Posts by IdristheSweep

Olympic Wenlock plod cops condemnation from Amazon wags

2012 UK Wenlock Tour...

...Coming to a car-boot near you from August.

Ancient Iceman murder victim was lactose-intolerant, sickly

Re: Re: milk is shorter to type

No, just a very early copy of the AD&D Player's Handbook!

Superhero oil-burping algae will save the world

Fully support the sentiment but not checking your basic facts undermines your article and diminishes its credibility.

e.g. "The 10 largest companies in the world are all oil companies"

Simply wrong, I'm afraid. By any measure. A simple Google search would have shown this.

Harry Potter director takes on Doctor Who movie

Laurie? As companion maybe...

...to Stephen Fry's Doctor.

Gov decides not to have scientific advice on drugs any more

<sigh>

It's at times like this that I ask myself "What would Jesus do?"

Revealed: Government blows thousands on iPhone apps

Wot?

No government app for tracking expenses?

Ah - not tranlatable into a logical ruleset. Understood.

Feel.me up for grabs in dot-me domain auction

Lagos calling?

p0wn.me

Strangely unregistered by the Ladz...

Apple, the iPhone 4G, the cops and the click-tart

Are you sure...

...it was the police who raided?

Or was it just iPlod?

Labour MP denies calling Tories 'scum-sucking pigs' on Twitter

Ah, finally...

...a user-base worthy of this platform!

Entire UK will be on ID database sometime in next 3 millennia

Fingerprints?

"Hillier added that as of 2012 the government will require people applying for a passport or ID card to submit ten fingerprints for recording in the National ID database."

They don't need ten fingers. Two will do.

Cartoon smut law to make life sucky for Olympic organisers

Wellspring of guilty...

So who's going to be painting little nappies on all the images of cherubs that bedeck our churches and galleries? Big hand to the first person who pops a pair of Pampers onto the statue of Eros outside Buck House!

Bus driver becomes Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov

Huffington Post??

I thought that was another name for the Daily Mail...