Posts by Evil Weevil

You can be my wingman any time! RaspBerry Pi AI waxes Air Force top gun's tail in dogfights

Can El Reg militarise the LOHAN project

....with this AI and a raspberry pi as a tribute to Lester Haines ?

Aroused Lycra-clad cyclist prompts Manchester cop dragnet

Re: Re : I trust it will be equally illegal for women to have erect nipples?

A camel toe ? What is that ?

Well here's a song to help you understand.....

The Camel Toe Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALYoQ_-5sUI

Exposed: RSPCA drills into cops' databases, harvests private info

To get more information out of the RSPCA we need to .....

..... badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

...... them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

Re: CoS

Links to Kitten videos on Youtube could be another option.

Parliament to unleash barrage of criticism on Snoopers' Charter

I'm on the train...

...... and on the seat opposite, it looks as though someone has "accidently" forgotten to take a whole UK Government agency with them.

It is marked "property of Charles Farr", does any one know how to return it to it's owner ?

Health minister warns ISPs: Block suicide websites or face regulation

As "ruskie" (the poster above) says.....

...this was bound to happen.

So shall we have an office pool sweep stake on which websites will be on the ban hammer list for the sake of the children.

Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets

Wimmin of Newcastle.......

"..Nutz clarified that medieval women didn't wear knickers, and that underpants "were considered a symbol of male dominance and power"....

The archetypal ladette's of Newcastle don't wear knickers and certainly don't adhere to the male dominance and power theory of the Archaelogists.

Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

If I was drunk and I heard this....

..... I'd be thinking it was the beer talking.

HTC prepares quad-core smartphone for 2012

I'm not here for the tech...

....I only read this site for the NSFW stories and the Paris Hilton angle.

China outraged by US cyberspying fingering

The Chinese hacked the PC this report was created

and publicly denounced it's findings before it was official unveiled

British Library defends flogging of orphaned artwork

So when the boot is on the other foot....

.....big business don't like copyright or the hassle of finding out who owns something.

Can amateur creators get ISPs to block access to big business websites via the mechanisms established by *IAA cartels ?

As long as the time period of creator's death + extra years their heirs get to make dosh from that work is observed, then anyone including the British Library can make moolah from it.

Gadget Shop kingpin cuffed in nightclub 'toilet sex' incident

Inspector Gadget angle

"Go go gadget!"

Three questions that could put out Amazon's Fire

And we all know the Senator's real concern is .........

"When Phorm started collecting data, there was uproar. When Amazon announced the same thing, it seemed as if no one cared.

But at least one US congressman does,"

<read between lines>

I don't want Amazon to help me find my porn stash more quickly.

</read between lines>

Belgian telcos ordered to blockade Pirate Bay

"If the revolution wasn't televised, would they be likely to notice it?"

They wouldn't be able to download the TV show of it, for a start.

Samsung shows second second-gen 7in Galaxy Tab

Were the pics supplied by Apples lawyers ......

.....and are they photoshopped ?

Laptops en route to Europe by rail for first time

I'd feel sorry for successful Train robbers....

..... as they build up stockpiles of Acer laptops and won't be able to shift them on.

I wonder what Confucius would say....

Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet goes on sale

The nipple ....

....will be on the TIT who'll be using the ThinkPad.

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

Obviously from Unix process management......

kill -9 -1

Dunkin' Donuts waitress offers additional dunkin'

To celebrate the success of the investigation....

.....they went and bought celebratory Doughnuts !!!

Boffins shine 800Mbps wireless network from flashlight

Never mind mirrors on monitors to see who's coming up behind you...

Depending on the type of websites you could visit and be interactive with, I'd never been a fan of mirrors placed above and behind the computer,

Oh the images you'd see in the mirror, I'm shuddering already.

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot

To work at Greggs.....

.....shurely, you have to fulfill the following criteria:

1) Look like Rebecca Addlington.

2) If female, have a moustache.

3) Appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show.

US Marine gets date with Meg Griffin on YouTube

Family Guy episode material

I've got a sneaky suspicion that this may end up in a future Family Guy episode with Meg doing a G.I. Jane or Private Benjamin mickey take.

News of the World TO CLOSE

The Reg on Sunday....

....brilliant idea you've got there!

Proper investigative journalism and El' Reg does the occasional tit story.

It's one thing to complain about one less rag to wipe your arse with.....

..... and then to use the "Thumb Up" icon in the same post about wiping your arse.

Firing back at LulzSec

You can always watch the films "Hackers" or "The Net"...

...until a better movie is made.

Coat ? ...Mine's the one with copies of Miss Congeniality 1 + 2 in the pockets.

Knife-waving knob nabs fat stack of jazz mags

Why don't the Police follow the bread crumb like trail....

.....of discarded porn mags rotting in bushes of the UK's most wooded country.

Ah the good old days of finding ripped out rotting pics of Page 3 girls down the woods when I were a teenager.

'Porn lock' heralds death of WikiLeaks, internet, democracy, universe

Someone's got to say it.....

..... "Will anyone think of Paris Hilton?"

I'm worried that if this idea gets the go ahead, the El Reg "Paris" icon will be barred !

Mines the long trench coat and I'm wearing no trousers!

Ubuntu open to greater touch

Since Ubuntu is being put into Tablets.....

..... I got my Suppository prescription and the Ubuntu Tablet mixed up.

The only good thing to come of this, is that I've perfected my John Wayne walk.

Paris: coz if Ubuntu gets put into her then, well, the touch button option might be interesting to test.

EFF fights Facebook bid to outlaw one-stop social apps

Do I as say, not as I do.....

"We have sued Power to prevent Power - a third party with unknown security safeguards and data use practices"

Surely this is an oxymoron of Facebook, if there ever was one.

Buster's World gives Guardian Professional balloon-sized headache

Flag up...

...in this context means, bring a subject matter to someone's attention.

Peppa Pig told to belt up

Can adults be affected by a cartoon pig ?

Well some people might believe they should dress like Porky the Pig.

NSFW video (Mature) -> http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/selwyn_porky_piggin_it

Linux kernel cured of remote panic-attack bug

My laptop is not affected by this at all

....I can't install the OS on my chuffing Phillips Freevent laptop. Even if I could, I'd have to blacklist the built in Wifi.

So I'll just have to patch my desktop when the fix arrives.

Gov demand for Governator to terminate PunterNet

When Labour loses at the next election....

.....and she's out on her backside.

Do you think she'll eat humble pie and work the streets.....

.....as a local political agent knocking on people's doors.

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Paris, coz she's a professional prostitute and she's created her own marketing video showing her products and service offerings