* Posts by Not Fred31

129 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Sep 2009

Smut oglers told to opt in to keep web filth flowing

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FAIL

The perfect intro to the non-neutral Internet

Game set and match to the big ISPs who have managed to produce a situation where government applauds and demands interferences in traffic and the introduction and use of invasive anti-net neutrality tools. Of course the government won't actually cotton on until it is too late. Idiots.

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

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Stop

YAWN - Frybashing = Orlowskiboring

zzzz

ISPs must be honest to keep net neutrality alive, say watchdogs

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WTF?

Transparent like the mobile phone billing systems, you mean?

Or transparent like useful?

"Transparency" is a dangerous buzz-word being pushed by "the internet is my cable TV service" telecoms monopolists and monopoly-wannabes.

Verizon in court to block net neutrality ruling

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FAIL

small edit

If the FCC has its way, ISPs won't be able to block users from accessing [what they consider to be] lawful content...

Ex US internal-security overlord bigs up cyber menace

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Facepalm

Security company thinks security is vrrrrry important?

Surely not?

Don't buy your iPad in a McDonald's car park

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WTF?

at McDonalds buying food?

Wow... she thought McDonalds were serving FOOD and she thought a block of wood was an IPAD...

Pre-paid Chinese users still anonymous despite new law

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Facepalm

So, what's your real name?

So, what's your real name, Mr Adam-All? Not up to no good, are you? Don't tell me you didn't register with your real name simply because nobody on this forum has a good reason for knowing your real name? Up to no good, are ya?

A Farewell to Oates: Adios, El Reg

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Devil

the downhill path

The downhill path of El Reg continues :-(

BT on site-blocking: Every case will need a court order

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Facepalm

talk about comparing apples with oranges....

...you're comparing apples with ocean liners. There is virtually no similarity between blocking spam and blocking websites

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its a great way of finding out where the best sites are...

.. and then circumventing the blocking system. I'd never heard of newzbin2 before.

ICO won't investigate Tory minister

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FAIL

ICO is as useful as a cocolate teapot...

without the chocolate.

Lost 1967 spacecraft found crashed on the Moon

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FAIL

News?

Really? News? They may have found the probe, which may have crashed on the moon after being programmed to, um, crash on the moon. This is like a lobotomised version of the Daily Sport.

Rupert Murdoch was never Keyser Soze

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This Orlowski bloke...

... he's some nut that pays you to allow him to publish random nonsense in your publication right? It's not like you pay him or anything, I assume - after all bull farmers will give you their waste products for free.

'Being cyber-stalked is as bad as being raped, or in a war'

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FAIL

the correct headling should have been

"National Centre for Cyberstalking Research finds that cyberstalking research is important"

Yahoo! reads! your! emails!

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FAIL

ICO=Chocolate teapot

minus the chocolate

Brussels to banks: Prepare for tougher data breach rules

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Pint

Chocolate teapot gets more power!

Now it just needs more political support, political courage, legal powers, financial resources, human resources and maybe, just maybe, the UK might end up with a functioning information commissioner.

ICO drops News of the Screws probe

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FAIL

Less useful than a chocolate teapot

After all, you can eat a chocolate teapot... its made of chocolate.

Europe flashes report card on data protection

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Meh

not a big deal but....

... you assume wrong ("we assume with advice from the EDPS,"). Commissioner Viviane Reding was motivated to act as a result of a significant number of individual UK citizens contacting her directly about Phorm. This type of process is somewhat outside the EDPS' remit.

'One size fits all' EU data law would undermine rights, says Clarke

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FAIL

No law also undermines rights

If a single EU law would undermine rights, would it do so more than the complete abject failure to implement data protection legislation in the UK at the moment? If he cares so much about rights being undermined, where are his proposals to beef up the toothless, gumless, jawless ICO?

Using the internet in the People's Republic of China

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"because of the harm it does children"?

I thought child porn was blocked because it was easier than dealing with the real problem.

And if child porn is blocked because of the harm it does children, what about blocking of websites in the Digital Economy Act? Do IPR infringements hurt cuddly bunnies?

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Dead Vulture

what has happened to el reg

Rightholder fundamentalist propaganda.

Propaganda for the nuclear industry.

Now as-predictable-as-the-dawn porn propaganda from the US.

Come back old el reg, all is forgiven!

Love Bug malware-inspired film gets big screen premiere

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Coat

Which version of reality?

I wonder which version of reality the film uses - the one where the FBI "tracks down" the source of the virus to the Philippines (as per the press of the time), or the one where his school's address is written in plain text in the code of the virus (as per reality).

UK still to ratify Euro Cybercrime pact ten years on

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Stop

Have you actually read the Convention

It is absurd. Definition of "computer data": ""computer data" means any representation of facts, information or concepts in a form suitable for processing in a computer system.

The sound of a cow mooing in a field is suitable for processing in a computer system, you just need to point a microphone at it.

Child protection website insecurity fixed

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Coffee/keyboard

Shower of amateurs

They''re such experts that they've been chasing around Europe lobbying for Internet blocking while, in reality, they are such amateurs that they cannot run a basic website.

Interview: Unisys on the cybercrime treaty

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FAIL

They do know the CoE convention is dead, right?

I mean... if they are such experts, they would, right?

After years of failed efforts to get global signup to it, the UN is at the early stages of drafting a replacement.

MoD rejects Gaddafi low-flying aircraft complaint

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Stop

this would be funny if....

... people weren't dying.

Sweden postpones EU data retention directive, faces court, fines

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Flame

Commissioner Malmstroem... total failure

It is amazing that Austria capitulated. The EU Commissioner responsible fought against the Directive when she was a parliamentarian. She then went on to become a Minister in the Swedish government, which chose not to implement the Directive. Now she's an EU Commissioner who suddenly believes the Directive is essential! Pathetic and sad in equal measures.

Fukushima reactor shell ruptured?

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Maybe the IWF could help the Japanese government...

... manage the information flow...

Defence talks to forge EU cyberwar strategy

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EU cyberwar strategy?

It is in the headline but not in the text...

Fukushima is a triumph for nuke power: Build more reactors now!

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WTF?

Satire?

I really can't tell.

Seriously... the ongoing threat of major natural catastrophe, thousands of displaced people, radiation leaks... all proof that this technology is safe and reliable? Are you the nuclear version of that El Reg copyright "journalist"?

Cyber cops and domain name registrars meet to tackle net crooks

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WTF?

it is about child porn?

Yeah right

Cellphone exposure linked to changes in brain activity

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WTF?

Um... this research was done at least 12 years ago

Hello,

The University of Bristol carried out the same research with the same results about twelve years ago, with the same results. However, they - feasibly enough, I think - put the effect down to heat effects.

Jacqui Smith 'shocked' to discover we're drowning in sea of porn

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Paris Hilton

Would somebody PLEASE

think of the children!!!

Labour forum leaks email addresses

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Unhappy

The ICO will be on their ass like....

... a baby flea.

ICO Deputy exposes Data Protection law wish list

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Stop

if you could spell...

...subsidiarity, your article would have more credibility.

US gov funds censorship-busting tech alternatives to Wikileaks

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Stop

talk is cheap, mastercard is priceless

If you have Mastercard, Paypal, Visa, EveryDNS, Amazon, etc, doing the censorship for you, it is perfectly easy to be tough on censorship laws.

Euro cops mull crowd-sourced cybercrime data

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Stop

it's all about lady gaga

The ultimate plan is to have EU-wide blocking/filtering for intellectual property purposes - which also explains why Virgin's reaction to the govt's plans to block all "porn" was... "well, we can block websites... let's see what we can do to help"

Facebook trains self to recognize your face

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FAIL

privacy setting?

"Facebook offers a privacy setting that will prevent it from suggesting your name as a tag, "

How does one avail of this setting when one is not a member?

Google charges feds $25 a head for user surveillance

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WTF?

should be commended"?

"Microsoft could be commended for choosing not to make a single penny "

No paper trail - the feds can ask for what they want, when they want, with the MS open door policy. Why on earth would this be commended?

Europe questions move to block child sex abuse images

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WTF?

Reasonable job? Really?

"Apart from the occasional hoo-hah for blocking Wikipedia it does a reasonable job."

Reasonable?

Does it take the websites offline?

Does it identify the victims?

Does it identify the abusers?

Does it arrest and prosecute the abusers?

Does it stop anyone who has a modicum of technical knowledge that can work around the block?

Reasonable job? Really?

BT shields gentle customers from Min of Sound pirate raids

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FAIL

BT lawyers to return to law school?

"to ensure our broadband customers are adequately protected so that rights holders can pursue their claims for copyright infringement without causing unnecessary worry to innocent people."

Everyone is innocent until proven guilty.

Google: Street View cars grabbed emails, urls, passwords

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yeah, but, no, but... yeah...

Would you like to work in the organisation that receives the cash and have responsibility for demonstrating independence from your cash cow's influence (while maintaining balance)?

International Telecom Union drags self out of past

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Stop

ITU=A problem in search of a problem in search of a solution

The ITU had a reason for existing in the past - it harmonised telephone numbering, <selfcensorship>but it is not entirely blameless</selfcensorship> in much of the corruption in the telecoms world. Even today it shamelessly offers "cash for access" to decision-makers on its website.

If the ITU disappeared tomorrow, the world would be a better place.

Extreme makeover: HP storage edition

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WTF?

please read and delete

As it is not possible to comment on Orlowski's posts, I felt I should point out to El Reg that his story on the Council of Europe is completely factually wrong. It was the Council of Europe (47 Member States - human rights focussed) that adopted the net neutrality recommendation. It was not the EU, it was not the EU's Council of Ministers (27 Member states, economy focussed). The whole article is sheer 'nads. I've tried to explain this to him before - his responses was "they're all the same".

Please buy some real journalists - and not idiots whose heads are so far up their own backsides they could lick their own tonsils.

Internet firms welcome CEOP chief's exit

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Stop

you're with us or you're a paedophile...

...the slogan that gives these people absolute power and everyone knows that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Fibre broadband is good for you, Conroy tells Aussies

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FAIL

Conroy is a fruitcake

Nutty as...

End of...

UK privacy watchdog clears Google Wi-Fi slurp

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FAIL

If google rearranged an infinete number of stars...

to spell my name, my address and every search I ever undertook... the ICO still would find a reason to say that it wasn't personal data.

Steelie Neelie batters at China's Great Firewall

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WTF?

You say potato, I say "censorship"

She is also a strong supporter of the Internet blocking proposal recently made by the European Commission...

Commissioner pledges protection for net neutrality

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WTF?

She's also campaigning against net neutrality

Look at her statements on Internet blocking - the poor woman doesn't understand that forcing ISPs to invest in technologies to discriminate between different types of content will lead to a non neutral internet.

Primark pulls 'disgraceful' padded bikini for kiddies

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WTF?

That statement needs to be read very carefully

"It never fails to amaze me just how many High Street household names are now prepared to exploit the disgusting 'paedophile pound'."

1. Why on earth would paedophiles want children to wear clothes to make them look older and more developed?

2. If paedophiles are buying clothes for children, there is a far bigger problem than the fact that they would be buying inappropriate clothing.

3. Why do "child protection" "experts" not have to ever have to live up to basic standards of common sense?