* Posts by MrVerbal

4 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Aug 2009

Boffins: Bonkless Brits fondling slabs, not each other

MrVerbal

Re: "fewer people in the population married or cohabiting

"(Also, is the 0.9 when you start but then pull out and bap spaff ?)"

No, it's when you're still at it at midnight on the last night of the month...

It pays to study the habits of your email users

MrVerbal

“which folder should I file this message in?” - Domino's allowed filing in multiple folders for as long as I've known it.

As for pilers, the record here is the user who had 57,000+ messages in his inbox and wondered why it took tow and a half days to finish activating a BlackBerry.

An ode to rent-a-nerds and cable monkeys

MrVerbal
Facepalm

Speaking of dictionaries...

...Your petard should be in there somewhere Mr Smith

Fire at Google UK

MrVerbal
Big Brother

Aggressive business?

Look at the smoke drift in the wind in the linked clip - chemical gas attack on a nearby rival search engine perhaps?

Then again, someone should tell the spacecraft pilot that those fake rotors aren't turning fast enough to fool anyone.