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Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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FAIL

"It's called inheritence!"

No it's not, inheritance is receiving somebody's estate. Are you expecting to receive a payout from your parent's employer?

Then again, if you're the type of person that expects inheritance, it's always possible. As far as I'm concerned, inheritance is a "bonus" and should never be relied upon. It's money your parents have earned, and it's up to them what they do with it - just don't plan your life around it.

PETA riled by Mario's raccoon skin suit

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FAIL

@Oliver Mayes

Funny, the only reference to a Tanuki being skinned alive all refer to PETA & Mario. One would think it would be referred to on the Raccoon Dog article on Wikipedia (it's not even like there have been lots of edits removing controversial information, eg. skinning them alive).

As always, show a proper reference - no PETA press releases don't count - and you'll get some support.

BT Tower falls over, crushes X Factor hopefuls

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Unhappy

If only it were true.

The X Factor bit, not the tower.

Netflix signs Reservoir Dogs film firm for UK streaming

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FAIL

Do the *IAA actually want to make money?

You've got to wonder if the entertainment industry actually want to make money - they'll be earning money from licensing their products with zero overhead (they're not the ones paying for bandwidth). The only reason the contracts are different is that for some reason they believe it makes sense that everyone outside the 51 states pays significantly more.

I very rarely buy DVDs (and most of them are UK films), and gave up on LoveFilm very quickly. A streaming service with a good library would make me reach into my wallet far more often than renting a movie on a whim, and when it arrives realising I'm not in the mood to watch it.

Fusion boffins crack shreddy eddy plasma puzzle

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Trollface

All this talk of ITER

And you've never even mentioned Andrea Rossi's E-Cat LENR device. He did after all succeed in providing 478kW - a mere shortfall of 522kW - whilst it remained plugged into a generator.

Actually, it would be interesting to hear if Lewis has any opinions on the bloke and his mysterious device.

Music biz presses BT to block The Pirate Bay

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FAIL

Um, how?

Sure, you could MITM any http traffic over ssl, but it would of course introduce certificate errors for the client. That kind of setup is fine for a corporate environment where you can ensure that every client trusts the certificate, but it's *impossible* to do it for every consumer.

Stanford has a presentation on it: http://crypto.stanford.edu/ssl-mitm/

Adventures in Tech: Dive on in, the IPv6 is lovely

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Boffin

"Then reboot."

Why? Was it so you didn't have to add to the routing table manually? It's been quite a while since I've rebooted due to changing some network configuration, unless of course I want to make sure the changes persist.

It's probably because I'm impatient and don't want to have to wait through the boot process just to find out it's not working because I transposed a digit.

Robbers steal £1m worth of Modern Warfare 3 packs

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Coat

Proof that violent games beget illegal behaviour.

I bet they trained for the heist using a custom MW2 map too.

Oh please won't somebody think of the children!!!!11111eleven

Adventures in Tech: Taking the plunge into IPv6

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Thumb Down

Unfortunately not in their 2920 range though. I did demo a Watchguard XTM 23 though, it's all good on paper (IPv6 included), but the thing was awful, scanning it with nmap caused it to crash!

El Reg in email address blunder

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Facepalm

My faith in humanity has hit rock bottom*

1). Is the number 46,524 all of your users, or is it a selection of the users?

2). How do we know if we were included in the list?

* Well, what little I had left.

Saddam 'double' kidnapped by smut flick gang

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Coat

How's that going to help?

Or was Saddam a fan of the full brazilian?

WHSmith launches e-book reader rivals to Amazon Kindle

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Facepalm

@gerryg

Fuck me, out of a family of left handers I've never heard anyone mention things like that. I've never seen my dad have issues with power tools, in fact I'm quite happy to use a drill or sander in my left hand if I can't get into the correct position or my right hand is simply tired.

It seems that you're happier to complain about an unfair world configured for [about] 90% of the population than learn to rely less on your preferred hand.

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@Uncle Slacky

Or possibly spoken like a rightie in a family of lefties. My parents and both my sisters are lefties. They always had the mouse on the left hand side, seeing as I'd never used one I simply used my left hand too. It's not hard (as the late Steve Jobs would say). I still will quite happily use a mouse in my left hand if I need to do a lot of number pad entries. I also use my left hand to type on my smartphone (don't ask me why though)

Unless of course you're falling into the trap of believing that lefties are awkward.

Belkin Conserve

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Printer / Fax machine?

UK patent office spawns free search site

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Another thing

With no "money trail", it'll be harder to prove wilful infringement as you can now enter some fake details when requesting patents. In the states this probably wouldn't be a bad thing, but at the moment our patent system is at least vaguely sane.

That said, I've spoken to several patent holders in the UK, and none of them could recognise what the hell their own patents do after lawyers have gone over them, so being able to read a patent in now way means that it'll be of any use.

Laptop shoots spike into owner's hand

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Mushroom

Very disappointed*

I thought this would be about some crazy South African defence system retrofitted to the machine.

* And scared, my laptop's a Toshiba.

Woman nabbed for 'senseless' stiletto ATM attack

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Coat

Oh, that kind of stiletto

I've been reading too many Bond books recently.

Should your system offer Mr, Ms ... and Mx?

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Terminator

I did that one one of our company websites

I found a fairly comprehensive list of titles, though I did make sure all the common ones were at the top, separated by a divider. We even had somebody commenting on the fact that you could be a Jedi Knight. Nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted fun as long as it doesn't interfere with the usability.

Sites downed by 1&1 web outage

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Down again as of 1915

Whoo hoo.

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According to their twitter feed

Due to a database-outage, in combination with a software error, we suffered from a faulty root server configuration...

Therefore since about 9am EST internet applications of 1&1 server customers aren’t reachable. Only 1&1 customers who use a ...

dedicated or virtual server are affected. The majority of customers with hosting packages (shared/Dual-Hosting/Cloud) ...

hosting packages (shared/Dual-Hosting/Cloud) are not affected. Our technicians are working on the problem under high pressure.

We have a dedicated server and there definitely was an issue. Another piece of insanity is that they insist on using twitter to post updates (and have to split messages over several tweets). You've got a dedicated status page, use it FFS.

Yoof survey: 'Internet as vital as air'

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Boffin

Surely this should be put to the test.

Hmm, guess I'm not the only person to thin so.

TalkTalk still the most whinged about telco

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Flame

Whinge, really?

I tend to think of whinging as annoyingly complaining for little or no reason. From experience, there's plenty to complain about when it comes to Talk Talk.

Skype for iPhone makes stealing address books a snap

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Regarding point two

"So Apple should restrict address book data from apps? Even contact based apps like Skype?"

No, it should inform users if an app will attempt to access their contacts when it's installed. Clearly this wouldn't have prevented this Skype bug, and it's entirely possible that it could happen on Android seeing as when you install it you give it access to your contacts.

I do however think that the Android security model is vastly superior as it gives me warning if somebody wants to snarf my contacts. If a game tells me it wants access to Fine Location (GPS), Contacts & Internet, then there's no way I'm installing it.

Why Android houses should give Google the 'fork you'

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"One of the biggest arguments AGAINST the success of Android is the cell company's idiotic need to mess with the installation, changing the look of the UI, packaging a load of bloatware..."

Too bloody right, a colleague got a Vodafone Desire HD when they came out, and it's a dream to use - very little bloat etc. Another colleague bought one on recommendation - unfortunately after Vodafone had enough time to fuck it up - I helped him install a custom ROM so he could have something other than a shiny brick. It works like a dream now.

BT trying for fibre 'monopoly', claims TalkTalk chief

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I was the same, until I wanted to leave. Once you need to talk to them you *will* wish death on them.

It took our company 14 months to get money back from them after they continued billing us. It took complaints to Ofcom & Otelo to get it sorted. After the issues was "resolved" then they restarted the cancelled direct debit again. Funnily enough they couldn't provide the mandate to our bank when requested. We very nearly called Thames Valley police in the, however I now have the name, number & email address of a very helpful lady from the chief exec's office.

The only way to deal with them is cancel your direct debit the moment your request a MAC. That way it's them chasing you for money, rather than the other way round.

End of UK local dialling in sight as numbers run out

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Boffin

I'm sure I'm being thick

But how can the network get confused when I dial a 6 digit number which doesn't start with a zero from my landline, Surely a lack of area code should default to the originating area code.

If I dial my home number sans area code from my mobile nothing happens. Likewise, if I dial my mobile number sans prefix the call isn't connected.

Saying that, whenever I dial a local number from a landline, I always add then prefix. No idea why, I don't do it when I'm back in Ireland.

More information please?

Cisco accused of tailoring tech to aid Chinese abuses

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Wrong company

You're thinking of IBM, being the sole distributor of punch cards really did help detect any hebrew content. It also helped the trains run on time.

'Poems are the original text messages,' says Laureate

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Thumb Up

Exactly

She probably means that young people are reading a lot less of the self important dross* that her ilk churn out.

* I'd have a lot more empathy with poets and their creations if the bloody stuff wasn't forced down my throat whilst at school. The final straw was when my teacher response to my question "is all of Emily Dickinson's work this morbid" was "her work isn't morbid". The question was prompted by her "informing" us of the imagery in "Because I could not stop for Death"

Kremlin green lights Siberia-Alaska tunnel

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Re: Fault line

I'm not a geologist, but according to this Alaska & Eastern Siberia are both on the same plate:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Plates_tect2_en.svg

99% of UK gov websites are breaking the law

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WTF?

186 cookies?

That's a WTF in itself, I can see the committee decision:

PHB #1; We need to store as much information as possible on the visitors

Tech: Why?

PHB #1: just because

Tech: We'll probably need a database to do that much information.

PHB #2: I've heard about these things called cookies, why not use them

Tech: You've got to be shitting me. **Gets out razor blade**

Motorola beefs up rugged Android smartphone

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Stop

Motoblur

While it sounds good - for sailing, hiking skiing etc, I really balk at the idea of getting a phone with Motoblur.

WTF is wrong with stock Android - I want to use my phone, not gaze adoringly at it while it struggles to do anything due to excessive bloat.

UK's first Stealth fighter in successful catapult test

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Re: Have to say

Funny, I think it's ugly as sin.

Chinese lecturer demands his students acquire iPads

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Re Choose books

Bull, I spent 2 years* using old edition engineering books. They'd barely changed from the current editions, apart from everything being in imperial, which was actually a bonus, seeing as we used and were examined in both SI and imperial units.

* Like a sucker I bought shit load of books in 1st year, I then realised I could check them out from the library - not a single other person requested them in 2 years.

Apple fails to get US 'App Store' trademark injunction

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Stop

Actually... we know it's preliminary

It's not stopping us from celebrating as it's a step in the right direction. What would your reaction to Tesco attempting to trademark "Grocery Store"?

Apple didn't coin the word "app", it's been used by developers for decades - I found an old floppy of programs I'd written as a teenager, care to guess what the folder that contained them was called?

*Not an anti-fanboi, am an Android developer (amongst others), recommend Apple products when applicable, loath vendor tie-ins.

Ofcom maps state of UK broadband

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Devil

There is an upside

Every time they fuck up, cc any complaints to the company secretary, we ended up £120 in good will gestures. Still not worth the hassle though.

I now have the name & number of a very nice lady in the chief executives office, as much as I feel I should post it for all to see, it's probably a little harsh on her.

Atmos 2.0 now shipping

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Coat

In other news, EMC is leaving Earth for Castor 36

There is a delicious irony in the fact it's cloud related too, seeing as it's an American corp I doubt it's an in joke.

Oracle: 'Google owes $2.6bn in damages'

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Coat

I'd care

It'd be a waste of a bloody good yacht.

Accused autistic hacker Ryan Cleary freed on bail

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Childcatcher

Re: I have to wonder

You're not the only one. My mother's a psychologist, originally working for the drug service in inner city Dublin (some great stories from that), but now as a child psychologist, mainly doing assessments. When Aspergers "hit the scene", suddenly she was saying anyone who was a little nerdy and asocial had it. She was seriously unimpressed when I described it as the "new black".

As far as I can see, the psych* professions love fitting people into boxes (metaphorical, that is), and they always jump at the chance to use the newly found one.

Iranian pimp plates arse up Afghan car sales

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FAIL

Well done

Well done for comparing the obvious abbreviation of a word to a two digit number that is loosely associated with the word pimp. You have successfully proved that stupidity does indeed reign.

Stealth-cam software snaps laptop looter

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Joke

Blatant invasion of privacy

How would he like it if somebody took photos of him working, sleeping, staring deliriously & wacking off to porn.

Researchers find irreparable flaw in popular CAPTCHAs

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Coat

Graham's number

Sure, but when I typed "Graham's number" into Wolfram Alpha, it didn't give me any representations of it - ergo it's just not that good.

GCHQ man: Powerline networks do interfere with radio

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Number stations

"Numbers Stations are mysterious radio broadcasts that have been around since the 1950s. They transmit what appear to be random numbers, spoken aloud, and are assumed to be broadcast instructions for operating spies."

Are you saying Hurley won the lottery after using numbers broadcast by secret squirrel?

Use of Weapons declared best sci-fi film never made

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Grenade

Bastards

I read that as "Use of Weapons declared best sci-fi film ever made", and was wondering how the hell I missed it. Saying that, maybe it's for the best as I tend to be let down by films made from books that I've enjoyed.

@amanfromearth: I tend to at least try reading the book before reserving judgement, but then maybe that's just me.

WTF is... IPv6?

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Re: decent IPv6-capable CPE

I've perused those matrices fairly well, It's fairly easy to find an IPv6 router, it's just difficult to find one that has a built in ADSL2+ modem too. The ones that did appear to tick all boxes were either out of my price range for a simple trial project, or appeared to be fairly buggy in reviews.

There's also the "IPv6 Ready Logo Program Approved List"

https://www.ipv6ready.org/db/index.php/public/search/?pc=2

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Boffin

Re: Well...

You're unfortunately correct. BT can't be arsed to provide IPv6 for their leased line customers, meanwhile I've signed up to AAISP (already knew about them before this article) and get native IPv6 on my home ADSL connection.

Office - Cisco 3825 (c. £3000) - £1079 pcm - no IPv6

Home - Linksys WRT54g (6 years old, £10 ebay value) - £20 pcm - native IPv6

Something tells me BT have to pull the finger out, but guaranteed they won't bother until the last moment where they'll provide a shit service until they iron out the bugs, and charge their customers a premium to recoup they costs due to their short-term savings.

I've had to flash the WRT54g with OpenWRT, but it performs perfectly as a dual stack router. Unfortunately there don't appear to be any dual stack ADSL Wireless routers available anywhere, so it will be just us geeks for the next while.

I do take slight offence to the "very sad" part though, what's wrong with building up a decent working knowledge of technology that I *will* have to support in the future?

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Re: Hmmm

No necessarily. RFC4941 allows for privacy extensions which will randomize your address. Unfortunately it appears to be a little buggy on Win7.

TalkTalk claims wooden spoon for highest level of broadband gripes

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About right

They still haven't given us the money the stole* from us, after 10 months. They're now ignoring the fact they've been told by the ombudsman to give it back plus a good will gesture.

v. stole: v.tr. To take (the property of another) without right or permission**.

The bastards kept removing money from our account after we cancelled it. Let that be a lesson to anyone dealing with the fuckers, cancel your direct debit immediately. If you do end up owing them anyway, let them chase you.

I signed up with Tiscali for free international calls, the service was pretty good until TalkTalk took over.

IPv4 addresses priced at $4 on new trading site

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That's a little high

I'll give you £8,388,608 for it.

Blighty's Skylon spaceplane faces key tech test in June

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Lift coefficient & stall speed

I'd love to know what those two numbers are. The last time I saw a wing planform like that, it was attached to an F-104, let's hope it doesn't have a similar flight envelope.

Upgrade-hungry office drones ponder PC prangs

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Flame

Reminds me of this story

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/What-Should-I-Do-and-More-Support-Stories.aspx

Scroll to the last one: Broken/Deliberately Destroyed

I'm not a violent man, but story's like that make want to slap people.

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