Posts by Richie O-Matic

BBC publishes Freeview HD timetable

Scotland

"Scotland will be able to receive the service by Q2 2010"

- Well, some parts will anyway while other parts won't even get standard Freeview till 2011

Taiwanese online hunk lures 20 women into bed

Pearl necklace?

What we want to know is how many he give her in return.

Three more quit over Nutt sacking

Fnarr! Fnarr!

"Nutt Sacking"?.. "Johnson"?.. Where's Finbar Saunders when you need him?

Mandy declares 'three strikes' war on illegal file sharers

oh well

Looks like people will have to go back to the good old days of funding organised crime by buying their Pirate DVDs and CDs down the local market..

Translation outfit seeks Glaswegian speakers

murra?

I have never in all my Glasgow dwelling life heard anyone use the words Burra or Murra and 'Furra' is wrongly used in the sentence.

Looks like the Times are ones in need of a translator.

BT to push fibre to 1.5m more homes and businesses

Great idea

Nice one BT. Give those that already have decent speeds even better connections and fuck the rest of us with our pitiful 4Meg connections who will no doubt have to help subsidise these upgrades.

Oki MB290

@Tim Roberts

It mentions the inclusion of a network port on the first page.