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Smart glasses are only smart if we train them to be good. Then they'll be fantastic

Noodle

Re: Just no.

Exactly this. If you would not be happy with a stranger stressing there with a phone video recording you then you will not be ok with someone doing the same with "smart" glasses, except now you might not know it's happening. I can't see any beneficial outcome from this tech as it's currently presented.

Microsoft tells engineers to curb their token-burning enthusiasm

Noodle

Re: coming soon to every corp

Except all those execs will have fortuitously moved on to neatly sidestep any repercussions of their decisions before they become apparent.

Google Earth's AI makeover survives less than one planetary rotation

Noodle

I genuinely wonder what kind of bubble these people live in where they cannot foresee the inevitable misuse of these kind of features, despite all the historical evidence of how these things go when opened to the world at large.

Anthropic and OpenAI are competing to see whose agents can go rogue harder

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Joke

Looking forward to the next installment, Rogue Hard With a Vengeance.

FOSS smashed one Microsoft monopoly. After 20 years of failure, it's time to smash another

Noodle

Exactly, this article does appear to be trying to relitigate an argument that for most MS based enterprises is no longer really relevant. A big proportion of docs and spreadsheets now only ever exist as online versions in Office 365 and SharePoint and no open source rendering engine is going to affect that no matter how good it's fidelity.

AWS customer learns the hard way how even the smallest oversight can be mission-critical

Noodle

Re: The article is about me.

Appreciate your honesty Chris. While these were some elementary mistakes for a professional I'm sure there are a lot of individual hobbyists, solo entrepreneurs and small businesses out there who are not AWS experts and are currently making one or more of the same mistakes and hopefully this article might save some of them from the same fate. Glad you were eventually able to get back control of the account.

Lessons from the VMwars – nothing virtual about the Broadcom vs Tesco slugfest

Noodle

Re: "makes more money"

Companies don't pay for court cases or IT infrastructure out of "profit" though so it's hardly relevant.

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

Noodle

I struggle to have much sympathy for people who were using a service clearly priced in a way that bore no relationship to the actual cost of said service and are now SHOCKED that the giant corporations behind those services are starting to charge them more realistic prices.

Google accused of pushing 'free for life' G Suite users onto paid plans

Noodle

After the previous fiasco with these legacy free workspaces a few years ago we put in place a back up plan to migrate off Google if they ever tried it again, they back tracked last time but it's pretty clear the writing is on the wall for these free workspace accounts. For whatever reason these now look bad on someone's internal dashboard at Google and now they want to get rid of them.

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

Noodle

Re: That's not all that's wrong with Google AI

Refer to the recent article on how Chrome silently downloads a 5gb model directly into your computer to run it's inferencing.

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage

Noodle

Re: In-house

I hear it's actually turtles all the way down.

Palantir CEO: 10 percent of the world 'professionally hates us'

Noodle

Mo money no problems

Turns out being a capitalist with no morals can be very profitable, who could have known?!

Where to buy a non-Apple, non-Google smartphone

Noodle

Re: Expectation

Well maybe once upon a time but here in the land of the long white cloud (New Zealand) our 3G network has just been shut down and it turned out a lot of supposed "4G" phones actually fall back to 3G when making calls to 111 (the emergency services) and since you would likely only find that out in a situation where you tried to ring the emergency services it's made using random old phones a bit of a risky prospect.

Two men charged over series of arson attacks on 5G masts

Noodle

To be fair it looks more like an unfinished job than pedantry.

AI models will deceive you to save their own kind

Noodle

Re: You’ll know when it’s time to kill AI

Looks like it's time then!

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-98037-1

ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp

Noodle

Re: The Oracle gambit

If you've got a guy regularly closing $20M deals you want to work out how you can pay him MORE to keep him on the team, not screw him over so he leaves for a competitor. Do these people even understand how business works?

Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward

Noodle

Surprised Pikachu Face.

Seriously though how can anyone using these products not realize they are currently massively subsidized and big price corrections upwards are inevitable as the market matures.

Royal Navy races to arm ships against drone threat

Noodle

As you say though, this issue has been apparent for a couple of years and so an RFP with a lead time of just a few weeks smacks of a last minute scramble to provision something that should have clearly been on their radar (no pun intended) for a while.

Noodle

Weeks you say? Totally understandable, it's not as if there has been a nearby years long war with massive use of offensive drones happening that could have prompted there idea of "anti drone" systems maybe possibly being a good idea in the near future. Who could have possibly forseen that.

Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

Noodle

Recently discovered Vivaldi and it rocks.

All your bots are belong to US if you don't play ball, DoD tells Anthropic

Noodle

Re: There's no way the Defense Production Act allows that

The DPA is incredibly broad so they could easily do that if they want e.g.

Title I: Priorities and Allocations, which allows the President to require persons (including businesses and corporations) to prioritize and accept contracts for materials and services as necessary to promote the national defense.

Noodle

Re: What a bunch of liars

You'll note they didn't specify *which* law and one thing we've all learned recently is that US laws aren't worth the paper they are written on when it comes to the actions of the government or military.

Noodle
Terminator

Re: "autonomous weapons that use AI to make final targeting decisions"

"You're right, you did specify to only target Russians but I didn't do that. Since Russians are humans and Russians are enemies I targeted all humans instead. Let me retry that for you and this time I won't annihilate all humans."

Recycling biz reckons AI features are destroying smartphone resale values

Noodle

Just recently looked at buying a new phone and unfortunately all the premium models I looked at with quality materials, glass, charging features etc. were all encumbered with crappy AI "features" I don't want and will never use. As the commenters in the article state, it's now extremely difficult if not impossible to buy a premium quality phone without AI crowbarred into it.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

Noodle
Joke

Re: Leaving aside the claim of sentience…

Certainly puts a whole new spin on the idea of "binary" gender.

Founder ditches AWS for Euro stack, finds sovereignty isn't plug-and-play

Noodle

Re: 'Europe' is not a sovereign entity.

While that is technically true I think the point here is that all EU nations are subject to the same EU laws e.g. data protection, and not the laws of an increasingly economically and politically hostile nation like the USA.

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

Noodle

Re: Cheer up, kids.

Sounds to me more like you have no experience of workplace environments decades ago. Things that outrage people now were commonplace back then, including hazing rituals and as those things go this is actually one of the milder ones I have seen or heard about at the time.

Open source registries don't have enough money to implement basic security

Noodle

"yet they still charge for services. In fact it is good practice; otherwise people will abuse the system"

Tell me you're an American without telling me you're American.

Noodle

Re: Hospital charges

It's unlikely you are paying a hospital for parking though, probably a third party operating a car park on hospital property. Unless you consider car parking to be a service that hospitals should offer but personally I'm happy with them focusing on medical care.

Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

Noodle

Never been threatened in my tech career but in an earlier life working late nights in a call center for a pizza delivery chain in London, threats were all too common. You would not believe how angry people can get over a thin bit of bread covered in cheese and tomato.

Noodle

Re: Why wasn't the violent idiot fired immediately and the cops called?

And fair enough too, back in the 1990s the IRA were still regularly bombing places and murdering civilians. Maybe the guy was a nutter, but maybe not. I'm glad your workplace took such threats seriously.

Next-gen nuclear reactors safe enough to skip full environmental reviews, says Trump admin

Noodle

They do say that stupidity is ultimately a self solving problem.

Maybe CISA should take its own advice about insider threats hmmm?

Noodle

At the least the USA is still a world leader in one field - that of staggeringly incompetent leadership. Another three years or more of this corrosive administration it's going to leave that country a hollowed out shell off it's former self.

The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked

Noodle

There's nothing wrong with the idea judging by the huge global market for these devices. They just couldn't compete with Chinese brands that did the same or better for half the price.

Noodle

The article seems to imply that irobot/Roomba failed because there isn't a market for robot vacuum cleaners or that the concept is inherently flawed, but that is clearly nonsense. The current market for robot vacuum cleaners is huge and of course now mostly dominated by Chinese manufacturers. Roomba has failed because it could no longer compete on either price or innovation but unlike Western car manufacturers it will not be kept going on life support.

Personally I've had several robot vacs and they have mostly been great, but none of them were Roombas because why would I pay 2x or 3x more?

Jeff Bezos gives CEO another go at $6.2B AI startup Prometheus

Noodle

I reckon the person that named "Project Prometheus" was not actually familiar with the legend or the fate of the eponymous hero, which as I recall involved having his liver pecked out by an eagle every day for eternity.

YouTube coughs up $24.5 million to make Trump 'censorship' case go away

Noodle
Pirate

I mean this is just straight up extortion. The Mob has nothing on The Donald.

CISA: Wow, that election had a lot of foreign trolling. Trump's Homeland Sec pick: And that's none of your concern

Noodle

When you basically run your entire campaign on a wave of disinformation of course the first thing you do is take out the people who might have something to say about that.

MongoDB CEO says if AI hype were the dotcom boom, it is 1996

Noodle

As someone who was an active user of the web in 1996 I dispute the assertion that it was "not very interesting", as I recall it was an extremely exciting time of rapid innovation and creativity pushing the boundaries of what was then a very new technology.

Linux Deepin 23: A polished distro from China that Western desktops could learn from

Noodle

Microsoft doesn't *have* to bother it's users with advertising, it just does it because it can, because money.

London council accuses watchdog of 'exaggerating' danger of 2020 raid on residents' data

Noodle

The arrogance of that response to the ICO's reprimand is probably an indicator of their approach to security and how they ended up in this situation in the first place.

Snowflake tells customers to enable MFA as investigations continue

Noodle

"Snowflake said.."

It would be nice to have a link or some attribution as to where this was allegedly said as there doesn't appear to be any first hand source for this in can find on the web.

Stack Overflow simply bans folks who don't want their advice used to train AI

Noodle

Same. Honestly just screw these guys, they seem to have forgotten that the entire Stack product is built on the back of countless hours of free work contributed by users. Giving those contributors the finger and claiming all the content as their own property, why would anyone contribute to that mess anymore.

Snowflake share price falls after revenue forecasts dip below expectations

Noodle

Unexpected bills are nothing new, have these people never been through an Oracle audit before?

"Well Mr Customer, I realize you have paid an eye watering sum of money to have our supposed "Enterprise" edition, but it looks to me like you've used advanced compression on those indexes, so you better dig deep and hand over some more cash!"

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

Noodle

Re: Or...

Maybe I'm an old cynic but this is far more plausible than Microsoft dropping the ball like the article suggests. Nadella is not Ballmer, there's no way he didn't anticipate this kind of scenario.

Latest layoffs: Lyft, Stripe more than decimate staff

Noodle
Thumb Up

Nice to see the word "decimation" being used correctly for once!

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

Noodle

An insurance company I worked at had a similar experience, tech showed up to service a UPS unit and was supposed to switch power away from UPS unit while keeping everything else on. Instead they managed to turn off all power to the entire server room. On a Friday. Absolute chaos ensued, staff were summoned back from holidays, one particular bit of Fujitsu kit would not come back up and required a tech from HQ in Japan to remote in and coax it back to life. A heroic weekend-long effort by IT team managed to get everything back on line by Monday.

A week or so later the IT team received an invoice from the UPS tech for his work. Suffice to say some colourful language and loud phone calls later the invoice was consigned to the rubbish bin, unpaid.

Ex-WSJ reporter says he was framed in elaborate 'hack-and-smear' operation

Noodle

We buy it mostly from Norway, Russia (up until this year anyway) and the Netherlands. USA is actually also a significant supplier.

FTC sues Intuit for false advertising, says 'free' TurboTax isn't always free

Noodle

About damn time, Inuit has been getting away with this rort for years.

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

Noodle

"People getting used to the idea that the car will simply sort everything out so there's no need to pay attention."

This is exactly the problem with Teslas. It's (mostly) not a technology problem, it's the way they are marketed. We all know that no-one reads the manual any more and if you give enough people a feature called "autopilot" then some of them are going to interpret that literally, leading to accidents like this one.

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