Posts by Crazy Goat Man Al 19 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Sep 2009
Talking toaster count me in:
I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
See http://www.geocities.ws/danhiggins3/toastcontent/dwarftoast.html for full extract ;)
"if you're coming up along someone, the external exhaust note will sound like a dump truck, and maybe they'll move over a little faster"
Is it just me who waits a little longer if somebody tries to bully you out of the way? Come up behind me to a sensible distance and next gap I will move over, come up behind me sit on my bumper flash your lights and gun your engine and I will stay put for as long as possible!!
Csumpi totally agree give me a car pre 1990 over the shit they makes these days everytime. 2 of mine are from the 70's and one from the 80's! Oh you were taking the proverbial, but I bet mine will last longer than the stuff they are making these days!!
Agree though that all phones are pretty similar these days there isn't much to choose unless you want to nail your colours to either mast.
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Note that they arent asking for money, threatening me with jail if i dont reply! Helicopters because thats what the fbi will need to get me here in the UK
"Someone being beaten up should be a crime," commented Szrodecki
No need for extra ledgislation and laws and red tape. It is a crime, stop eating the doughnuts and walk down to the police station and report it. Standard punishment these days due to the over crowded jails and liberals is a free playstation in the hope the offenders will be to busy play gta to bother committing crimes in the real world
A paid saboteur could not achieve as much damage as the implementation of Microsoft at any level of a secure system... why do you think they were not in on the development of the internet in the first place.
If by the Internet you are talking about Arpanet, the main reason, for me anyway, why microsoft where not involved was bacause that was happening in the late 60's (68 i believe) and microsoft was founded in the mid 70's (75 I believe).
If you read the article he tells you why he thinks that
Again, a victory in Australia could see a number of carbon copy cases being mounted in other jurisdictions.
He thinks that the film companies will try the same in other jurisdictions and get the same result. NOT that the result in australia will apply world wide.
muppet
Totally agree going to newcastle for a stag do next month. Tried booking a train ticket 2 months ago was about £106 return. My car 10 year old disiel will do the 450 miles in about £45 of fuel. And driving will take about 1hour less time.
Come on people i DONT WANT TO DRIVE, but I cant really afford an extra £55 pounds thats over double the price.
It gets even more rediculous when you factor in that the single ticket was 50p less. Therefore if they can sell me the return for 50p why does the outbound journey costs so much??
Thats right they want to make as much money of those that drive. And those that choose not too. Win Win
Now come on mate thats just not fair. You are using logic, and facts and science to prove your point. Not scare mongering and half trurths some bloke told you down the pub.
I for one dont see what the fuss is about. You get padded down or you go in the booth. Both are intrusive. If you dont like it dont fly. I would prefer to go in the booth. For me thats a lot less intrusive and its hardly a quality image, whats the big deal ???
As i work in computers my friends and especially family think that thats all I am good for.
My favorite one was when my big sister rang me up. She had just had an email from her friend in australia asking her if she could ask me why her copy of office wasnt working. No other details. Just office isnt working.
I think my response was somewhere along the lines of how the fcuk should I know.
I totally agree that you shouldnt drive whilst on the phone. The phone call gets the attention not the driving. The point being was that all you should need is some decent scientific studies to show that you concetration is diminished, so where arround akin to drink driving and just use the existing law.
That said this governement and scientific studies is as bad as this government and thinking up new laws. So its hardly win win.
I just personally think less laws are better than more, and lot of politicos think more laws are better.
That said I conceed the point that it a lot less open for interpretation
How do US states not already have a law like this?
You are not thinking like a politico.
It makes no difference whether or not you already have laws in place, at least here in the uk. Thinking up stupid new laws is a good way to show the population just how brillant you are and how you are doing you best to protect them. And hence why you need a payrise, moat and £3million office refurbishment.
We have a driving without due care and attention law, but they still banned the mobile phone.
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