I can sort it for you James
Shock horror rich celebrity moves to the country and throws his weight around, Keith Floyd was accurate in his description.
If Mr Martin's problem is lycra clad louts taking over HIS roads at the weekend, I suggest he drives round on the weekday records it and plays it back at the weekend. He is a bit of an expert at that.
Probably much safer than him pursuing his pathetic juvenile fantasies and endangering others however stupidly they behave.
Even worse is a national newspaper publishing his comments.