* Posts by Spanners

1617 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Sep 2009

Super-leaker Snowden punts free PDF* of tell-all NSA book with censored parts about China restored, underlined

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Childcatcher

One day...

At some point in the future, if we get there, Snowden will will be seen as a patriot, defender of democracy and the US constitution.

The unknowable part is just what we will have to put up with first.

Think of the children because if it isn't fixed by the time today's children reach adulthood, it will be a matter of study for archaeologists.

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Black Helicopters

Re: bet rhere is no copy

Mine has it as a 11hour and 32minute audiobook.

Just added it to my "reading list" in BorrowBox.

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: Ex fruity genius...

I don't know whether they still have them but Glasgow University Library used to have a bunch of Macs (?SE?) for people to use. I once saw a student there, in a Bourka, take a misbehaving mouse and clean the ball on her her thousand year old outfit.

Contractors welcome Lords inquiry into IR35 before tax reforms hit private sector but fear it's 'too little, too late'

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Flame

Stop saying these are reforms

The word "reform" in dictionary.com is firstly defined as "the improvement or amendment of what is wrong, corrupt, unsatisfactory, etc"

It does not say words like break, injure, damage ruin or destroy even though that is what most government 'reforms' are meant to do.

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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Happy

" Joke What's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?"

It all depends on what's underneath it...

When my OTC unit went to the USA, we knew that we would be asked about this. We decided on the statement

Everything under the kilt is covered - by the Official Secrets Act.

China-US tariff tiff, Brexit, and a crap economy: Why OEMs spent $56bn less on semiconductors last year

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Happy

"all but decimated Huawei's handset business outside of China"

Their phones are cheaper than ever. This is good for the consumer. I just bought a P30 "lite". It means that US spooks will find it harder to spy on me. In case Chinese ones fancy doing so, I will not call any government types or have national defence plans on it!

All that Huawei stuff was an attempt at trade protectionism. It has sweet FA to do with security. I would be much unhappier if the CIA, NSA and other crooks found it too easy to connect into my phone, read it and sell the results to other US corporations.

They can't collect your bins or fix your roads. They let Google stalk visitors to their websites. Yes, it's UK local government

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Boffin

Re: but we are a /Responsible/ Authority

And if she hates it (despite her technical background)

It is possible she hates it because of her technical background.

RIP FTP? File Transfer Protocol switched off by default in Chrome 80

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Childcatcher

Tried FTP in a browser - didn't like it.

It was fiddly and awkward so I went back to using it from the command prompt.

For the last few years, I haven't even needed to do that as it has quietly faded into obscurity...

I suspect that the children here (IT workers under 30) wouldn't have a clue!

That's what makes you hackable: Please, baby. Stop using 'onedirection' as a password

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Happy

Re: Cut and paste ya bam

A lot of websites think they don't allow pasting into their password field. They do however seem to allow <Ctrl>+V

Orange has an elegant solution to Huawei question in France: We'll stick with Nokia and Ericsson for 5G networks

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Meh

Re: "The decision will please US authorities"

That sentence indicates that someone has not been paying attention.

The only reason behind the US' dislike of Huawei is that they are not under the control of the US. There are no US companies profiting and, more importantly, there is no possibility of them quietly giving access to US spooks and corporations to the insides.

It has between very little and absolutely no relevance to security. The security claim is to give SCROTUS something to pretend when the WTO accuses him of protectionism.

Things I learned from Y2K (pt 87): How to swap a mainframe for Microsoft Access

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Re: bare hands?

'creative' destruction

1 second in a microwave does them very prettily. more than 2 seconds sets off the fire alarms!

Cover for 'cyber' attacks is risky, complex and people don't trust us, moan insurers

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Re: I realise this ship has sailed...

I would have said cyberman...

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Meh

Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

It's the same confusion that causes the pro-EU camp to call the critics of the EU "europhobes".

They were called that in some parts of the media but I mentally file them under "xenophobes".

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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But...

This can never happen. All these assertions were part of "project fear".

And the good news is that the NHS will be getting £35 million more per week as of tomorrow.

Be careful, making assertions like that will have people believing that were comprehensively lied to by brexit politicians for their personal profits/

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It's been one day since Blighty OK'd Huawei for parts of 5G – and US politicians haven't overreacted at all. Wait, what? Surveillance state commies?

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Lets be clear

The US "problem" with Huawei and other vendors has got little to do with 5G security.

It has a lot more to do with the fact that US spooks may not be able to compromise them.

It has even more to do with the restrictive trade practices that SCROTUS wants to implement. He has been made aware of just how far the US is behind China, particularly Huawei. He wants to use security as a way of getting round WTO rules about protectionism and tariffs. He hopes that we are gullible on this because of the "really amazing" trading deals he can give us. Perhaps if we cooperated, it might convince others that there really is a security angle.

You spoke, we didn't listen: Ubiquiti says UniFi routers will beam performance data back to mothership automatically

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Big Brother

"This made the decision for me – switching over to Cisco."

Does he really think that moving to a different US company, even one as good as Cisco, will stop his data being guddled through?

You have a choice. You can either be monitored by US spooks and that will be then passed to US corporations or you can use Chinese stuff and possibly get monitored by their spooks but they are unlikely to sell it to US corporates to cover their costs.

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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Re: So many things emit 50Hz noise, or a harmonic of it..

what it the purpose of a bay leaf?

I understand he was the gardener for Sir Basil and Lady Rosemary...

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Re: Sometimes

if its utilised in the proscribed manner...

Who proscribed it? Spoilsports!.

I prescribe multiple uses of a lump hammer.

AI 'more profound than fire', Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai tells rich folks' talking shop

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Boffin

@ITMA

most electricity is (still) generated by fire (burning gas/coal/oil)

I have an APP on my phone that tells me what is currently making mt electricity. (Grid Carbon Intensity)

GAS - 38.8%

Coal - 4%

Oil - 0%

That comes to 42.8% so it isn't most.

There is an item called Biomass on the list but that is 6.6% so it is still not a majority. I assume that Biomass is burning something anyway.

At other times the figures have been much better.

Conclusion: Burning stuff for electricity is a lot more than it should be but it's getting better.

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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Re: Colour me cynical

Given the tendency towards *no* ports

I hadn't noticed many phones that do that. There are a lot more phones that do wireless charging as well as traditional wired charging but this inefficient method is no more environmentally friendly than anything else from Apple and others.

Certainly Apple has let it be known that **they** are interested in a portless phone - or at least allowed rumours to get out. 10% of smartphone sales is not an industry movement.

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Happy

RE: Musical Mice

Now I am being reminded of the friends of Bagpuss!

Looks like the party's over, folks: Global PC sales set to shrink as Windows 10 upgrade cycle tails off, says Gartner

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Boffin

Perhaps

Will there be a 128 bit version some day? 256?? 1024????

Those might be a reason to get new hardware. Alternatively, they might be yet another reason to again consider a "grown up" operating system long enough to get a rebate from Slurp Central.

EU declares it'll Make USB-C Great Again™. You hear that, Apple?

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@Intractable Potsherd

Is this really a thing?

A question like that raises the possibility that you may never have seen a normal "user".

1. Try and push the cable into the device.

2. If it does not go in, push harder. Repeat several times.

3. Without removing the cable, rotate through 540°.

4. Plug other end of cable into charger/pc/telephone socket

5. repeat 2 and 3

6. Examine shredded cable plug

7. Call IT informing them that you are putting in a complaint about yet another substandard cable

There is something comparable for unplugging cables too

Europe mulls five year ban on facial recognition in public... with loopholes for security and research

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Big Brother

Re: Bureaucratic unelected authoritarian EU

...will continue to give us British serfs the freedom to be monitored unchecked by all and sundry

This will not be "available" for everyone, just those he and his friends feel deserve it or are dark skinned enough...

Unlocking news: We decrypt those cryptic headlines about Scottish cops bypassing smartphone encryption

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Re: The FEDs want remote access...

No. Just Mrs Slocombe's.

This is also a system for GPs, right? UK doctors seek clarity over Health dept's £40m single sign-on funding

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Re: programme

Not being from, or yet under the control of, the USA it is spelt "programme".

Missing out the "me" at the end can be called an "Americanism" if you feel kind but telling someone to spell it that way is incorrect.

US hands UK 'dossier' on Huawei: Really! Still using their kit? That's just... one... step... beyond

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Holmes

Re: Oooh! Dossier from the US!

China has exploits of mass destruction that can be launched in 45 minutes

And the USA sells Windows. How long does that take to launch?

MI5 gros fromage: Nah, US won't go Huawei from dear old Blighty over 5G, no matter what we do

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Please define "national" security

When Trump talks about the state of their national security, and ours, he has a different meaning.

He is talking about the security of the profit line of corporaions belonging to his rich donors and friends. He has no more concern over the security of the USA than Boris has about the continued existence of the UK.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Pirate

Re: Remember, remember

It's a lot harder to keep secrets nowadays.

Example, a couple of years ago, someone at work complained that some courtroom parasites were stopping him from knowing the name of the footballer who had a super injunction out. It took me under a minute to find the information. It is no longer possible for "them" to hide stuff from me if it is known elsewhere. It may be unwise of me to rebroadcast it though.

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

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Re: No Limits!

...emails possibly subject to FOIA requests should be printed out, on paper...

I was told that if you all have is a printout of an email, the only thing it proves is that you have a printer.

Just look at a printout of an email. How long would it take you to run that up with a word processor?

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

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FAIL

Time Zones?

All equipment should be set to UTC/GMT but without summer time.

I have dealt with someone from the US who was permanently annoyed because nobody understood his local time. All I asked for was the offset!

Email blackmail brouhaha tears UKIP apart as High Court refuses computer seizure attempt

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Childcatcher

Re: Corbyn is now Left-Fractionalist to The New Tory Bolshevikism...

I understand that it is common in the USA for ones politics to drift to the right as one "grows up".

I have had the opposite experiance. After an expensive education (not as expensive as Boris' though), where I was happy to see Mrs Thatcher elected less than a year after I left school, I have drifted to the left as I became better aquainted with the real world as well as people not as fortunate as myself..

Is it that US youth has the opposite experience? Do they get a poor education that does tell them about the less fortunate whereupon they forget everything?

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Boffin

...but the UK as a whole is very centrist. Win that, you win power.

That wasn't how people voted. Or are you going to blame that on FPTP?

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Re: @NeilPost

El Reg is full of lefties

From a US point of view perhaps but most of the rest of us don't think that their views of what is left and right are particularly meaningful. After all, they defined a centre-right politician called Barack Obama as a dangerous far left crazy

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Pirate

RE: Email blackmail brouhaha tears UKIP apart as High Court refuses computer seizure attempt

...moderate leader...

Why does theLlabour party need one of those? It has never hurt the Conservatives to have a far from moderate one. In fact, since the 1980's, the more moderate the leader, the less they like to remember them.

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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Re: Fahrenheit?

No - we should be using Reamur.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

I know that England has a standardized measuring cup, because I've used them.

I have scales and I have a glass measuring jug. The scales are set to grammes. I think the jug has pints on one side but I use the other one that shows ML and parts of a litre.

If there are measuring cups in the house, SWMBO hides them from me.

If I come across a US recipe I want to try, I either use mental arithmetic to convert to metric or I ask Google to tell me. I'm too young to fully understand most imperial measures. I won't be 60 for another 3 weeks!

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Happy

Re: Fahrenheit?

I am too young to understand Imperial measurements.

At less than a month short of 60, so am I. I can do the sums to work out what someone from the USA actually means then they say that the temperature outside is "over 100 degrees" - subtract 32 and divide by 1.8 to get about 37.78 actual degrees. I can multiply miles by 1.6 to get a rough conversion to distance and if someone wants to talk about flooding you get litres if you multiply their unit (Acre Foot) by 14.8 million!

There is a difference between being good at sums and actually "understanding" units that are pretty unchanged since the time of Shakespere.

Anyway, about degrees. "Who else remembers being taught that "one Rad subtends 1 metre at a distance of 1 kilometre". How many of those to a degree?

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Re: Fahrenheit?

And furlongs per fortnight squared for acceleration.

Ericsson throws $1bn at US authorities to make bribery probe go away

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Big Brother

Re: So basically

financial malfeasance

That means not being a US corporation then?

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So basically

A non-US company bribes someone in another non-US country and the USA feels that, as the world police, they are entitled to investigate and/or extract money.

Many US companies got to where they are by dodgy deals (the F104 and MS Windows for example). Now that they are at the top of the tree, the ladder must be pulled up in case other countries demonstrate that they are short on principles too.

Things Microsoft will be glad to never see again: Windows 10 1809 and Windows Phone Office

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Linux

Sad

I really hoped that Windoze for phones might actually last.

As a confirmed "not Apple under any circumstances" user, I feel that there should be an alternative to Android. Maybe, Huawei will actually make something?

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

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@ Evil Auditor

...is Twitter not derived from twit?

I had always felt that if you trace back the origins..

Twitter

Twiddle

Twaddle

YMMV but there are some really interesting people out there and some of them tweet things very worth reading but there is also a stupendous amount of dross on Twitter. The trick is to only look at the interesting stuff. That's why I am not much troubled by advertising. I have this special device that stops me seeing adverts - it's called a brain...

Uni of London loses attempt to block mobe mast surveyors from Paddington rooftop

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Pirate

Will the students object? It depends...

I like to think that STEM students can be educated about the effects of non-ionising radiation and about the inverse square law.

I imagine the UoL has political science students who will "know" that radio waves are radioactivity, will make you glow in the dark, ruin your Feng Shui and thereby kill you.

Their legal students will want to see court cases in action.

Their engineering students may want to take it to bits to see how it works.

Do they have an OTC there? I knew people, when I was in one somewhere else, who would have loved to demolish things like that.

Journalism students can learn how to misrepresent whatever is going on.

Anyone doing IT can have fun poking their way the security systems and get free 5G.

Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room

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Pint

Tone tracker

At work, for this sort of investigation, I use a cable tracker - a "tone tester" but not the one used for tuning your guitar!

You probably need to fit a plug up one end of the wire although I have a little device with crocodile clips.

You plug the "transmitter" part into that and the other part can follow that particular cable along until you see where the other end is. Ours makes the same noise as the thing Dr McCoy in Start Trek used.

Perhaps you know someone who works in IT support who can lend you one.

Bad news: 'Unblockable' web trackers emerge. Good news: Firefox with uBlock Origin can stop it. Chrome, not so much

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Re: Sir Geoffrey

I like the idea of such a campaign but I can see a couple of problems.

1. Different ads and types of ads annoy different people.

2. Lawyers will get involved if we link to the offending adverts.

3. We will not know which advert we are talking about if we don't and lawyers might still see a way of making money by messing it up.

Email! HUH! Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing...

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20 Years Ago

I was busily making sure that the Y2K bug did not affect my employer.

It was successful. If the work had not been done they, like many others, would have faced a mess worthy of these pages.

As it was successful, we get comments in the press describing it as a load of nonsense because little happened. Little happened because people were fixing where possible and replacing where it wasn't.

Gas-guzzling Americans continue to shun electric vehicles as sales fail to bother US car market

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Re: "plug-in hybrids, full electric or fuel cell cars"

I recently told someone that I just couldn't see the point of a self charging hybrid.

They are just an internal combustion engine with a different type of transmission and possibly much better acceleration.

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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Coat

Re: Interesting problem

No doubt at a Poisson rate of arrivals!

Sounds fishy to me,,,

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: Surely

Jaywalking is an American thing anyway.

Yes, the term was invented my US car manufacturers to put the blame for unacceptable levels of pedestrian casualties upon the victims.

The rest of us just have pedestrians, some with more sense than others.