generated scripts to be used with an exchange (as in telephone exchange) terminal. A year later I had to change it so that it would run properly in protected mode and discovered lots of null pointers, and a really interesting buffer corruption problem that took months to find (had to replace a macro call with a new line of code), the hunting down of which exposed lots of small memory leaks.
Mrs Diogenes aunt used to own a house in San Fransisco. When she went to sell, the neighbour raised a boundary dispute, hoping to blackmail her into a quick settlement as they had a buyer, and the boundary dispute was a massive spanner in the works. One characteristic of SFO is that boundaries move due to tremors and movements and survey pegs no longer match their real locations, so the neighbour thought she was on a winner. The aunt and her buyer were in no rush, so the aunt decided to fight it. A year later the neighbour ended up losing and being responsible for paying the 250k in survey and legal fees.
No - 'the pits' is a 707 on what was supposed to be Sydney-Singapore-Bangkok-New Delhi-Athens-Rome-Frankfurt flight.
Well, it was a 707 as far as Athens where we deplaned as the pilots refused to fly the plane further because of the stench despite an hours' worth of cleaning*. Passengers for Rome went with other flights, and we went straight to Frankfurt. As I was travelling as an unaccompanied minor, I sat very close to the stewardesses and they were saying while it was a semi regular occurrence for the plane on that segment to need a deep clean, this was the worst they had ever seen.
A year later I had a DC9 for my flight home. My memory is that it was a much nicer plane.
*Naive, one week shy of my 11th birthday, me, wondered why they had instructions to sit on the toilet seat and not squat.
Because of this technology the kids & us have a phrase that we have agreed on to verify that it is us if we make a "we need monies" call. We did this at the start of last year. SWMBO has done the same with her siblings, as I have with my brother.
Both SWMBO & I have in just the last 3 weeks received a couple of very good fake calls purporting to be from our son, but without the phrase we just hang up, and then phone him just to be sure.
Bit harder to do in a corporate environment.
I was actually able to teach & provide 1:1 assistance than waste more than 50% of my time on classroom managementcrowd control. I had generous "office hours", because in some households the kids only had access to one computer, because mum or dad needed it for work, and they were only able to log on between 6 & 7pm, in return I could 'disappear' for a few hours during the day - approved by the Principal as I had data as to when kids were actually logging in & retrieving material or starting teams chats with me.
Without continual interruptions (SWMBO excepted, but she knew closed door meant I was "on class") I rewrote units of work & resources in no time, and actually had time to think about and investigate alternate approaches.
Well regulated militia" bit i
...Have a look at 10 US Code S 246...
(a)The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b)The classes of the militia are—
(1)the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
(2)the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.
Was the silly question I asked when one of IBMs 3800-3 lasers was due to be delivered. There was a large cargo door on our floor together with a heavy-duty crane on the roof to allow delivery of heavy kit straight into the floor.
Since the last delivery of kit, a monorail had been gifted to the people of Sydney to mark the bicentenary of settlement, and construction had been finished for several months. They though to test for radio interference when they were testing the monorail, but nobody looked at the position of the track and the door.
I have no idea how it ended up being delivered.
When I was last at my GP he was surprised he couldn't access "my health record" (Aust) - I must have blocked him. "No I have opted not have one". He seemed very surprised. He asked the receptionist to run a report on those who don't have one, and it seems I am one of only 3 in the practice who don't, funnily enough we are all ex IT. The vampires and radiologists always comment that I tick the box "don't send to MyHealth Record." on the referral form. When asked why I said 2 reasons "What a honeypot - security needs to be right 100%,, hackers need to get lucky once.", the second is since when has any data the govt collected on anything not come back to bite us on the arse at some point in the future.
Say you are unemployed in Jan & Feb properly and honestly declare 0 income & receive a govt payment of, say, 2K.
Then in March you get a job as a senior dev earning 100k pa and are payed some 83K for Mar-Dec when you did work.
Satanlink do the match and calculate that you MUST have been payed 13k (this 2/12 of what you were paid for the year) for those 2 months and you now owe the govt the 2k as you are a dirty rotten welfare cheat.
While not disagreeing ...others call the ALP the Liars Party "There will be no carbon tax in any government I lead," "No child will live in poverty", "I am a fiscal conservative" "We will reduce power prices by $250 by 2025" (good luck with that last one one), are just some easy ones.
Yes. Mid 1980s. I was working on contract at place and we had the production AS400 that was fried by lightening. It was replaced by IBM well within the Service Delivery contract time (the warehouse was literally at the other end of the street).
IBM loaded the OS and we were right to go with the restore, blank tape, last weeks backup, blank tape etc etc
Luckily I had been in on teh weekend and taken a full copy of the data as we needed to some performance testing on the software for the next stage we were releasing.
Come in around lunchtime & people are running around like headless chickens - I reach into my bottom drawer and grab my backup which is then loaded (I knew it worked as I had installed the data on the performance testing machine). I was taken out for a very long, free lunch.
It was a totally unimportant application - it held enrolments and marks for the year 12 exit exams (UK = A levels, USA think SAT)
I was visiting our office a few years ago to do some stuff in the workshop
When I was young and stupid I was in the Army Reserve and was visiting Sydney's Victoria Barracks to get a pay issue sorted. Fire alarm goes off for an unannounced drill, and to make the drill more realistic smoke grenades were let off to mimic the lack of visibility if there was a real fire.
They discovered the hard way that things were placed where they shouldn't be, doors were blocked, walkways that should have remined clear weren't etc. I believe the final tally was a broken leg, a broken ankle , a broken elbow, and many many many grazes and bruises from falls and colliding with furniture.
Edict came out - never ever do that again !
And also, sitting down is bad for you.
And falling down can be even worse for you.
The last time I used a VR headset, I was so disoriented that I fell off the chair I was sitting on, I had to sit down because I nearly fell over trying to use them while standing.
Wearing 3d glasses makes me nauseous, so I suspect that had I not fallen I would have needed the iBucket
Apparently the advertisers have discovered that we hate advertising so much that we are willing to go way out of our way to get rid of it ... and yet the fuckers seem to think that their message is so fucking important that they HAVE to make certain we see it. Which typically brings the comment "Well, THERE'S something I'll never spend money on!".
Mrs D has trouble sleeping, so we tried some sleep/relaxation playlists on Spotify. I pay so we do not ads. Mrs D is complaining that there is 1-2 hours of sound/music that puts her to sleep, but every single time she woken as it ends by a f'ing ad the streamer, not Spotify has inserted. No longer pay for or use Spotify!
Disinformation is anything the "experten*" don't agree with.
Once the "experten" have spoken all discussion must cease because they are "experten", even if it is blindingly obvious, they are speaking out of their a**e.
How does one one become an "experten" ? I wish I knew, but it seems they are anointed by some authority who decides.
*I use the term "experten" deliberately, as "experten"-worship seems particularly strong in Germany.