... you might get eaten by a grue.
7 posts • joined 15 May 2007
"When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back."
[sticks out tongue]
"And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon. "
In other news, I have a shipment of humour here for Peter Howardson and Dave Barnhart. You may want to check out our other exciting products; satire, irony, parody and wit. ;-)
From a Slovak friend:
"- somebody forgot to tell the journalist that poor stephen was naked and started to masturbate in the fountain... such a shame
- there was an article about it in SR newspapers and also Czech newspapers... pity for him
- plus some of his maybe friends maybe not... destroyed some monuments in the town
- some sculptures or somethin..."
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