Posts by Ministry of Truth

Cadbury flakes in face of Kraft bid - cuts expected

Well...

...I was going to have some couriered over to you, but seeing as you've already tried it...

Mines the dirty brown one, trying to lure young ladies with chocolate, as if that would ever work...

May I recommend...

Montezuma chocolate?

If Mistress Bee would like a sample, all she has to do is ask.... ;)

Makes Green and Blacks seem uninspired by comparison...

Still, I confess to a dirty CDM addiction, in the same way as I love McDonalds Quarter Pounders with Cheese. It's the ultimate slut burger. It's not the burger to take home to your mom, but it's the one you want 10 minutes of dirty pleasure with. CDM is pretty much the same...

Google Wave invites stack up - who's still playing?

Chrome

I would use it at work to, erm, work (or chat, or whatever it can do) but it needs a chrome plug in on the browser. Trying to get IT to upgrade that sort of thing can be a pain when you have to explain you want it for a messaging service.

Personally, I'm holding out hopes that they will integrate it with Android, and I can use it on my phone in some cool and amazing way. I think that's got a lot of potential - we already spam texts at all our friends in this way, being able to pull that all together would be wicked.

Of course, phone companies might object to that a little.

Now I just need some friends...

Top Tory strategist arrested in Brum

Worked for Har-person...

Nuff said...

Crazy

OK - few points here...

1) if they arrested him, simply for calling someone a wanker after they'd made him miss his train, will he now have had a DNA sample etc? Arrest seems an over-reaction as it is, and the recent infringements on civil liberties that this autocratic governement has introduced are part and parcel of that it seems. Counter Massage nothing. This is just plain heavy handed over zealous self important state behaviour. It's frustrating that this sort of sanctioned bullying exists, and there is nothing that the citizens of this state seem to be able to do against it.

2) I'm a brummie, who lives in London, and frankly London is the only place in the UK with public transport that works. Automatic ticket barriers, oyster cards etc, all mean that you get the most number of people through the system in the shortest space of time. New Street station (I presume it was) has none of these, and relies on surly and obstructive staff instead. If you're not used to the system, or in a hurry, or perhaps used to a train system that works to rational and sensible methods it's likely that you will get caught out by New Street.

3) Why didn't he just use the one ring and walk through invisibly? My precioussssssssss

Police Intelligence may be a thing of the past

Too good to miss

World's best oxymoron!

Or is that too easy?

T-Mobile: Google to open Android Market to Win Mo apps

Screen size?

Isn't this the one that's meant to have a 4.3" screen, not a 3.8"?

Translation outfit seeks Glaswegian speakers

Dudley

Wait til she gets to The Black Country... ;)

Giant megaships to suck 'stranded' Aussie gas fields

OMFG how can you miss this??

Given that Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus has just been released on DVD, how can you all have missed the oportunity to do "if Jerry Bruckheimer had directed Jaws" option,

Can you imagine the explosion if Megashark chomped down on an LNG boat, and Rod Schniedier shot it?

Playmobile, or I'll have to draw it...

(can we have a "mega" icon?)

First prison sentence for extreme porn

Another piece of car crash legislation

And it's set to get worse peeps, as Gordon The Moron tries to win back the middle classes by pandering to their Daily Mail inspired fears

I can't wait until they are actively referred to as the Moral Majority...

No one in their right mind would defend someone for having indecent images of children, and the extreme publications act covered all this before.

This is crap legislation from an administration that fiddles while rome burns on the pointless and trivial.

Lifting themselves from the dirt they wallow in by constantly pushing down on the people they were chosen to represent.

I walked past Westminster last night and was amused to see all the police standing there with guns keeping people out. If I had my way, they'd be facing the other way and stopping these corrupt and ignorant bastards from getting out. The public needs protecting from them.

Home Office minister owned by own rules

Good Ridance

Car Cras Legislation bites minister in the arse! Shocker!

Lessons learned - zero - Shocker!

How terribly middle management, to be so insecure in their position that they constantly push down on the people below them, just to lift their snouts a fraction higher in the trough.

Go. Just stop the farce. Don't insult us with your excuses. Apologies do not excuse your constant explotation and fundamental failure to govern. All of you. We're sick of it.

Before you let the door hit you on the way out you can settle your parliamentary food bill too.

Cheerio