Posts by Arnie Sintheshed

Identity & Passport Service in suicide bid?

Best. News. Ever.

That is all.

Student found guilty of obstruction in Sarah Palin email trial

If...

....this really was "a serious effort to derail Palin's bid for vice president", then instead of prosecution he should have received the Nobel Peace Prize.

Google vows to delete Chrome's unique client ID

Just use SRWare Iron instead...

...it uses the Chromium source code, but without any privacy issues. There is no reason anyone should use Chrome in preference to Iron, they're exactly the same thing but one does not track your every move.

T-Mobile to revamp tariffs

Actually, Fogcat...

...calls to 08** numbers have already been included in Flext allowances for more than a year.

Pig plague alert: Avoid missionary position

Right then....

...from now until we are given the all clear, I will replace all handshakes with 'bumped fists'. Might be a bit awkward at client meetings but we must all do our part.

Average Brit shags 2.8m people

I hope they...

...adjusted the answers for how men and women traditionally bend the truth when asked how many partners they've had.

Apparently a man will generally start with the truth and add five, and a woman typically starts with the truth and divides by three.