hmmm.. "your profile" at the guardian seem to have no trouble showing replies... maybe the register could do look at how they do it! This is supposed to bea tech site ;)
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iWatch 'due November'... Y'all know what time it is? Now you do
NASA: ALIENS and NEW EARTHS will be ours inside 20 years
Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom
Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys
'Ribbed' for your pleasure: Jony Ive unveils NAKED IPHONE
Dubai to get huge climate-controlled domed city and giga-mall
USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe
SUPER EARTH possibly home to life FOUND in our 'solar backyard'
Re: just 16 light years away
... and what time are they waiting for exactly? The time when we have star wars style blasters and our own space ships? Surely the time to attack would have been in middle ages when the best we could do was fire rotting cows from catapults... or the 40s, roswell, no real technology then either.
No they are still waiting... like Jesus to make a second coming. Why becuase it's bollocks. There are almost certainly aliens, but not near us.
for all you know, we are the most advanced form of life in the universe. Something has to be, it could be us, so our wait for "first contact" could be a very long time coming.
Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again
MS should have
Subsidised manufacturers to make every laptop with Windoes 8 have a touchscreen. They have billions, they can afford it. Screens are the most expensive part of a laptop, most people just can't afford a good spec laptop with a touchscreen. If it's a choice between a good spec laptop or an expensive touchscreened laptop with low specs I know what I would choose, and clearly buyers made the same choice.
But win 8 was designed for touchscreens, so most people that have it can't see the benefit or need of having the OS, they then tell their friends that there is no point in upgrading and you have the stats that are presented in this article.
MS shot themselves in the foot. Plus of course there is the crap software centre... the apps are terrible, they are all ad platforms designed to make money. Most are useless or complete the same as 50 other apps by the same developer. The quality of most apps is just dire. Also it's hard to know where the data for these metro apps is being stored. I don't trust using the apps because I have no idea how to migrate the data somewhere else. The only metro app I use is yahoo mail, apparently this is one of the most used metro apps. It's not brilliant but shows what metro apps could be if time and development were spend on the apps instead of people just dumping clones of apps laced with adverts: There was whole series of shit database apps that I found: "My book collection", "My cd collection"... you name it, it had an app. They were all the same, just a one word label change. The apps were terrible.
Also MS should have invested more on showing devs how to "design" metro apps. Devs are not know for strong design skills and metro apps require design skills to make them look great be a pleasure to use... this is something that will be difficult for MS to overcome.
Microsoft compliance police to NHS: We want your money
Re: Only one word for it
One word for it from marketing and those in charge of purchasing... "Apple".
The problem with linux is, it only does what the developer needed and not what you need... then it's file a bug time and wait 2 years, then get the IT team at the NHS to test and rollout the fix - five years later it does what you want. The NHS can't work like that...
also every doctor I have ever been to use an apple device already. Much easier to train people if you don't need to train them as they all ready have the software.
You are ALL Americans now: Europeans offered same rights as US folks in data slurp leaks
They say they offer the same data protection rights... doing and saying are too completely different things... politicans alwways promise to do stuff before an election, very few actually do what they promise. Who will be able to check that they are doing what they say when even their president "claims" he didn't know that other world leaders were being spied on?
One amazing reason why NASA boffins are celebrating Curiosity's 687th day on Mars
Mozilla to cram a full web-dev IDE inside Firefox browser
Microsoft tests HALF-INCH second screen to spur workplace play
Instead of drawing a stupid face
someone could just call that person instead.
My wife sendinng me a photo of her tits would make me feel an intimate connection with this thing. Bob smith from accounts sketching a smiley wouldn't.
Seems like some NSA-ready tool to help them correlate your mood with with your actions... and it's a bit big for what it is, especially with smart watches on the horizon...
...also how long will it be before people start sending dick images to people when they see their boss over at their cowokers desk?
iFind: Critics slam Kickstarter campaign for miraculous battery-free phone finder
What happens if you lose your phone?
Can ifind help you then? I do I need another ifind app to find my 1st ifind?
I'm pretty sure people don't spend 3 years of teh whole life time looking for things they have misplaced - where is the evidence for this? Also the woman appears to be blind. The keys were on her table in plain site.
Higgs boson even more likely to actually be Higgs boson - boffins
Assange™ makes fresh bid for FREEDOM from Scotland Yard's 'physical encirclement'
Internet of Things fridges? Pfft. So how does my milk carton know when it's empty?
Unless you one of those lard arses
on the otherside of the pond who feel the need to put eggs, potatoes, tomatoes etc in the fridge and thus have a fridge the size of a small room in a european flat, and you don't know what you need to buy... you either don't eat in very often or are so rich you have a cook who does the shopping for you.
I have a device that tells me what I need, it's called a jotter pad. It's amazing - you take one of these new fangled things called pencils and just write on the jotter pad what you need for your next meal, or what has just been used up... it uses no electricity, doesn't require an internet connection (although for marketing puposes, it could claim to be wireless), and is always on without reporting to GCHQ / The NSA.
Women are too expensive to draw and code – Ubisoft
Yes. Facebook will KNOW you've been browsing for smut
Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds
What stupid shit
of course not everyone should learn to code... has nothing to do with appritude, what use would it be?
What's next? Every one should be able to build a bicycle? Everyone should be able to build their own house?
They should have said everyone should learn how to cook... it's amazing that today there are people who think cooking means ready sauces or ready meals... something so fundamental like eating and most of the population don't know how to. The government should be trying to get everyone to do that instead of coding. Most people don't even have a the money for decent kitchen... and then you have well of buying flats with more kitchen space than other people's have for their whole family to live in and because they are rich never actually cook in it. Just going out to eat all the time.
And the government wants people to learn to program... yeah those are great priorities
Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?
Re: He is giving a talk about mavern
> Heck, I'm a shy computer nerd and have an attractive wife and two kids myself.
me too ;)
My joke about me finding it hard to believe was tongue-in-cheek... I'm sure he does have a GF/BF. I respect anyone that can get up on a stage and talk in front of a load of people... I hate doing that, I know it takes a certain kind of person to be able to do that, and that is not me.
He is giving a talk about mavern
does he even have a girlfriend? He is a computer nerd giving a talk to other computer nerds, has he even popped his cherry? I wonder how many women would laugh if someone said that after the slide went viral... or would have made such a comment themselves... just as bad.
It is stupid, and wasn't that funny, and yeah.... I have trouble believing he has a girlfriend... but it was a joke, a bad one, but still a joke... keep the reaction in proportion!
Thanks for nothing, OpenSSL, grumbles stonewalled De Raadt
Re: What law/legal requirement
But shouldn't it be the job of those who decide to fork something? Checking on development on what they forked and not the otherway round? That would seem to be make more sense
If I have a project on a public site like github... and 500 people make forks of it, and some people make forks of those forks, should it be upto me to tell everyone who forked it that there is a serious bug? Surely they should all be monitoring my project and see for themselves.
Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'
New 'Windows-8.1-with-Bing': How's it different from Windows 8.1?
Microsoft swats away FBI request for Office 365 subscriber data
French teen fined for illegal drone flight
CERN: Build terabit networks or the Higgs gets it!
Oculus boss: True virtual reality is 'a decade or two' away
Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room
I'm pretty sure that if the person making the post wants people to know what they are listening to they would just mention it or post specifically about it.
Now it's opt in... but how long before they change everything and make it stay recording until you opt out?
Maybe the NSAs profilers just need this kind of info to geta better picture about you...