* Posts by Peregrine

6 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2009

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

Peregrine
Big Brother

AC?!

As nicely as that was phrased, stand proud.

Mr Jobs, tear down that wall!

BB cause... well... it just is.

Too fat to fly: Kevin Smith and OpenOffice

Peregrine
Flame

sigh

Of course it has to be that the man eats hundreds of thousands of calories per second.

Really.

You ever consider the fact that not ALL overweight people eat tons of calories? Of course not, because you are a self-indugent tosser who doesn't have the thinking capacity to realize anything outside your own idiotically uninformed decisions made in that brain that most downs sydrome people would sigh and pat your ass on the head sadly for. You need the shit kicked out of you. Repeatedly.

Street View catches Finn with his pants down

Peregrine
Jobs Horns

Free decorations

As opposed to his which is green with brown stripes?

Steve... since he's a brown stripe as well. I will never forget what you did to my IIc+ Steve.

Steve Wozniak, your time is up

Peregrine
FAIL

Rik

Biggest. Troll. Ever.

Software fraudster 'fooled CIA' into terror alert

Peregrine
FAIL

/facepalm

Yes yes... because we KNOW that stupidity is strictly an American thing. *cough*

Bank of America demands thumbprint from armless bloke

Peregrine
Thumb Up

The banks in the US

sure seem to want an arm and a leg. You'd think they'd have just given him a hand with it.

Thumbs up because... well...

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