That penguin
Every time I see that stupid penguins vacant, derp-de-derp gaze next to a comment, I want to punch its idiot face.
It almost certainly stands as a giant warning sign that the comment next to its lifeless, dull black eyes is going to contain tired, awful, overused and most importantly, entirely unfunny puns.
Windoze! Ha ha ha! Doze as in...sleeping! Because of boredom ha ha very good!
M$! Instead of MS! Ha ha because it's a dollar sign! Because they're a business with the primary goal of making revenue, ha ha good one!
SIGH